Does her bum look too big for a size 8?

[Squire Haggard]

Casually looking around AW I came across this profile. Guess the nationality. 

 I think that her bum is a bit big for size 8. Her bum will look big in everything. Will you be the one to tell her? 

She has 18 years and her moom is Brazillian.



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[Roger De Her]

Squire, its a RESOUNDING "YES" - I saw her a couple of weeks back, and I'd deffo say at least a sz 10. Just been too busy to write a review, SOZ as I appreciate wud be a TOFTT!

Told her on arrival I thot she was bigger than her profile stated.  She's a sweet, fresh faced little ( well, young, NOT little) chick in a basement flat with Amelliex(previously some other similar name like Amelia??) in Newington/Southside.   She gave me the choice (ie: willingly accepted my assessment) and I decided to stay - she's got a really sweet face, and Id say believably still in her teens. BTW, current pics are new and show a MuchBigger chick than the pics which tempted me. If id seen these, id never have made the appointment.

So, the rest of the tale I suspect accurate. One parent Romanian, other Brazilian, and brought up in Brazil, but Rom passport allows Euro access without visa issues.  Sweet face. Passable English, in need of much polishing (partly why she's here, and struggling with regional accent variability- think she'd been to Newcastle or similar prior).

Afraid I really like my galz petite and there was far too much wobble and jelly in this equation for my taste.  The appointment didn't work! She really did try and we went over time, but I have difficulty with a "big" gurl, and she's not an Elephant but theres plenty of additional padding. If you like sz 12 an cuddly, she's young, pretty and quite bubbly (despite limited English) so may float your boat, but really rather drowned me!


Nice girl, but yep,  NOT sz 8!

Roj

[The Man With No Name]

Squire, its a RESOUNDING "YES" - I saw her a couple of weeks back, and I'd deffo say at least a sz 10. Just been too busy to write a review, SOZ as I appreciate wud be a TOFTT!

Told her on arrival I thot she was bigger than her profile stated.  She's a sweet, fresh faced little ( well, young, NOT little) chick in a basement flat with Amelliex(previously some other similar name like Amelia??) in Newington/Southside.   She gave me the choice (ie: willingly accepted my assessment) and I decided to stay - she's got a really sweet face, and Id say believably still in her teens. BTW, current pics are new and show a MuchBigger chick than the pics which tempted me. If id seen these, id never have made the appointment.

So, the rest of the tale I suspect accurate. One parent Romanian, other Brazilian, and brought up in Brazil, but Rom passport allows Euro access without visa issues.  Sweet face. Passable English, in need of much polishing (partly why she's here, and struggling with regional accent variability- think she'd been to Newcastle or similar prior).

Afraid I really like my galz petite and there was far too much wobble and jelly in this equation for my taste.  The appointment didn't work! She really did try and we went over time, but I have difficulty with a "big" gurl, and she's not an Elephant but theres plenty of additional padding. If you like sz 12 an cuddly, she's young, pretty and quite bubbly (despite limited English) so may float your boat, but really rather drowned me!


Nice girl, but yep,  NOT sz 8!

Roj

Not meaning to pish all over your parade, but was there anything that actually made you think she could be telling the truth about the Brazilian element?

Is it not more likely we're simply looking at a friendly gypsy who makes a bit of an effort with her fat arse?

[Roger De Her]

TBH anonymous Sir,  I didn't carry out a racial audit or parental DNA testing, however she talked a fair bit about growing up in Brazil, the bi-lingual implications of her childhood, how bits of her life panned out in a bi-race parental situation,  by that time,  she had hidden my dosh, there was no going back for me, she didn't really need to invent anything further, but some was actively volunteered....Yep - I believed her.

(Deffo a Brazilian Arse, plus, I checked outside, front an back .....NO Horse&Cart to be seen!)

Roj.

[chico1000]

Roger may I commend you on your last retort.

[ickydicky]

Aye, great patter Rog

[The Man With No Name]

TBH anonymous Sir,  I didn't carry out a racial audit or parental DNA testing, however she talked a fair bit about growing up in Brazil, the bi-lingual implications of her childhood, how bits of her life panned out in a bi-race parental situation,  by that time,  she had hidden my dosh, there was no going back for me, she didn't really need to invent anything further, but some was actively volunteered....Yep - I believed her.

(Deffo a Brazilian Arse, plus, I checked outside, front an back .....NO Horse&Cart to be seen!)

Roj.

The only reason there's no horse is because it's been carved up and put in the freezer.

You boys are right though. Can't dispute that banter... 

[Roger De Her]

Granted, i never thought of checkin the freezer, but its not there


....you've seen the new pics, she's scoffed it already, WIV chips!

Roj

[seeker]

She's probably scoffed the cart and the fridge as well 

[guns]

I she's in Glasgow today and I'm tempted  .  I love a big arse and she looks quite cute. 
How much did you pay and did she do owo?

[J_H]

I have just taken one for the team, and will post a review soon. Her bum is not too big, and the fact is that the camera does occasionally lie. The camera (the angle I think) makes her looks 'duck-arsed' which she isn't in reality.

"Beauty is in the eye..." etc., but I thought she was an absolute stunner.

[J_H]

Review now posted.

[Roger De Her]

I paid £60 h/h,  couple a weeks ago, but pretty sure no extra for the owo

Really pretty wee face ( better than the pics),  and a friendly young thing ... Chatty cause she wants to brush up on her lingo.  From memory id say bit smaller than her current pics look BUT she was bigger than her old pics!   so long as you're happy with sz 10/12,  expect you'll have a gr8 time

.....shes just DEFFO NOT Size8

Njoy

Roj