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Hi all, first review, let me know if I miss anything out so I can add in future. (+sorry for long winded approach)
Previous unrelated:So I've had 2 previous punts and both were in London and both were pretty bad.
One was before I discovered the internet's usefulness in this regard so was off a flyer in a phone box in London... (yes I cringe to think now) Enough said? Never again.
The other was a year or so later with a 500+ review girl from AW who was obviously bored and jaded and saw easy meat for a 'get him out quick' style encounter. (+I think she'd just has a massive shit in the hotel toilet before I walked in.) I think this one was a girl who many obviously thought was great, and I can see my bad experience was more due to my nervousness than her.
Moving on...This punt was a game changer tbh, I'd kind of given up due to my experiences from my nervousness about the whole thing. Left it another year or so and been looking on here more and more.
So I worked myself up to it and after reading some reviews by ramrodronnie, Tom, cheek and co about Issa being the gentler of the amazing Colchester twins I got hit with Friday night horniness and made the call.
Contact/ parking 10/10. I booked half hour and then realised I would be late due to traffic so moved the appt back and made it an hour. Issa had no problem even though I was a hesitant fluff and it was getting late on a Friday night.
I arrived and the place is the easiest in the world to find, right near an NPC too, which may offput some, but was great for me as it saved looking for a space or finding a place to wait the 10mins 'til showtime.
In I go and I'd made no requests since I didn't know whether to text or say over the phone etc, so she was waiting in her underwear, sexy as hell and 1000% better than the pics, which are pretty hot anyway.
The Punt:The place was spotless and room was comfy, we got paperwork done (90 notes) for the hour and she went off and asked me to get undressed. I kept my clothes on as I had a lapdance in mind, so she came back in and had a laugh at me sitting nervous on the chair and the dance got going to good effect, where I ended up naked anyway. She did the whole thing with heels on as apparently I was just 'too damn tall' which she laughed as she said relaxing me into it. Did I mention her cracking body? I mean wow, so at this point I asked for the OWO 20 note extra and she said no problem. This got going and I considered ways to get her to teach my gf coz it was some of the best I've had.
This all moved from the chair to the bed for some RO and after maybe 20mins I was unable to contain, so CIM and more joking followed as my arse cramped as I came. (yes my fucking arse, who does that??) I hope that was a one time thing coz it caned for days afterwards.
As you can see the whole thing was great for someone who was nervous as hell, a totally top lass making a new punter at ease. So yeah, half an hour left and we had a chat while I prepared for seconds, it was some good chat, her experiences and attitude to it, some pretty funny stuff. My love life and more jokes + the fact that she keeps her body that bloody toned from nothing but her job! Energetic I guess
Anyway, the attitude was that of someone who's paid to be there and enjoying doing it anyway.
So after some top advice to move to Romania where 'I quote' there will be loads of hot girls after me who will like lots of sex before and after marriage. (Now sneakily working on changing the lads holiday destination for 2016.) We went off for round 2, this started slow with me not at full attention, then she got on top and it went a bit better, but I reckon I'd thought about it too much and there was no grand finale. More laughing (this time at me)
and some playing 'til the end of the hour, at which time she had to remind me for the extra damn 20! I almost died of shame breaking punting rule 101.
The reason I chucked in so much blurb was coz I know how helpful it was reading the more personal ones when I was working up the nerve, so maybe some other nervous tit will read this and think 'sounds good to me.' but yeah, totally top time and I'm now putting off going back again just yet or it'll become a weekly thing.
So rating wise I'd throw a 10 at anything you want, from appearance to location, but the clincher for me was her attitude which was unapologetically forthright and proper relaxed me into the whole thing. (I think if she'd been too nice or sappy false I'd have felt shite) As was, I smiled the whole motorway.
Totally recommended fellas. Cheers, FM.
