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[Tomcat200006]

Now then gents, I could do with some recommendations.
I like curvy women, Monroe shape......classic hourglass with big tits, hips and bum with a tapered waist.
Sizes 6, 8 and 10 don't normally do it for me unless they have that classic shape.  For me this includes larger sizes such as 14 - 16...even ..18..as long as the curves are all in the right places.
I'm in Lincoln and looking for a wg to become a regular and within a reasonable conmute.  Any suggestions please?  I'm not fussed if she's young or mature.

I went to see curvy busty Alex (Polish girl) this week who was touring in Nottingham.  Her pictures look amazing, check out those curves!!   I was hooked.
However the meeting never took place at the booked time of 3pm.  I arrived 30 minutes early.....but by the time I managed to flaff about parking (no help from Alex's confusing instructions!) and multiple calls to her I ended up knocking on the apartment door at 3.05.   No one was home!  Pissed right off I walked back to my car only to see 2 EE looking girls standing next to a cab not 20ft from my car.  One was slim, short brunette. The other was taller than me at 6'1 and had on a trench coat and looked beached!  Now at 45 years old I've a pretty good idea what women sizes look like.  If Alex is a size 14 - 16 then I'm fucking Wyatt Earp!  She is bloody massive!!  Huge stomach was clearly visible too....no offence meant to this girl, but fat is fat.  This appeals to some, but not me.
I had a lucky escape, her pictures must have been fudged.

Then there's Lincslady.....holy shit.   
Tried booking her numerous times...only to be messed about and let down.  She has a total lack of sincerity and respect for punters in my view.  She was asleep when one meeting was supposed to have taken place.  When I asked if she'd wear suspenders for me on the appointment said she doesn't wear them.  Not her thing she said.........apart from the fact her old pg pics displayed several shots of her wearing them!
Said I should find someone who will wear them for me.  I mean gents, suspenders!!!!....really freaky weird stuff huh.  But so what....
I told her I wasn't that bothered about it and still wanted to see her.........never did reply.....
So...here I am on the lookout.......what are your recommendations?

[Steely Dan]

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Ok you have been through all of this in detail.  Plus the last few pages of reviews here. You have read all these reviews and AW pages in detail.  And after all of this, nothing looks right. Which girls and locations were close?

(If you have not been through this get off your back side and start clicking.  What are we, google?)

[Timmy2]

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Ok you have been through all of this in detail.  Plus the last few pages of reviews here. You have read all these reviews and AW pages in detail.  And after all of this, nothing looks right. Which girls and locations were close?

(If you have not been through this get off your back side and start clicking.  What are we, google?)

Thought it was me with a bag on tonight Dan 

[Crazydave]

Pippa Knight is a lovely shaped lady. Certainly worth a visit if you like a natural lady. Not an ounce of fat on her, but lovely and curvy.

[Tomcat200006]

Pippa Knight. ...noticed her before.  I'll have a better look, thanks crazydave. 

[Tomcat200006]

(If you have not been through this get off your back side and start clicking.  What are we, google?)
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A helpful forum? 

[m@rk]

Has to be pippa. Curvy and gorgeous eyes.. :-)

And she's a lovely young lady... Give her a try..

[Tomcat200006]

Has to be pippa. Curvy and gorgeous eyes.. :-)

And she's a lovely young lady... Give her a try..

Why not, cheers M@rk.

[NottsNylonLuvr]

I entered the thread thinking a punter was being held hostage by Sergei or something.

A little more description in titles for fuck sake... Please.

[Tomcat200006]

I entered the thread thinking a punter was being held hostage by Sergei or something.

A little more description in titles for fuck sake... Please.

Take a pill mate, I'm sure the left click button on your mouse wasn't too taxing......or....

[Timmy2]

I entered the thread thinking a punter was being held hostage by Sergei or something.

A little more description in titles for fuck sake... Please.

Ha ha 

[RedKettle]

Can't decide whether OP will not last long on here, or will fit it quite well!!

By the way I am confused as to whether you want girls in Lincoln, Nottingham or either?

I would also recommend Pippa Knight in Nottingham, but also perhaps No1 in Lincoln.

[RedKettle]

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[RedKettle]

Perhaps steffi - although I gave her a negative review!!

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[Tomcat200006]

Can't decide whether OP will not last long on here, or will fit it quite well!!

Oohhhh.....i need vetting too....how exciting.   How am I doing?

By the way I am confused as to whether you want girls in Lincoln, Nottingham or either?

I would also recommend Pippa Knight in Nottingham, but also perhaps No1 in Lincoln.

[Tomcat200006]

Can't decide whether OP will not last long on here, or will fit it quite well!!

By the way I am confused as to whether you want girls in Lincoln, Nottingham or either?

I would also recommend Pippa Knight in Nottingham, but also perhaps No1 in Lincoln.

Oohhh...I'm being vetted, how I'm doing?

Lincoln, preferably but we all know it's stark.....so Nottingham is th best bet.

[Steely Dan]

how I'm doing?

I gave you some guidance in answer to your query. And asked you a question. You haven't answered my question.  (nor acknowledged my guidance - which of course you are free to ignore, that is fine.) Others have given you advice too. So since you ask how you are doing, I'd call it 'take take take.'

And I have now answered another one of your questions. So it is Steely Dan 2, Lazy DickHead 0.

Don't go see Pippa.  She is an excellent girl and can do better.

[Crazydave]

I entered the thread thinking a punter was being held hostage by Sergei or something.

A little more description in titles for fuck sake... Please.

PMSL. The wife just looked at me funny for laughing at this. Had to make up some bullshit about cats and cucumbers on youtube.

