Woofie35 Outcall in Derby 4th January 2016

[BikerInBlack]

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I guess I should finally get around to posting a review of the legend that is the gorgeous and lovely Woofie35!

I have seen Woofie on numerous occasions during the previous year. This meet was specifically arranged to mark the first anniversary of our first meeting and in the same hotel. So it was special, as every session with Woofie is. As always, Woofie's pre-meet comms were spot on and she kept me informed of her progress from leaving home to being in the hotel car park.

Her text to say that she was in the car park was my cue to rubber up and await her arrival outside my room. I let her in, we kissed and then within a minute we were on the bed fucking. I have met a number of great ladies during my 20-odd years of punting, but none of them really can hold a candle to her in terms of her enthusiasm, skills in the bedroom and downright sluttiness! If Carlsberg made escorts...

A single hour isn't really enough to properly enjoy Woofie as she willingly gives herself to you. This was a four hour meet which still simply flew by in an orgy of passionate, deep French kissing, licking, sucking and fucking. There is no feeling on earth like the sensation of being balls deep inside this gorgeous young woman as she rides you with abandon. Except, maybe, to lie between her shapely legs and lick her perfect and beautiful pussy. To watch, and listen to her orgasm is an amazing experience. Woofie is very vocal and it is such a turn on to experience a woman who really enjoys and explores her sexuality, rather than the faux 'oohs' and 'aahs' of a low rent porn film.

I didn't count how many orgasms Woofie had this time (sorry!), but it was quite a few. If you know how to touch her she can (and does) orgasm from being touched and caressed in a number of places on her gorgeous body. The services that Woofie offers are many and varied, with a lot of what she calls 'kink' on her AW profile. But she also gives a supreme GFE. If I had a gf, then it would be an absolute dream for her to be like Woofie. But then that's Woofie for you. The perfect girlfriend. The Carlsberg escort...

[Timmy2]

Hi biker
Nice to have a new reviewer on board
Thanks for the review, kind off gives the essence of Woofie to those guys who have not had the pleasure of the lovely submissive dirty girl. 
Her comms as you say are superb and a four hour meet does work out cheaper by the hour. 
Cheers
Raddy

[GolfNut]

Excellent review thanks BiB

All sounds very familiar. 

Her speciality as a sub is well documented on UKP, but as a GFE for us fluffs with a bit of PSE thrown in Woofie is equally in a class of her own. Her DT is indeed spectacular.

Hmmm Woofie!

[Timmy2]

Come on GN......I am trying to work and I can't stand up now
Raddy

[GolfNut]

Come on GN......I am trying to work and I can't stand up now
Raddy

Me too. 

You must be seriously raging by now mate. You have my deepest sympathies. 

I pity the poor girl who gets the first Raddy 2016 experience.   

I reckon it has to be Woofie. Think she's the only one who could handle you in your state. 

[GBush]

Booked and organised

Lock and load

[GolfNut]

Booked and organised

Lock and load

Nice. Treat her well 

[Picti]

Me too. 

You must be seriously raging by now mate. You have my deepest sympathies. 

I pity the poor girl who gets the first Raddy 2016 experience.   

I reckon it has to be Woofie. Think she's the only one who could handle you in your state. 

If he goes to Woofie in his current state it'll be HIS orgasm record being broken and he'll emerge as a dessicated husk!

Good review Biker. Woofie epitomises professionalism in this game; efficient communication, fantastic attitude, serious skills, slutty demeanour, and the intellect and intuition to satisfy the broad expectations and wishes of a diverse group of men like us, and she's a good laugh too.

