Author Topic: Ebony.....Coco Blair st...Edinburgh-just before xmas !!  (Read 1014 times)

gadgey black

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Here's a " Quickie "...by way of my introduction to the site.....which i've followed for a few months now....finding it...amusing....informative....and very helpful in avoidance of shite prossies !!.....anyway.....found myself in Blair st.....usual door money plus 45mins.....previously phoned to see if any " Ebony skinned " ladies available....into lounge...forget the towel & locker bullshit..4 or 5 greek / spanish { romanian }....plus ...The Coco!!....a looker....nae doubts about it......follow a wee bum shake doon the stair'....to the room.....shower...ok....turn lights down low?...no love ...sorry....but i like to see whom i'm ridin' ken'...bad idea !!......a really good looking girl....big ass.....and medium titties....but still attractive and personable.....plenty of kissing and touching.....clit lickin' good etc....but here's the killer !!......didn't have the correct size of condom.....and none available from the cupboard either.....this in my book as paying client....is a basic fail in the simplest form of choosing to undertake a career in prostitution !!....she's thinking.....an aggressive hand jive will work...cause the bag's too wee....no .....don't be stupid love !!....less make up bags.....and more " working essentials "....makes a happy regular....not one that has to bin you on the first " date " !!.....but a decent female in ordinary circumstances......just clueless as a prostitute !!

Chaps my reviews.......will always...I promise...be brutally honest....no more.....no less !!

Offline daviebond

 :lol: Who else was hearing the voice of William Shatner when reading this review ? :lol:
Anyway did she manage to find a solution to the problem or was it an expensive wank?

bristolqwerty

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:lol: Who else was hearing the voice of William Shatner when reading this review ? :lol:
Anyway did she manage to find a solution to the problem or was it an expensive wank?
:D Or telegram sent from the 1850's ..... maybe he just forgot to post it  :D

gadgey black

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Hello...chaps.......my categories of punting are based on ...Positive...{ a really good shag...with all of interaction required...without all the fluffy pish }.and would qualify to receive some regular cash from me as well my " Durty muck " !!
Neutral......good shag with the possibility of improvement to a positive.....just a maybe though !!
Negative...can be a fantastic looking female..... just fucking clueless in her chosen career as a prostitute !!and can't get the basics right { this can apply still....to all the auld whores now working the flats that used to work the saunas }, the basics are let the client pump you properly....give your client a proper "blow job" if you offer such......and for fucks sake learn how to put on a correct sized condom properly!!...after all you get them free for fucks sake !! :dash:

Still can't believe some of these females earn in excess of £1500.....and can't get the basics right !!....my opinion is call them out for it.....so they have to ....improve or ...starve !!......the assistants at the" Mac make up "counter at debenhams will be the only cunts to miss the useless fuckers.....hope this makes my "reviewing process "...a little bit clearer .  :hi:

Offline CeeJay

turn lights down low?...

......didn't have the correct size of condom

You must be one ugly fucker.