[Tomcat200006]

I gave you some guidance in answer to your query. And asked you a question. You haven't answered my question.  (nor acknowledged my guidance - which of course you are free to ignore, that is fine.) Others have given you advice too. So since you ask how you are doing, I'd call it 'take take take.'

And I have now answered another one of your questions. So it is Steely Dan 2, Lazy DickHead 0.

Don't go see Pippa.  She is an excellent girl and can do better.

Sorry i didn't realise i was obligated to answer your question in a timescale to avoid unpleasant remarks from you.  I'm still going through the list, but thanks for providing it.

As per your instruction, i won't go see Pippa, of course she derserves better than me.

I love little keyboard warriors like you.......so funny.

[Steely Dan]

Sorry i didn't realise i was obligated to answer your question in a timescale

You provided the timescale by asking the question 'how am I doing'.  That reminds me of King Tarzan.

I'm still going through the list, but thanks for providing it.

My pleasure.

[robbybox]

Hi Tomcat. Launch AW, click on Escorts, use search criteria Gender: Female, Proximity: 5 miles of postcode NG2 (for example) Bust Size: Very Large.  This will list some girls you may be interested in seeing. Kinky Minx, Jessica95, and TheLovelyAnna were the 3 that most caught my eye ... but unfortunately Nottingham is a bit too far for me. Would love to try some of these babes out tho... maybe if I travel a bit in the summer.  Polish Curvy BustyAlex was also there too ... although you mentioned that particular BBW didn't do it for you ... as you backed out of a punt with her.
You can do a similar search but instead put Dress Size: 14 and larger.  However this will greatly increase the number of larger BBWs of size 18+, 20, 22 etc which may not be your cuppa. You can apply similar principle to Lincoln postcodes.
 
P.S. I hope this post is a bit more helpful to you than those previous from some EM board members with their unhelpful, antagonistic and rather tedious digs ... some EM members on this board imo are becoming full of their own importance ... keyboard warriors with little better to do as you say ... and as others have mentioned previously with their bullying mentality and cameraderie are spoiling what is, in the main, a helpful and often funny and humorous forum.
 

[Tomcat200006]

Hey Robbybox, you have restored my faith!  Thank you.

We both know antagonistic small minded members like him usually have very plain and uneventful lives.

I've never actually tried putting in more search criterias so I'll give that a try.
Thanks for such a helpful response, I'll let you know how i get on 

Where are physical preferences on the search, breast size for example......I can't find them?
Have a great weekend!

[Steely Dan]

Breast size is under 'interview' tab.  All 4 tabs work together.

As I have said on a different thread, it is sometime the duty of posters to stand up for this board.  This week it is my turn.

So I will do it again. Robby and Tomcat are like two people attending a party.  They say 'great party. Best I have been to.  I don't know why, but it is the best party in the land.  I just wish all the other people were not here.  Then it would be better.  I think this party might better if it had this edge, this vibe and this great music, but if all these people who created this vibe and so on were not here. They are ruining this party.  They are unhelpful, antagonistic and rather tedious now that I think about it. And small minded.  I want this party, but without the people that were here before me.

I really do hope you two (and many other new people) stay.  But honestly with 43 posts between you, you two are taking the time to criticise the ethos that created this place?   Really?

Oh and bad news - if you do stay, 6 months from now it might be your turn to stand up for the ethos of the board.  And you may do it well.  And then someone will link this thread and we will all laugh.

[Timmy2]

Breast size is under 'interview' tab.  All 4 tabs work together.

As I have said on a different thread, it is sometime the duty of posters to stand up for this board.  This week it is my turn.

So I will do it again. Robby and Tomcat are like two people attending a party.  They say 'great party. Best I have been to.  I don't know why, but it is the best party in the land.  I just wish all the other people were not here.  Then it would be better.  I think this party might better if it had this edge, this vibe and this great music, but if all these people who created this vibe and so on were not here. They are ruining this party.  They are unhelpful, antagonistic and rather tedious now that I think about it. And small minded.  I want this party, but without the people that were here before me.

I really do hope you two (and many other new people) stay.  But honestly with 43 posts between you, you two are taking the time to criticise the ethos that created this place?   Really?

Oh and bad news - if you do stay, 6 months from now it might be your turn to stand up for the ethos of the board.  And you may do it well.  And then someone will link this thread and we will all laugh.

[Tomcat200006]

Breast size is under 'interview' tab.  All 4 tabs

Ace, cheers.

[robbybox]

That's all well and good but you have to click on an individual profile to see that. What I meant was click on the purple tabs Escorts Webcam Phone Chat SMS Chat ...etc line of tabs. Under Escorts tab a search box comes up. If you put Bust Size: Very Large here along with Proximity: 5 miles of < postcode > you will get a list of ALL the BBWs in a specific area to where you are. Then you can choose to contact those ladies from the list of profiles of bulging flesh that most appeal.
 

[Robryan]

Think this one has up her game abit carnt fault her body and services for 50 quid. Found her very out going and easy to get on with felt comfortable from the start thought at first she was a dizzy blonde lol but not the case very sweet girl. Seen her twice now great she has move to an upstairs flat now witch was a lot better more comfortable with ensuit bath shower which she will join you in if you ask. Shame she don't do anul though as her ass is incredible all though she was tight were it counts I will be seeing her again👍

[adbd68]

Think this one has up her game abit carnt fault her body and services for 50 quid. Found her very out going and easy to get on with felt comfortable from the start thought at first she was a dizzy blonde lol but not the case very sweet girl. Seen her twice now great she has move to an upstairs flat now witch was a lot better more comfortable with ensuit bath shower which she will join you in if you ask. Shame she don't do anul though as her ass is incredible all though she was tight were it counts I will be seeing her again👍

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