Mallorca/magaluf adventure

[Newbiers]

Hi everyone me and my friend just came newbies to the world of punting. We recently went to Barcelona and saw some sexy women selling ourselves having never done it before we turned a few down but now me and my friend have been talking and we wouldn't mind ticking it off our bucket list as such. This weekend we are going to Mallorca and staying in magaluf area.
Can anyone recommend any girls there or respected agencies ?
I've had a look at some but unsure how reputable they are

[Newbiers]

Been quoted 450 euros for 2 girls by one Mallorca agency is this the normal price?

[Shagger69]

Find the dirty wee hoors in Boomerangs and Bananas and you'll get your rock n' roll for the price of 2 blue vks and a looky-looky flashing hat.

Seriously mate, if you can't get your hole from a civvie in Magaluf then there's something seriously wrong

[Newbiers]

Well we got no issues getting women in that way but we got told everywhere is closed in January (as we are going next week) therefore that's why we were looking for a escort. Are places still open then?

[Ben4454]

Find the dirty wee hoors in Boomerangs and Bananas and you'll get your rock n' roll for the price of 2 blue vks and a looky-looky flashing hat.

Seriously mate, if you can't get your hole from a civvie in Magaluf then there's something seriously wrong

Not everyone is blessed in the looks department. The problem in these modern times is unless you're good looking you won't be getting anything - not when a girl can just log into tinder/pof and get a hot guy with a snap of her fingers. Times have changed from 15-20 years ago. Even the ugly/fat chicks can get laid with the same guys as the guys have lowered their standards and the women have increased it.

The 'holiday effect' was definitely valid however nowdays all women want is a douchebag with tattoos who looks like they just walked out of essex - although I blame mainstream media for this sudden sexual market value demand increase in their attempt to slow down the population rate of the world so we do not become overpopulated in 100 years.

[James999]

selling ourselves

you sound like a pro$$ie trolling 

[bfl]

Avoid the street whores in magaluf. They will rob you. There are a few strip clubs on the main strip (been a few years) they all do extras apart from in heaven but sone will meet you after but very expensive. Stargirls in cala major do extras but usually full of black women which isn't my thing. Best bet is to go to palma. Ask any taxi driver for " casa blanca" used to go there all the time, has a variety of girls and only 60 euros for half an hour. There used to always be a great place called top models in palma but I've heard it's shut.

Best bet is to ask the bouncers, taxi drivers and male concierge. If you get taken to a place the Spanish use then they're cheap as chips and usually stunning. Pm me if u want more info

[bfl]

There's also a great rub and tug lady in palma, she's really good looking. External Link/Members Only I've seen her and she's genuine but a nightmare to find without a taxi

[Newbiers]

Hi mate yes we go tonight. Can we have more Info on the 60 euro whores ? More details about

[bfl]

Hi mate yes we go tonight. Can we have more Info on the 60 euro whores ? More details about

What more details you after?

[Newbiers]

You said pm you if I want more info. So we just get In a taxi and ask for what you said? What will be the cost from magaluf?

[bfl]

Unsure of the cost nowadays but used to be around 30 euros. As said though u will find it tough not to shag a civvies.  There's loads about and I didn't have any problems s getting laid and I'm a fat cunt lol. The taxi drivers will speak ok English so ask them. Ask for casa blanca palma and 99% will know.

[Newbiers]

Yeah well we are here now and only seen mainly couples hardly any single girls but we are going to the pubs tonight. Is it casa Blanca a area then or whore house ?

[Newbiers]

What's a civvie?