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Can Boro get any worse. ,, let's face it over the past 20 years you used to get the odd rip of smack head girl work.   

But to be fair rest were solid. And you got the odd pure gold girl who would be amazing

What do we have now ,, EU girls fake photos fake services or smack heads who will Nick any thing they can from you

You,just have to look at adult work to see how far it's slipped.   

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Offline Rod trotter

Look at Diamonds today mind.

Fuck me thats a shite line up.the worst ever  :hi:
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Offline TS21

I'll tell ya wot's worse than Boro,Stockton. It's like an ugly competition on Yarm road on a night.

Offline JoshuaNE

i've given up looking around in Stockton now.
A few years ago, there was plenty of choice in the three miles or so between Thornaby and Stockton and if nothing doing, you could always nip to the Boro.
Some rough ones then but plenty of goog ones to choose from too.
It's better now with AW and Agencies. It's more expensive but a lot safer.

Lord, thank thee for the bus that goes to Newcastle!

Middlesbrough is currently so bad that even the Eastern European girls have left the area for the moment. But never mind just mentioning Middlesbrough it's the whole of the Teesside and South West Durham area as well. Think of Darlington, Stockton, Thornaby, Newton Aycliffe and Bishop Auckland, probably 180,000 to 200,000 population in addition to Middlesbrough and the number of half decent escorts you can probably count on one hand and still have digits left over.

Fortunately I don't mind driving and can head north but not everyone can do this, but when will it dawn on some of the Agencies based on Tyneside or the girls in that area who can book a hotel room that there is a killing to be made in the more southerly area of the North East. Certainly initial visits to those areas mentioned I would have thought would see the ladies inundated with attention.

Offline Highlander

Middlesbrough is currently so bad that even the Eastern European girls have left the area for the moment. But never mind just mentioning Middlesbrough it's the whole of the Teesside and South West Durham area as well. Think of Darlington, Stockton, Thornaby, Newton Aycliffe and Bishop Auckland, probably 180,000 to 200,000 population in addition to Middlesbrough and the number of half decent escorts you can probably count on one hand and still have digits left over.

Fortunately I don't mind driving and can head north but not everyone can do this, but when will it dawn on some of the Agencies based on Tyneside or the girls in that area who can book a hotel room that there is a killing to be made in the more southerly area of the North East. Certainly initial visits to those areas mentioned I would have thought would see the ladies inundated with attention.

I remember the one and only Tori Taylor used to do a couple of days a week down your way. She doesn't bother anymore though, sorry Smoggies. :unknown:

I'm so looking forward to working in Berlin for 3 weeks next month.  Bring it on. 

I remember the one and only Tori Taylor used to do a couple of days a week down your way. She doesn't bother anymore though, sorry Smoggies. :unknown:

Indeed she did, and I took advantage of this when she did it, can't believe more girls don't come down here, they would make a mint!

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I'm so looking forward to working in Berlin for 3 weeks next month.  Bring it on.

Lucky bastard. Berlin is the best place (after Brazil) for punting. Even all the street girls are hot. Put Berlin street girls into YouTube WOW

Offline Reeson69

Lucky bastard. Berlin is the best place (after Brazil) for punting. Even all the street girls are hot. Put Berlin street girls into YouTube WOW

Is the pricing reasonable in Berlin?
By reasonable I mean comparable to UK punting.

Owwwww yes

An hour with a total stunner and I mean stunner will set you back about £40  but they have what they call mega brothers its a 6 story building normally ex hotel. You pay €100 for a day ticket that's 24 hrs use.  And the only extra you pay is for in water sports anal  you can literally knock your self out. Some have swimming pols hot tubs sauna.  Amazing. And it's all gal no sneaking hear and there   Well worth it 

Is the pricing reasonable in Berlin?
By reasonable I mean comparable to UK punting.

