First punt in Magaluf and loved it!!

[bighardman88]

So i was in Magaluf yesterday after being a cheap deal for some flights with 3 lad mates. Ghost town, only girls to be seen were bloody grandmas haha typical of our luck. None of us had had sex in about 2 months so were gagging for it. I started reading this site and the advice..so we put 90 euros in our wallets..left the cards and ID at home and decided to ask taxi drivers about places to get girls. My mates got chicken when they saw the taxi drivers were 40-50 yr old men..but i just thought..whats the worst that can happen? Luckily I spoke to a guy who said he new a fab place in puerto palma..i think its palma mallorca i guess? It took about 15 mins from Magaluf anyway and he charged 15 euros for the taxi there..told me to knock on and say 'tito sent us'..(guess he gets some commission through it.) and nicely he told us not to bother getting the taxis the girls will offer as they will scam you and make you pay high call out/commission, he pointed us to where to get a taxi safely and he told us the rate was 80 euros for 30 mins as the girls were 'fabulous' in there, but the prices were at their discretion. Anyway we pull up and from reading the reviews, i expected a real shithole in the hood haha..but it was the nicest house on the street. We knock on and some okay looking woman answers and says are we here for the 'choices' so i say yes haha. Anyway she tells us to wait in the hallway, we look left and right and theres 2-3 rooms with beds on that were clean and nicely made (better than our hotel haha..) she disappears for 15-20 mins and then about 10 girls came downstairs..and god we were blown away...some very very beautiful girls..so my mate just asked straight up to girl how much she was, she said 60 euros for 1 hour..I was like wow!! me and my mate went for two mixed girls and my other mates some spanish birds (all 60 euros a hour each)..anyway oddly they made us wash our penis and genital area in a wash basin built into the rooms..i guess they get stinky men haha? ! After that they offered us a beer or coca cola..i took coke..went off and washed themselves then slide a condom onto my cock with their mouth..and well the rest is history..but i'll say i've never done a punt b4..but this got me wanting to go back.. amazing place..thanks to you all for helping us tick this off my bucket list!!....

[Jerboa]

Sounds like a good punt, and vfm, was the service good with no rush? Where the girls all Spanish/Latina or Romanian? What's the name and address?

[Steve2]

€60/hr seems way too low for Spain. I smell bullshit but hopefully my sense of smell is off 

[vt]

€60/hr seems way too low for Spain. I smell bullshit but hopefully my sense of smell is off 

Yeah, the taxi driver tells them it's €80 for 30mins, which sounds about right for an overpriced island establishment, then they get inside and come up with this €60 per hr price, which isn't at all believable.

Also, calling yourself Bighardman screams troll to me...just saying. 

[tonibell99]

Far to many 'ha ha's in the review for a 'big hard man' 

No offence haha 

[Jerboa]

And strange how he only registered on 31st Jan, posted this report and hasn't been on here since. 

[diddy]

€60/hr seems way too low for Spain. I smell bullshit but hopefully my sense of smell is off 

I wish he would reply with more accurate information where that was, assuming its real, as Puerto Palma is actually the marina in Palma where all the millionaires yachts harbour, so its not there...I know Mallorca very well and can confirm the bars/clubs and streets in Palma etc are near-deserted off-season, and this was right in the middle of it, hence it makes sense there was a low rate offered in fairness. They even shut half the fucking airport departure lounge off leaving almost nothing to do whilst waiting for the oft-delayed flight home..etc.

I was browsing a spanish escort site before my last trip which was in Nov last year and picked up that the rates were very very low off season, unsurprisingly as there are almost no punters to charge on the island. I had several options including a mind blowingly attractive german tantric provider plus two Chinese/thai massage parlours to try (one was round the corner from the Hard Rock Cafe in Palma if that helps anyone) and arrived on the island with the worlds worst chest infection/cold and couldnt leave our flat without spluttering, very frustrating and zero achieved. Opposite the harbour mentioned there are several dance bars/lady bars, and its a given that you can take away..they get a lot of business also from the cruise ships which dock very close, so avoid that clash for obvious reasons

[bfl]

I wish he would reply with more accurate information where that was, assuming its real, as Puerto Palma is actually the marina in Palma where all the millionaires yachts harbour, so its not there...I know Mallorca very well and can confirm the bars/clubs and streets in Palma etc are near-deserted off-season, and this was right in the middle of it, hence it makes sense there was a low rate offered in fairness. They even shut half the fucking airport departure lounge off leaving almost nothing to do whilst waiting for the oft-delayed flight home..etc.

I was browsing a spanish escort site before my last trip which was in Nov last year and picked up that the rates were very very low off season, unsurprisingly as there are almost no punters to charge on the island. I had several options including a mind blowingly attractive german tantric provider plus two Chinese/thai massage parlours to try (one was round the corner from the Hard Rock Cafe in Palma if that helps anyone) and arrived on the island with the worlds worst chest infection/cold and couldnt leave our flat without spluttering, very frustrating and zero achieved. Opposite the harbour mentioned there are several dance bars/lady bars, and its a given that you can take away..they get a lot of business also from the cruise ships which dock very close, so avoid that clash for obvious reasons

The Germans masseuse is really hot if it's namaste mallorca. Saw her years ago and she gives a nice massage and he. There used to be one round the back of the big el corte ingles called touch massage. She is an English woman who's he was mind blowing. I've never had a handjob like it.

There is some titty bars that do extra opposite the port, about half way down under some apartments. Can't remember what it was called.

Never found one for 60e an hour though. Even the grotty ones were a bit more expensive. The street walkers were cheap but likely to get robbed.

[diddy]

The Germans masseuse is really hot if it's namaste mallorca. Saw her years ago and she gives a nice massage and he. There used to be one round the back of the big el corte ingles called touch massage. She is an English woman who's he was mind blowing. I've never had a handjob like it.

There is some titty bars that do extra opposite the port, about half way down under some apartments. Can't remember what it was called.

Never found one for 60e an hour though. Even the grotty ones were a bit more expensive. The street walkers were cheap but likely to get robbed.

Yes you are bang on External Link/Members Only, well guessed, from the web site I thought both girls looked nice Looks like they are on the move though if they are selling the site