Busty-mature

[Custardcreed1530]

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          Ive been on this site for years but never contributed until now!
The only reason i am now is to give people a heads up on busty-mature.
I first read her profile and thought she sounded amazing really wanted a filthy all pornstar horny as fuck punt. Never imagined doing some of the stuff she says on her profile but kept reading and thought she sounded horny as hell! So debated it and finally thought she might be the one so called her and great she was free in an hour (just long enough to get ready and short enough not to back out). Spoke to her and she sounded great just what i imagined (nice accent and half decent english) so off i go to get ready but keep looking at her profile to keep me interested and all i can imagine from her pics is that she looks like charmaine sinclair! (Obviously i know she isn't going to be but if she looks anything like her id be over the moon.

Anyway i go to see her and she is easy to find (just near to the life centre) good coms and get up to her apartment straight away. She opens the door and then..... Bang i see her! She was ugly! I feel horrible writing this but she was old and ugly but im standing at the apartment and hear people on the stairs so i get in as quickly as possible. Then she leads me to a crappy little and i mean little bedroom and despair kicks in but she keeps talking and she was really canny to be fair to her. Im not the sort to just walk away (wish i was) so i give her the money and just think of the stuff she talked about on her profile.
So she takes off her clothes and she is fat and ugly (I still feel bad writing this because personality she was a 10) she sits down and then checks her blood pressure (she is fat) I pray that its too high for an excuse.... It isnt! So she gives me a massage blah blah blah the sex was ok then once I finish she checks her blood pressure again. I pray again....its still ok! (Hoping i can do 30mins and get some money back) god damn it!!! Any way ive done all this i might as well get a prostate massage and omg this was amazing i closed my eyes and imagined charmaine sinclair and it was amazing! Finished off the deepest o ever and quickly got out of there and thought i had to let others know so they can make their own minds up! £150 is a massive rip off but the prostate thing was good! Just not £150 worth from carmen!

[Mansell]

This sounds like a review, if you want it moving to the review section, then suggest you "Report this Post" on your post so he can move it for you.

Thanks for letting us all know what she is like.

[Custardcreed1530]

Thank you ill do that now.

[portable]

She sits down and then checks her blood pressure (she is fat) I pray that its too high for an excuse.... It isnt! So she gives me a massage blah blah blah the sex was ok then once I finish she checks her blood pressure again.

Checking her blood pressure? Whaaaaat? Weirdest thing I've read.

Anyway, I'm assuming her pics are really old then? If you click on some of her profile and blog pics you can see traces of her face, which seems a bit mannish but doesn't look old or "ugly" or anything. The other reviews say she's attractive, or at the very least, that the pictures are "flattering".

Shame since at least she seems professional, and on paper offers a good service, despite the price.

[Custardcreed1530]

Yeah i have saw the reviews and can't see why they would say that? In all honesty she looks 3rd world ugly i feel harsh writing that as im no brad pit but thats what she reminded me off and im not convinced with them pics either as she has a few tattoos but her in herself was professional and im positive that she would have done everything that she says she would but there was someone else in the apartment and for that I don't think she is as professional as she seems. Im really not trying to totally slag her off but i do feel cheated out of £150 ive had better punts with girls that get slagged off on here. I don't know all the rules so wont name any but if carmen was £100 id still feel cheated as I don't think she looks anywhere near as good as her pics suggest but she does have good reviews as well !???

[portable]

Definitely think this should be put in the review section by admin, or if Custard could just write a fresh post in there? 

[Pen2015]

Why are your prices higher than normal? "Because I'm all inclusive"

Do you do anal? "Yes, £50 extra"

Fuck off man...