Owwwww yes

An hour with a total stunner and I mean stunner will set you back about £40  but they have what they call mega brothers its a 6 story building normally ex hotel. You pay €100 for a day ticket that's 24 hrs use.  And the only extra you pay is for in water sports anal  you can literally knock your self out. Some have swimming pols hot tubs sauna.  Amazing. And it's all gal no sneaking hear and there   Well worth it

mega brothers ?  Oh no, that doesn't sound good at all.

Never been to Berlin!!! Someone fancy organising a lads weekend away?

Would be ironic a group of guys from the Teesside area going to the old eastern block, we might even pass those Eastern European girls heading back to Teesside after their Christmas break!

Offline BMN

At least Middlesbrough has reliable, regular girls like Lucy Lane, Sammie, SexyJayBabe and (potentially, given the reviews have been mixed) KellieKisses.

Then there's a few others floating around as well.

They might not be regarded as among the best of the best, but they all offer a decent to good service, and are usually available.

Not perfect by any means, but it *could* be worse - because it could be shitty old Darlington.

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Lucy lane reliable ,,, cheers mate never laughed so much.   :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

Offline maxxblue

At least Middlesbrough has reliable, regular girls like Lucy Lane, Sammie, SexyJayBabe and (potentially, given the reviews have been mixed) KellieKisses.

Then there's a few others floating around as well.

They might not be regarded as among the best of the best, but they all offer a decent to good service, and are usually available.

Not perfect by any means, but it *could* be worse - because it could be shitty old Darlington.

Reliable?  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

I don't think so.

Owwwww yes

An hour with a total stunner and I mean stunner will set you back about £40  but they have what they call mega brothers its a 6 story building normally ex hotel. You pay €100 for a day ticket that's 24 hrs use.  And the only extra you pay is for in water sports anal  you can literally knock your self out. Some have swimming pols hot tubs sauna.  Amazing. And it's all gal no sneaking hear and there   Well worth it

Now that's what I call punting!

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Owwwww yes

An hour with a total stunner and I mean stunner will set you back about £40  but they have what they call mega brothers its a 6 story building normally ex hotel. You pay €100 for a day ticket that's 24 hrs use.  And the only extra you pay is for in water sports anal  you can literally knock your self out. Some have swimming pols hot tubs sauna.  Amazing. And it's all gal no sneaking hear and there   Well worth it

Aahh the FKK in Berlin. One of the best places Iv set foot in. 4 Russians with the best behinds I could find letting me take it in turns eating there ass for 20 euro each a memory that will stay with me for like.

It was a bit odd eating a pork dinner in there in my dressing gown high fiving a Iranian businessman on what we had achieved that day.

To right amazing girls and there attitude towards what there doing is amazing


Aahh the FKK in Berlin. One of the best places Iv set foot in. 4 Russians with the best behinds I could find letting me take it in turns eating there ass for 20 euro each a memory that will stay with me for like.

It was a bit odd eating a pork dinner in there in my dressing gown high fiving a Iranian businessman on what we had achieved that day.

Offline BMN

Reliable?  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

I don't think so.

Met her a couple of times, and never had any problems in terms of arranging the booking, and it going ahead smoothly.

But it probably shows just how bad Darlo is at the moment when we're casting envious glances at what little Boro has to offer.
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Offline BMN

Met her a couple of times, and never had any problems in terms of arranging the booking, and it going ahead smoothly.

But it probably shows just how bad Darlo is at the moment when we're casting envious glances at what little Boro has to offer.

I mean, in Darlo over the last year or so i've had:

'Sorry, I won't see anyone who doesn't arrive by car'.

'Sorry, I don't see anyone under 40'.

'I would love to meet you, hun. Just send me a face pic and we can move on from there' (x2)

'Sorry, I know it says Darlington on my profile, and has done for months, but i'm actually based in Bishop Auckland'.

(And it probably isn't just me, because I have all good feedback on AW, and never seem to have a problem booking further afield)

It's an absolute effing shambles at the moment.
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