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I wasn't expecting much from Deluxe Lauren - and didn't get it.
This was a bit of a lazy punt. I made a spur-of-the-moment decision after coming home from work and wanted a simple, fairly local shag.
I called her at 8.45pm today, received location details by text, had a shower and was there for 9.30pm.
Fee:I had a half-hour punt for £60. I chose not to pay £10 extra for OWO.
Location:Lauren was working from an established prossies' flat on a new housing development near Wokingham railway station.
You can park, half on the kerb, on the side roads leading to the development.
The flat is tucked away and you can easily miss it, even in daylight. Fortunately, I knew where to go because I'd been there previously, when the girl had to come out and find me - fortunately in an air hostess outfit not a school uniform!
If you go there in future, the entrance to the flats is tucked away left in a corner, just before where the houses are.
It is a nice ground-floor flat with nice bedroom and ensuite shower, though I haven't used it on either occasion I've been there.
There aren't that many people around so fairly discreet.
Looks/personality:The main picture (below) on Lauren's AW profile is fairly accurate. She is a tall and skinny Slovakian with dyed blonde hair and exactly attractive.
Hidden Image/Members OnlyThe irony is she looks better on her verification picture. If she didn't dye her hair or put as much make-up on, I don't think she would look too bad.
While not "fried eggs", her breasts are fairly small.
Lauren is very friendly and welcoming, and speaks good English. I'm sure you could have a reasonable conversation with her if so inclined.
Services:Kissing (not FK)
DATY
OW
Protected sex (cowgirl)
Massage
All in all, a fairly limited service, as expected with a standard EE escort.
Lauren kisses on the lips and opens her mouth, but didn't want to indulge in any tonsil tennis. There was only the briefest of touches of tongue at the beginning and then nowhere near.
When I was giving her oral, she appeared responsive, but it was a bit of an act, with regular fake "mmms" and "aarghs".
After a few minutes, she'd had enough of this - I suspect not because she's had an orgasm but because after a couple of days' action, her pussy probably was tired.
While I prefer OWO, I am not inclined to pay extra for it and I'm not fussed about it in an half-hour booking because I'm only going to pop once and don't want to cum too soon.
Her technique in covered oral was reasonable.
Sex in cowgirl was fairly ordinary with some eye contact and kissing, but with no tongue obviously.
I had a massage to finish - during which she did the same "mmms" and "aarghs" as she had done during oral - and she was giving
me the massage! So, a bit of an inexpert act in operation, in my opinion.
The massage itself was harmless but not that good but harmless; I could probably do better myself with no training and little practice.
Summary:With hindsight, I should have booked a 15mins appointment at £40 and can honestly recommend no more than this, if indeed you are inclined to see her at all.
I've previously noticed her profile when she was touring the South East with another girl, now seemingly retired, and was charging £80, albeit with OWO included.
I would have felt overcharged if I'd paid this or even an extra £10 for OWO.
Lauren is friendly and keen to give you a good time, even if she has neither the skills or absolute commitment to give you it.
This, and the fact she didn't charge any more than £60, means the rating is just about neutral.
But if you are going to get a limited service with no FK at that price, you might as well go for Amy or one of the other Romanian girls currently touring Reading. At least they are pretty and give you OWO included.
