Author Topic: Joanne - thaimassageburton - Burton on Trent.  (Read 3723 times)

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Booked over the phone, asked for a special massage.
Was told this would be £40 for an hour
Developed the conversation a little bit more by saying "it's my birthday, and I really want an extra special massage"  :diablo:

I think she got the message. I was told girls name was Joanne.

Arrived on time, met on reception desk by Thai gentleman. I assume he was the owner, he is the one pictured.

A little bit disconcerting, but hey ho, paid the money and was shown upstairs to a room with traditional massage table.

Few seconds later, Joanne arrived.

Not the prettiest of girls, 6/10. Guessing around 25-30 yo.
Not the slimmest girls, definitely a 14-16.
Huge tits.

Too late to refuse now, so off with the kit and the massage began. I chose the medium massage. Glad I did. God knows how hard the hard would have been, but trust me the medium is powerful.
Anyway, legs, back shoulders all done. Usual brushing of the sack as she rubbed inner thighs.

Turned over after about 40 mins.
She rubbed my legs and was watching me as she occasionally brushed the old boy.

"Would I like something more?" she asked.

Yeah, why not. It was why I was here after all.

£20 HJ. £40 Top off.

Went for the £40, because I just wanted to see the bangers.

Proceeded to oil me up and then gave me an excellent tit-wank.
Now as  lover of Tit-wanks, I was in heaven.   :D

She rubbed tugged and generally did the business, while almost begging me to squeeze, flick and pinch.
Had to finish between her globes though.
Wonderful.

Overall, not a bad punt. Though personally I prefer a little bit less rounded girls. (apart from the boobs) 7/10

Would I go back? Probably not, if I was planning. But now I know it happens there, I might try another if I was passing.

First review, so apologies if I am doing something against rules.
No idea if copy and pasting the link is how it works.

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Great review matey many thanks, when I read the title I thought you was giving Burton on Trent in general a neutral, bit generous hehe

Sounds like fun apart from the size of the girl, if your up for full service with the Thais read a few of my reviews there's a decent girl in Derby not to far from Burton area.

I love tit wanks too  :lol:

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Was it the Shop manager the little thai woman who is on one of the pictures at the front of the shop, please.

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No.

Polish girl. Well that's what she said.

And although I am not 100% I think the picture on the web site of eight girls, has her top left corner as you look.

I did ask about others offerings.

Little Thai manager does extras, as does the other Thai girl, but I can't remember the name Joanne gave me.

English girl called Laura does no extras.  :(
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No.

Polish girl. Well that's what she said.

And although I am not 100% I think the picture on the web site of eight girls, has her top left corner as you look.

I did ask about others offerings.

Little Thai manager does extras, as does the other Thai girl, but I can't remember the name Joanne gave me.

English girl called Laura does no extras.  :(

ok thank you, I was put off by the little manager but now will ask for her.
thank you very much  :yahoo:

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mai does do a bj and she very naughty but thats as far as i got up to now

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mai does do a bj and she very naughty but thats as far as i got up to now
Hey up, just answered your PM lol, which one does the BJ "mai" is she the little thai manager?  the other younger thai girl looks nice, is she up for it please.

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mai does do a bj and she very naughty but thats as far as i got up to now
How much did she charge for that then? With or without?

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Might have some info after tomorrow.

I'm heading over to the brewery museum in the morning, and time permitting I will pop in and see Mai.
I just rang, and she is working tomorrow.  :)

I'm feeling a bit flush money wise, so I might see how much, and then how good, the BJ is.   :wacko:




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I rang and asked what extras, she said the usual cant day over phone. So i explained that im going to have to travel far so would like to know if possible if a bj is available..she laughed and said yes £60 for half hour massage and bj.
Let us know the details dude!

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And so the conversation went as follows.....

Me: "I've got to go over to Burton tomorrow for an hour or so, to the brewery museum"  :diablo:

Wifey: "What time?"

Me: "About 11.00"

Wifey: "Oh good, I've got to go to British Home Stores. If you drop me in the Town, I'll walk to the museum after an hour or so and we can have lunch somewhere when you've finished"  :drinks:

Me: "Er, Um, Gulp"   :scare:  "Yes, ok Dear, that would be nice."


Best laid plans and all that.  :rolleyes:

Still it has made me thankful that I had a genuine appointment at the Museum.

And it's made me more determined to go and try Mai when I next get the chance.  :thumbsup:

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And so the conversation went as follows.....

Me: "I've got to go over to Burton tomorrow for an hour or so, to the brewery museum"  :diablo:

Wifey: "What time?"

Me: "About 11.00"

Wifey: "Oh good, I've got to go to British Home Stores. If you drop me in the Town, I'll walk to the museum after an hour or so and we can have lunch somewhere when you've finished"  :drinks:

Me: "Er, Um, Gulp"   :scare:  "Yes, ok Dear, that would be nice."


Best laid plans and all that.  :rolleyes:

Still it has made me thankful that I had a genuine appointment at the Museum.

And it's made me more determined to go and try Mai when I next get the chance.  :thumbsup:
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