Jenny - booked via 007escorts.co.uk

[BillGoldberg]

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This is basically a copy of the onsite review I made to the 007 website, which will most likely not get posted, although they do post negative reviews on there

Place: Small flat in a quiet street off Oxford Street, Central London
Clean and fit for purpose
Good sized bath/shower, working hot n cold water
Decent sized, comfortable, cozy bed
So far, so good

Girl: Short, attractive, lovely squeezable curves, although I suspect an excellent cosmetic surgeon added some barely detectable enhancements 
Very friendly and welcoming (at first)  So far, so good

The Booking: efficiently organised by Jasmine at 007 at short notice, on a Friday evening - kudos for that BUT !! Its downhill from here on in:

Jenny is by far one of the laziest escorts I've encountered in almost 20 years of booking escorts After 5 minutes in the shower, "too tired", she complained. Then she walked out moodily, leaving me there, long awkward silence. Then in the bedroom, after 5 to 10 minutes of (not bad) owo, "too tired", "too big",more long awkward silence.

Then, main event, lots of over the top fake moaning, and again, after a while, "too tired", "too big" (bear in mind my tastes are fairly vanilla, no PSE nor unusual requests)

This girl is essentially a clockwatcher, cant wait for you to finish and then leave. After the initial greeting she made no effort to make me feel welcome nor engage in any conversation She complains, sighs, acts tired, bored, moody and disengaged and makes little effort to please you, its all just too much trouble for her. What a waste of £150. 

This is literally the 2nd time I've complained to an agency, immediately after a booking, about one of their escorts in almost 20 years of booking escorts.

Very very poor, and what a lazy girl who gives the impression of just wanting your money and then getting away with doing the bare minimum for it. This is also the first time I've just wanted to leave with 30 minutes left of a prepaid 1 hour incall.

Price paid: £150

Services indulged: shared shower, HJ, OWO, penetration (protected)

Also worth noting: Have been booking girls through 007escorts for many years now, and usually the onsite reviews are a good indicator of what a booking with a particular girl will be like. This is one of very instances in all that time where my experience has been so at odds with the reviews posted

Avoid this lazy, clockwatching, (to quote Ronda Rousy) "do nothing bitch" at all costs

[laidbackasiandude]

Commiserations Bill, better luck next time. As a regular client for this agency, surprised they didn't offer you some form
of compensation?

[blueruin]

Damn, sorry to hear that bill.

with the current lack of talent in the Thai scene, I had hoped that jenny would be an exception. She is off my disappointingly short to see list now.

[smiths]

External Link/Members Only

 

This is basically a copy of the onsite review I made to the 007 website, which will most likely not get posted, although they do post negative reviews on there

Place: Small flat in a quiet street off Oxford Street, Central London
Clean and fit for purpose
Good sized bath/shower, working hot n cold water
Decent sized, comfortable, cozy bed
So far, so good

Girl: Short, attractive, lovely squeezable curves, although I suspect an excellent cosmetic surgeon added some barely detectable enhancements 
Very friendly and welcoming (at first)  So far, so good

The Booking: efficiently organised by Jasmine at 007 at short notice, on a Friday evening - kudos for that BUT !! Its downhill from here on in:

Jenny is by far one of the laziest escorts I've encountered in almost 20 years of booking escorts After 5 minutes in the shower, "too tired", she complained. Then she walked out moodily, leaving me there, long awkward silence. Then in the bedroom, after 5 to 10 minutes of (not bad) owo, "too tired", "too big",more long awkward silence.

Then, main event, lots of over the top fake moaning, and again, after a while, "too tired", "too big" (bear in mind my tastes are fairly vanilla, no PSE nor unusual requests)

This girl is essentially a clockwatcher, cant wait for you to finish and then leave. After the initial greeting she made no effort to make me feel welcome nor engage in any conversation She complains, sighs, acts tired, bored, moody and disengaged and makes little effort to please you, its all just too much trouble for her. What a waste of £150. 

This is literally the 2nd time I've complained to an agency, immediately after a booking, about one of their escorts in almost 20 years of booking escorts.

Very very poor, and what a lazy girl who gives the impression of just wanting your money and then getting away with doing the bare minimum for it. This is also the first time I've just wanted to leave with 30 minutes left of a prepaid 1 hour incall.

Price paid: £150

Services indulged: shared shower, HJ, OWO, penetration (protected)

Also worth noting: Have been booking girls through 007escorts for many years now, and usually the onsite reviews are a good indicator of what a booking with a particular girl will be like. This is one of very instances in all that time where my experience has been so at odds with the reviews posted

Avoid this lazy, clockwatching, (to quote Ronda Rousy) "do nothing bitch" at all costs

What a bummer Bill but thanks for the review.

[ArtVandalay]

Sorry to hear that you had a bad punt
I saw her  in September as part of a duo (reviewed here) and didn't pick up on any clock watching or laziness vibes back then.

