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External Link/Members OnlyI was in my old town of Northampton today, so I decided to pay a visit to a local parlour on Kettering Road to see what was on offer. I used to go here very often (or a couple of doors down?) when it used to be known by another name many years ago. Much has changed since then.
First visit, I turned up unannounced and got turned away by the receptionist; "No one available, come back in half an hour" response. So, I decided to visit a few more local shops and then phoned ahead to book an appointment, rather than being turned away again or ending up with someone I didn't like. I had my eye on either Anna or Elise, since they looked good and were offering what I was looking for (CIM). Got told Elise was available, so booked her for 4 pm.
Turned up at 4 pm on the dot and got told once again, "no one is still available". I then reminded the receptionist that I booked Elise already for 4 pm over the phone. She then fed me some BS about how she is still finishing off with another customer and will be shortly available. This short wait turned out to be 15 minutes, before I was led upstairs to a dark bedroom. Though, Elise still didn't arrive in the room until 16:20.
Elise in reality: Far from her flattering website pictures. A Hungarian lady in her mid 20's to early 30's. Not as clean a complexion as displayed in the pictures. Looking rather rough (overworked?). Also, not as slim either; She is carrying a bit of weight around her stomach and rear end which is conveniently hidden in her pictures. She is slightly wider than me in certain areas, and i'm 33 inches around the waist. Wears hair extensions. Slightly curvy, but still not in too bad a shape. Nice enough rear end and tits, but nowhere near as good as is whats displayed in the pictures.
Decided to stay only for half an hour / £60 paid.
Undressed and started off with French kissing in bed, which was good except for the smell of cigarettes from her mouth. Elise's fondling on me was good too. Asked her to then give me a blowjob. Her blowjob was not deep and felt rushed, asked her to slow down which then felt better (but still kept her hand around the base of my penis). Spitting / salivating over my penis was good though. But, completion was not in mouth (as advertised) which was a big disappointment. Round 1 over in about 5 minutes.
She then tried to rush onto round 2 but I had not recovered properly and could not come off in missionary, so I asked her for a massage. Massage only lasted about 5 minutes before she started sucking me off again. No problem cumming from her blowjob, but once again not deep enough and, importantly, no CIM. Her grip and yank on me were quite hard too. After this, I was told to get dressed. Checked the time on my phone as I was pretty sure it was well short of the half an hour I booked with her; It was only 16:40 at that point. Personally, I did not fancy spending any more time with her anyway so got dressed and got out without a hassle.
Rather a disappointing experience compared to the good old days of what the place used to be; I never had a bad experience back then with proper English girls being used at that time. I sure as hell won't be returning.
