External Link/Members OnlyTo my regret I met this Hungarian girl in Finchley last week. Nevertheless, I hope that I can save fellow punters from wasting their time and money on doing the same.
The girl: Pics are somewhat misleading - she is not an innocent 21. She is about 25, chubby, spotty, clammy, size 12, pussy stubble, smoky breath. In terms of looks not downright ugly, but maybe a 3/10.
Location: Tiny room in top floor flat up a dark staircase above shops, not far from Sainsburys in Finchley.
Cost: £80 for 1 hour (I left after 30 mins)
Service: After I showered and freshened up, she tried to waste time by talking but her English is so poor that she gave up that pretense after a while and lay there on her back, legs together, waiting for goodness knows what - maybe for me to provide a massage? Started kissing her: "Sorry I no do kiss". OK, how about some owo then? There followed 1 minute of the most pathetic half-hearted hollow owo that I have ever experienced or even heard about: "My mouth tired after long day". Out comes the unbranded condom packet, but the dick has now gone limp and is looking up at me asking what the fuck we are doing here? OK, honey then suck my nipples. "No I no do that".
OK, so it's clear that she doesn't know what the fuck to do with a man. So I got up and got dressed, while she kept saying "What's the problem? Relax. Sorry". It was beneath my dignity to even look at this wretch, let alone argue for some money back, so back downstairs and out of the door after 30 minutes. Enjoyed a Turkish meal nearby. The proprietor, cook and waiter there each worked hard to provide me with a great honest mezze and tea for £12 in a spotless, clean atmosphere. Quite a contrast to what "Hot Sandy" aims to provide for £80!
