Gorgeous linda 30 minute incall

[azrael]

The lady in question: External Link/Members Only

1/2hour incall: £60
The host: goegeous linda 26 year old czech
The venue: private appartment on sheepcote st

Linda's aw page has been on/off my HL since I started punting after reading the last two positive reviews posted on linda i decided to take the plunge, so i phoned her and arranged a time to meet.
I recieved a text giving her location & was told i would get the rest when i got there.


Facially: 5-6/10
Body: (some people have said she's a 10, they need to visit spec savers) she imho is a 14 not a bbw fat wg but some one who is classed as being  a "thick" girl us oldis would call it an hour glass figure.


Upon arrival i was greeted by linda at the door in a suit jacket, as it was my first time with her we exchanged pleasantries. We concluded the paperwork and i was offered a shower.

Returned to her room i was told to make myself comfortable, started with a bit of light french kissing, which led to owo this didnt last long, she put on a jacket and straddled me at which point i was like "yes here we go" but that was exciting as it got.

Now i know im not huge but she wouldnt sit upright or let me penetrate her to the hilt. So after a pathetic attempt at cow girl i decided to switch positions, i took her from behind doggy style even there she tried to prevent full penetration. But as every one knows the "alpha" has full control the person on the bottom has no control, after several minutes of ferocious pounding i exploded in her.

After being wiped down i was given a pretty good massage, which to my suprise i enjoyed had another shower and left bewildered as to how a wg has all the tools to be an excellent wg she's average at best.

Would i recomend: honestly upon the service i recieved today No
Would i go back: the answer would be no

On a side note before i go, lindas pictures need updating she has put on weight since they where taken. linda isnt ugly or fat but needs to tone up by hitting the gym (i dont mean go on a diet) she has a near perfect figure and could corner that market.
She has hips and an ass most latinos and black girls have, and is a view to die for when pounding her from behind, her kissing has a lot to be desired no french kissing or lip locking. But if she pulled her sock up and gave a decent punt she could match the best in brum.
But that is her decision to make

[Oooops]

Nice review  but unless those pics are pshopped I'd class her as really attractive and would have spent an extra £20 for the hour for a few shots as she states modelling, not the Airfix type I trust either. Maybe a little Czech apart from Chinese should be on my menu.

[fitasfuck]

Good review Az. Sorry to hear about your bad experience.

That is a very generous neutral! Sounds like she was a very bad combination of physical misinterpretation (completely inaccurate pics) and less than standard quality of meet.

I was tempted to see her before the new year & was considering arranging a meet but she is out of my hotlist now. Seemed to have dodged a bullet!

[getonit]

Good honest review AZ , it had been mentioned before that she had ' put on a few pounds' !  but maybe she had seconds on the christamas pud.

[azrael]

Nice review  but unless those pics are pshopped I'd class her as really attractive and would have spent an extra £20 for the hour for a few shots as she states modelling, not the Airfix type I trust either. Maybe a little Czech apart from Chinese should be on my menu.

 kinda similar to the chardonay thing where her studio photos made her look like 5/10 but her natural ones where even better making her an 8 or 9/10, this is the reverse of that.  The photos are of her just 3/4 years old,

[azrael]

Good review Az. Sorry to hear about your bad experience.

That is a very generous neutral! Sounds like she was a very bad combination of physical misinterpretation (completely inaccurate pics) and less than standard quality of meet.

I was tempted to see her before the new year & was considering arranging a meet but she is out of my hotlist now. Seemed to have dodged a bullet!

Dont get me wrong i was expecting a fit size 10, had her page said fit curvacious 12/14, i wouldnt have been to bothered. At first i thought it was a b&s but it was the girl in the pics just a tad larger, dont get me wrong she not fat in the bbw sense, plus i honestly thought she would have played up on her husky voice which ultimately would have been a turn on especialy since she has a european accent. Who knows you might just enjoy your time with her. Atleast with this review you'll kinda know what to expect

[azrael]

Good honest review AZ , it had been mentioned before that she had ' put on a few pounds' !  but maybe she had seconds on the christamas pud.

i had a session with lilly delphine from up north who had similar hips and ass like lindas,  i reckon if she toned up she would be hot to trott, big ass small waist lovely view from behind. Shame really she has potential. But like a lot of wg's they hate this job

[madbiker]

Totally agree with azrael's review.......definitely not size 10.