What I mean by that is that I had prepared myself, based on the earlier reviews, for a pretty whelming, but cheap (£60) punt, with an attractive girl and that's exactly what I got..
Good prompt comms which directed me to a flat off Commercial street. However she then made me wait 20 minutes while she showered, so I sat in Spitalfields market playing Angry Birds.
Got inside her modern apartment block and was pretty impressed - reminded me of student halls more than anything. She greeted me at the door with the faintest hint of a ghost of a smile - she's exactly as you see her in the pictures - stunning girl of 19, well presented in lingerie.
Into the bedroom which was clearly a working room - sparsely furnished but warm. She started undressing, and asked me "what you want?" with the casual indifference of a McDonalds till worker on a night shift. She then stripped off to reveal her fantastic body - lean and sunkissed, probably a size 6, but with predictably small tits - like Dutch hills. Had to initiate everything - tried for DFK but her lips remained clamped shut. She then lay on the bed half upright against the headboard which made getting access to her incredibly difficult so I went down on her - gorgeous little trot, tasted divine. However, she didn't move or utter a sound and I had to look up a couple of times to check she was still awake. I have never ever known a girl who is more silent when someone's at work on her bits - it was actually quite creepy. She just lay there staring at me with a neutral look on her face.
My turn for oral and it wasn't great (she reached for a condom but I had already specified owo which she seemed happy to provide) but I was pretty turned on by simply running my hands over her figure which made the whole sensation feel better than her efforts merited. Then suggested we fuck, so I drilled her in missionary for about 10 minutes. Someone in another review said it was like having sex with a corpse, and they are not far wrong - it was almost like she wasn't in the same room as me.
Lay back on the bed for a bit more oral then she gave me a handjob which made me cum - this was after about 20 mins of action and in truth I was just bored by then.
So there it is - the whole thing was very perfunctory but I got exactly what I was expecting so I didn't feel particularly regretful about the experience. But I have never in my life experienced such a lack of enthusiasm - I wasn't expecting a GFE, but this was entirely one-way sex, like she was a spectator rather than a participant.
Would I recommend? No, and I couldn't, but for those who punt on a budget, prefer to punt in the east, favour looks over service, and attach no importance whatsoever to the need for sex to be both altruistic and for their partner to at least feign gratification then you might think about her as a plan C.
She said she also did outcalls for £150 but you would seriously be better off investing in a fucking blow up doll.
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