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Author Topic: Friendly Lisa - Hounslow Central  (Read 802 times)


9 review(s) for Friendly Lisa (8 positive, 1 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


Offline superchamp

Firstly I've marked this as a neutral rather than a positive for reasons that I'll get to.

She's already well reviewed and most of what's already been said holds good for my experience with FL. Comms were excellent, location very close to Hounslow Central so access via The Underground no problem. Small but tidy room with a nice shower. Age wise I'd say she's the wrong side of 30. Paid £100 for the hour.
The sex was very good with OWO, RO and sex in various positions. I didn't request anal so couldn't comment on if it was on offer or not. Kissing was very light with no FK and definitely no DFK. Finished with a massage and the usual about nothing in particular chit-chat. No clock watching that I was aware of.

So why the neutral? Well I just didn't find her to be that attractive. Her tits and arse were great, size about a 10+, but with a bit of a belly on her. Not the tight tummy that's on her profile pics. In fact it was loose enough to keep "slapping" on my belly while she was riding on top. I also found her "friendliness" to be a little bit contrived and OTT. A bit like the Aunty who would visit and be all over you like a rash. Felt to me like perhaps some kind of defence mechanism to get her through what she's doing. Saying that, she did have a nice enough personality that shone through.

Anyway they say that first impressions are formed in the first few seconds and I guess that I just didn't click (or want to click) with her from the off and that's really the only reason why I've gone neutral rather than positive. I guess she just wasn't what I was expecting and those first impressions obviously affected me and made me perhaps a little reticent during the punt (sounds like I'm reviewing myself FFS).

https://www.adultwork.com/2708013 or https://www.adultwork.com/Friendly+Lisa


9 review(s) found for Friendly Lisa linked to in above post (8 positive, 1 neutral, 0 negative)

Have the house to myself in a few days and I'll be adding a review on Lisa. I completely understand where you are coming from.

Offline Nagilum

Firstly I've marked this as a neutral rather than a positive for reasons that I'll get to.

She's already well reviewed and most of what's already been said holds good for my experience with FL. Comms were excellent, location very close to Hounslow Central so access via The Underground no problem. Small but tidy room with a nice shower. Age wise I'd say she's the wrong side of 30. Paid £100 for the hour.
The sex was very good with OWO, RO and sex in various positions. I didn't request anal so couldn't comment on if it was on offer or not. Kissing was very light with no FK and definitely no DFK. Finished with a massage and the usual about nothing in particular chit-chat. No clock watching that I was aware of.

So why the neutral? Well I just didn't find her to be that attractive. Her tits and arse were great, size about a 10+, but with a bit of a belly on her. Not the tight tummy that's on her profile pics. In fact it was loose enough to keep "slapping" on my belly while she was riding on top. I also found her "friendliness" to be a little bit contrived and OTT. A bit like the Aunty who would visit and be all over you like a rash. Felt to me like perhaps some kind of defence mechanism to get her through what she's doing. Saying that, she did have a nice enough personality that shone through.

Anyway they say that first impressions are formed in the first few seconds and I guess that I just didn't click (or want to click) with her from the off and that's really the only reason why I've gone neutral rather than positive. I guess she just wasn't what I was expecting and those first impressions obviously affected me and made me perhaps a little reticent during the punt (sounds like I'm reviewing myself FFS).

https://www.adultwork.com/2708013 or https://www.adultwork.com/Friendly+Lisa

Fair points and good review.

Some punters go for service over looks, as I was told on my review of Lisa. So some will see this as no problem.


9 review(s) found for Friendly Lisa linked to in above post (8 positive, 1 neutral, 0 negative)

Offline llanero

I would have also rated her a neutral - but not too sure it is worth the "publicity" anymore.
In my case same experience. She's quite sure of herself so she makes sure you are suitably relaxed (must say also the hotel room could also help with that). It was, however, a sort of a pre-scripted act on her part (can't blame her on that either).
The line that wasn't on the script was anal: I've popped the question for her to answer "with "this" you must have anal with another person" (and here I can also understand the cultural/language differences between her native language and street English), quite clearly indicating it was a no no - not that the answer was prefabricated, instead she made sure she could provide some evidence of the fact - in this case she was grabbing me by "the thing" kind of manifesting that was going to be too much for her to take on.

Evidently she's not into it - even if didn't take long for me to understand that her little treasure had been already investigated by other -lucky- punters or maybe boyfriends. Nevermind. Didn't like the scripted experience nor the way she cut me off on anal (had other punts where the ladies may have provided the same answer but in a different tone or even making a joke out of it). She still advertises herself as "dirty in the bed" and "I love sex so much" which may be true but with... another person!






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