[gymbrown]

If the day ever come when i pay £200 for a hour with women i want someone to slap me with a cold wet cod 

[Timmy2]

If the day ever come when i pay £200 for a hour with women i want someone to slap me with a cold wet cod 

I have a freezer full of cod, i'll thaw one for you if you ever see her... 
Raddy

[Owwhatanight]

If the day ever come when i pay £200 for a hour with women i want someone to slap me with a cold wet cod 

From the reviews that are printed of her from well known members I would say she is VFM but hey
You cut according to your cloth .....mine is hessian and Raddy,s is Silk.....TAXI   

[RedKettle]

If the day ever come when i pay £200 for a hour with women i want someone to slap me with a cold wet cod 

I wince on the rare occasion I have gone to £140 for an hour - I cannot help thinking that you can pay £60 for 30 minutes with some WG to achieve what is basically the same end point!

[Timmy2]

I can see what you are saying RK
I have paid £200 for a PSE with popular girls in Leicester and they were fab meetings
but
I have had PSE for £130 in Leicester as well and these were fab
I am hard work for the money so happy to pay
But i had 4 fab hours with Woofie at £112.50 per hour and nothing was not on the menu except what does does not offer
so more than happy with the deal
Just off for a PSE at £230 for 2 hrs and i expect it to be hot, very hot
Horses for courses really

Respect to all
Raddy

[GBush]

I can see what you are saying RK
I have paid £200 for a PSE with popular girls in Leicester and thay were fab meetings
but
I have had PSE for £130 in Leicester as well and these were fab
I am hard work for the money so happy to pay
But i had 4 fab hours with Woofie at £112.50 per hour and nothing was not on the menu except what does does not offer
so more than happy with the deal
Just off for a PSE at £230 for 2 hrs and i expect it to be hot, very hot
Horses for courses really

Respect to all
Raddy

+ 1 on my opinion of VFM

[Picti]

I take your general point Gym, but if you actually saw Woofie then even that cold wet cod wouldn't wipe the smile from your face. The fee is never a guarantee of satisfaction but is in her case.  She's a genuine talent and as a smart business woman realises that she can attain a premium rate. Some of us choose to pay the rate to enjoy the service and if I could find someone with her skills, allure, approach, and attitude at a lesser fee then that would be a very good day.

[AsianDave]

Fantastic review, thank you and frankly wow!!

I can't remember lasting more than an hour these days, 4 hours is outstanding sir!!!

[Timmy2]

Fantastic review, thank you and frankly wow!!

I can't remember lasting more than an hour these days, 4 hours is outstanding sir!!!

read mine ... ha ha
If you have time
Raddy

[AsianDave]

Hi Raddy, I've just had a look a wow I had to have a break half way reading your essay, I'm not quite as 'active' or 'adventurous' as you gents unfortunately, I think I'm getting on a bit now...

Fantastic read though

I will add some reviews soon to recent punts over the last few months.

[Steely Dan]

Do not encourage him. Do. Not.

Ah crap, there is no hope.  Perhaps if I kidnap Woofie....

[Timmy2]

Do not encourage him. Do. Not.

Ah crap, there is no hope.  Perhaps if I kidnap Woofie....

ha ha
 

[rodjaneandfreddy]

Sounds like a hot list girl to me.

[James999]

I'm a saddo who used to be on here as Iloveoral, Admin banned me so I have created a new profile and am pretending to be Asian, hopefully nobody will notice.

Looks like Admin did and banned you, AGAIN 

[Picti]

Bit of a flair for the dramatic there James! Any valid reason that you're fabricating quotes and making announcements beyond Admin's usual banning process?

If the lad is guilty as charged then he's been daft and no-one will defend his actions.

[CoolTiger]

Looks like Admin did and banned you, AGAIN 

Right now the biggest problem on UKP is the East Midlands section, overtaking North East section. And I suspect this clique is going to cause more problems.

Guys, Admin has had enough of members in the EM Section WK'ing, etc and has made it absolutely clear in his above post.

Post at your own peril.

[cueball]

Post at your own peril.

 

The whole of ukp are now watching the east Midlands boards after that great thread that's running in off topic.

Keep us entertained lads, it's comedy gold