xsweet Emily x - Selhurst park

[pumps]

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Opposite the Selhurst park sainsburys

She is Hungarian - however ones to avoid if your in the market for a cheap bargain basement punt to tide you over between proper punts.  No owo, no cim (obviously) & built like a blimp, breasts were horrible as her nipples are inverted.

OW was extremely toothy which was uncomfortable almost as if she was trying to eat me,  everything else was terrible.

Happy punting folks

£40

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[claretandblue]

Fuck she looks hideous, fair play for having the stomach for that one,and for reviewing 

[sushi]

She says she's Hungarian but she's been verified by AW as Romanian.

[pumps]

She says she's Hungarian but she's been verified by AW as Romanian.

yeah I said that to her.   plot thickens...the pimps which rent out that house created/run that profile.

however what ever the fuck she is or isn't or claims to be....everyone who's pondering a quickie has been warned. 

[pumps]

Fuck she looks hideous, fair play for having the stomach for that one,and for reviewing 

lol

that's why this place is abit dead when it comes to reviews in the south, folks are ashamed to review the hippos they've visited because they fear others opinions or possibly just lazy info grabbing lurking cunts. I know a ship load of folks must be going there as the bin was overflowing  yet not a single review of warning maybe their easily pleased? lol.

Theres a nice jerk chicken shop across the road 

[punk]

Fuck her for a laugh...NOT 

[Questlove]

Is that the shop that does the jerk pork?

[claretandblue]

lol

that's why this place is abit dead when it comes to reviews in the south, folks are ashamed to review the hippos they've visited because they fear others opinions or possibly just lazy info grabbing lurking cunts. I know a ship load of folks must be going there as the bin was overflowing  yet not a single review of warning maybe their easily pleased? lol.

Theres a nice jerk chicken shop across the road 

There are a lot of south London lurkers who should hang their heads in shame 

[FlyingBreadMan]

lol

that's why this place is abit dead when it comes to reviews in the south, folks are ashamed to review the hippos they've visited because they fear others opinions or possibly just lazy info grabbing lurking cunts. I know a ship load of folks must be going there as the bin was overflowing  yet not a single review of warning maybe their easily pleased? lol.

Theres a nice jerk chicken shop across the road 

You are the sapper of UK punting...digging out the land mines, though you the tripped a few off too and come back to base, severed leg under arm to report. What a trooper.

Thanks for review, but polar opposite for what I go for.

[pumps]

Is that the shop that does the jerk pork?

Not been there in a few years ---  They probably do.

[punk]

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Opposite the Selhurst park sainsburys

She is Hungarian - however ones to avoid if your in the market for a cheap bargain basement punt to tide you over between proper punts.  No owo, no cim (obviously) & built like a blimp, breasts were horrible as her nipples are inverted.

OW was extremely toothy which was uncomfortable almost as if she was trying to eat me,  everything else was terrible.

Happy punting folks

£40

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Thanks for review Pumps. You have the bottle to put up all kinds of reviews of different types of prossies.

[pumps]

Thanks for review Pumps. You have the bottle to put up all kinds of reviews of different types of prossies.

Life is about variety and at the end of the day we're all anonymous here.

I know everyone thinks I fancied that whale, but it was merely a cheap throw away amount of money punt that was late at night when all the good escorts are asleep and right in my manor. 

[pumps]

Not trying to excuse anything, but these were the pics I based my judgement on

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Looked semi decent and not as fat, for a croydon escort I thought lol

[punk]

Not trying to excuse anything, but these were the pics I based my judgement on

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Looked semi decent and not as fat, for a croydon escort I thought lol

Yeah she used to be based in East London, Pictures are the same as her AW profile.

Shit based on those pics and the actual prossie,there is a bit of a difference to say the least.

[pumps]

I now 100% know that any bird working in that house opposite selhurst park is one to avoid, every women that has ever worked in there has been a fat lazy whale

[pumps]

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Don't go near it. 

[The_Don]

Thanks for the warning!

Happy punting folks

A positive spin at least, better luck next time 

[punk]

No T-bone for her.