External Link/Members OnlyOk - the very first time i went, i rang ahead. Asked about their prices and booked a "naturist massage" which is just a posh name for "you're both naked and she'll wank you off". Turned up at the agreed time and the place looked clean and like a normal massage place. The receptionist was even in a uniform (black tunic), she looked about 55 and was clearly not a "masseuse/prozzy". She took my name and told me "the girl is still with a client, he decided to have an hour instead of 30mins". So there i was sat in a waiting room at 5:15pm, turned up on time for my 5:15pm appointment watching The Chase on the TV. 5:30 comes and goes, 5:45, 6:00 - by now i've been here 45mins. So i get up a start to walk out. The receptionist says "she'll be out in a few mins you know". I just say i've got not time now. so i leave quite annoyed. What a waste of time.
A week later i decide to give it another go. I ring ahead, book a time (5:15pm again). This time the girl was on time. Got into the room, paid the money and she told me to strip off and lie on the table then left the room (to check it's real money most likely). When she came back she stripped off too. She wasn't ugly but wasn't great looking either. A bit on the large size. Her hair was tied back in a bun. She started kissing me (she tasted like mouthwash) and stroking my cock slowly. She covered my cock, legs and torso in babyoil and started massaging me, leaving my cock to last on purpose, just gliding past it like a tease. She started to wank it and got it hard, then she straddled me with my cock on my belly, wanking me with her pussy. Her massive tits were oily too and she bounced them all over my face and i had a great time sucking on them. After some of that and a big more kissing (she kissed with tongues) she got off and started wanking some more, this time wanking just the head while she held the cock firmly with her other hand. I said i'd like to lick her out, she was fine with it and i lapped at her pussy. It was at this point i got a little worried. It smelt and tasted like bad fish. So i stopped and said id like a titwank. She had me straddle her chest, i put my cock between her massive tits and fucked them. After some of that i was ready to cum. She took my cock and wanked away at it until i spurted over her tits. Then we got down off the table and she filled a sink up with warm water and washed my body down with a hot towel. Then dried me off. This was a nice touch.
I left quite pleased but felt rather cheated - I'd just paid £80 for a wank. My usual parlours/girls would have fucked me for £60. Also, it was after this that i learned the hard way that babyoil is not the best thing on your cock when your having a wank. Under my foreskin was chafed for about two weeks and i seriously thought i'd caught something. Got myself tested, all was clear. She'd broken under the skin with her over enthusiastic wanking.
Anyway, about 6 months later for whatever reason i decided to return to see another girl. According to the website there was supposed to be a black girl working that day. Made an appointment to see her, turned up and the same girl as last time was there! Under a different name. I was a little annoyed because on their website there was supposed to be a black girl working that day. But i was there so i might as well go with it. This time, for some reason, she wasn't very accommodating. For starters i was having my back massaged on the table and the towel i was lying on absolutely stank. It smelt like mini cheddars
. I had to keep my head up despite her keep telling my to lie down with my face through the hole. Also she would only do massage and wank me off. After about 10 mins of the 30mins session she started asking me "are you going to cum yet babe?" and "come on" - there's nothing more off putting that a girl hurrying you to come, am i right guys?
I had her stand up with her hands on the table, i got behind her, put my cock between her massive bum cheeks and fucked them. I think they call that an ass wank. I came up her back.
Then she washed me like last time, dried me off and we said goodbye.
I'll never go again. The towels obviously weren't clean, the girl was not £80 material and the whole service is rubbish. Next time i'll just find a girl to fuck on adultwork.
