LENA LENA Adultwork
External Link/Members Only1HOUR £140LOCATION Her apartment is in the city centre near to CIS but parking is difficult as it's just off the inner ring road and one way system car park nearby but not cheap
APARTMENT Apartment is relatively new. It's ok small but wreaks of cigarettes and weed despite the overpowering smell of air freshener. Bathroom untidy with used towels
COMMSContact via a receptionist so had to wait for response. Receptionist English ok but constantly interrupted by other phones
I was given directions to apartment block. I had booked well in advance but ended up having to wait outside for nearly 20 mins whilst she organised herself......Obviously believes I have nothing better to do than hang around in the rain so she can squeeze in another booking
Got the distinct impression that she and receptionist are happy to "bump you" down if business is brisk
THE GIRL Her English is extremely poor. I know what you are thinking that I didn't visit her for the conversation but a little banter goes a long way. She couldn't even understand what I wanted her to do despite my best efforts. "How long you stay" and " You want take shower" was about as far as the conversation went.
Her profile states she is 29 but reviews on here from three or four years ago say she was known as Leila33 so I guess she should be known as LENA 37 She is definitely the wrong side of 35. Can't say she's attractive but not ugly. She's about 5'6" and has "plastic" tits not the best I've seen .
Check out her gallery for a "before & after" Her photos show her with blonde hair, some of which you can tell are a wig and the rest look like a hairpiece . The reality is an Asda home dye kit with 2" of dark regrowth. She has several tattoos none of which are attractive and a beer gut. Normally people write that "Her photos don't do her justice" In her case they flatter her, as I said the reality is somewhat disappointing to say the least. Word of advice for Lena. It's time to workout in the Gym in 2016. Her makeup looked shiny and cheap and hadn't gone to too much effort to look as though she'd hadn't just recently been "serviced" so all-in-all a 3 out of 10
THE PUNT Considering it was a Thursday evening I guess I must have been her 30 something punt that week. Sorted out the paperwork and she disappeared for 5mins.obviously to "report in" She was wearing a cheap looking red dress despite my request for "girl next door". Enthusiastic yes but probably due to the numerous empty "energy" drink cans in the waste bin. She was definitely in "work mode" and made little eye or PERSONAL contact. OWO was vigorous and mechanical, as for the coitus 10mins doggy "We change" 10 mins missionary "We change" 10 mins cowgirl and so it went on. Full on kissing but tasted like an ashtray. Lena wasn't forthcoming in her "LIKES" A level Anal play or toys so I decide to cut my losses and tossed off on her "plastic" tits.
Was offered a shower but didn't fancy the look of the towels so opted for a couple of wet-wipes . Lena was more interested in her phone than my well-being so I quickly dressed and left, whilst she sorted out next victim er client
SUMMARYDO YOU REALLY WANT TO PAY £140 FOR AN EAST EUROPEAN WHO IS WELL PAST HER "SELL-BY-DATE"Having seen some of the other younger girls who charge £100 I most definitely wont