[yumyum3]

Sorry to hear about that, Bill. IMO the agency should give a refund or money off a next punt as what they and she did was scam you IMO 

[MR-UK]

External Link/Members Only

 

This is basically a copy of the onsite review I made to the 007 website, which will most likely not get posted, although they do post negative reviews on there

Place: Small flat in a quiet street off Oxford Street, Central London
Clean and fit for purpose
Good sized bath/shower, working hot n cold water
Decent sized, comfortable, cozy bed
So far, so good

Girl: Short, attractive, lovely squeezable curves, although I suspect an excellent cosmetic surgeon added some barely detectable enhancements 
Very friendly and welcoming (at first)  So far, so good

The Booking: efficiently organised by Jasmine at 007 at short notice, on a Friday evening - kudos for that BUT !! Its downhill from here on in:

Jenny is by far one of the laziest escorts I've encountered in almost 20 years of booking escorts After 5 minutes in the shower, "too tired", she complained. Then she walked out moodily, leaving me there, long awkward silence. Then in the bedroom, after 5 to 10 minutes of (not bad) owo, "too tired", "too big",more long awkward silence.

Then, main event, lots of over the top fake moaning, and again, after a while, "too tired", "too big" (bear in mind my tastes are fairly vanilla, no PSE nor unusual requests)

This girl is essentially a clockwatcher, cant wait for you to finish and then leave. After the initial greeting she made no effort to make me feel welcome nor engage in any conversation She complains, sighs, acts tired, bored, moody and disengaged and makes little effort to please you, its all just too much trouble for her. What a waste of £150. 

This is literally the 2nd time I've complained to an agency, immediately after a booking, about one of their escorts in almost 20 years of booking escorts.

Very very poor, and what a lazy girl who gives the impression of just wanting your money and then getting away with doing the bare minimum for it. This is also the first time I've just wanted to leave with 30 minutes left of a prepaid 1 hour incall.

Price paid: £150

Services indulged: shared shower, HJ, OWO, penetration (protected)

Also worth noting: Have been booking girls through 007escorts for many years now, and usually the onsite reviews are a good indicator of what a booking with a particular girl will be like. This is one of very instances in all that time where my experience has been so at odds with the reviews posted

Avoid this lazy, clockwatching, (to quote Ronda Rousy) "do nothing bitch" at all costs

what a shame 007 mostly have decents girl , one would only hope she would change how she is around clients or just stop at some point

[235711prime]

Thanks for the review BillGoldberg: what a shame she turned out to be a wrong one.

I was debating whether to book her recently.

I've used 007 in the past and they seems pretty ok, except now half the girls on the site are EE.

Finding a decent Thai wg recently has become a real mission.

 

[muzzya57]

At least 007 have published your review.

[BillGoldberg]

At least 007 have published your review.

Yes, I just noticed !

I was surprised because its especially bad, but props to them for publishing reviews, both good and very bad

As of now, the only Thai girls I would consider as reliable providers of excellence are Apple.pie (seeing her on Saturday, can't fucking wait !!!), Charm at 007 and other agencies, and Vivian for excrutiatingly tantalising HR and massage at Sala Thai

[BillGoldberg]

Thanks for the review BillGoldberg: what a shame she turned out to be a wrong one.

I was debating whether to book her recently.

I've used 007 in the past and they seems pretty ok, except now half the girls on the site are EE.

Finding a decent Thai wg recently has become a real mission.

Apple.pie on adultwork, she is gorgeous and exceptional

[BillGoldberg]

Sorry to hear about that, Bill. IMO the agency should give a refund or money off a next punt as what they and she did was scam you IMO 

I would've thought the chances of that were precisely zero

Has anyone on here ever managed to secure a refund from an agency for very poor service from a girl on their books ???!

 

[Nozfun85]

I 2nd what bill said about apple pie, she's top notch and fucking beautiful!

[James999]

This is literally the 2nd time I've complained to an agency, immediately after a booking, about one of their escorts in almost 20 years of booking escorts.

And what did the "agency" (Pimp) do to resolve the issue?

[BillGoldberg]

^Basically nothing, other than talk to the WG in question about the booking,  offer zero compensation, not even an apology

Just this text message :

"Hi [name deleted]

I do respect all of my girls and doing this job is not an easy job because we can't please every body and always two site of story,  I think you have done enough for this girl, by the way we do published genuine feedback we received even the bad one.

Jasmine"

Needless to say I will no longer be booking girls through 007, only as an absolute last resort, and wherever possible will use one of the alternative agencies that many of these girls work through

[James999]

So basically the "agency" (Pimp) say's it's your fault she was crap 

That's good customer relations 

[vw]

So basically the "agency" (Pimp) say's it's your fault she was crap 

That's good customer relations 

From the sound of it they don't have their own hoes just repimp other pimps hoes.

[BillGoldberg]

So basically the "agency" (Pimp) say's it's your fault she was crap 

That's good customer relations 

Not surprising, which is why I asked the question of whether anyone on here has ever received a refund from an agency for a crappy service ?

Snowballs in Hell come to mind

[yorkshire123]

From the sound of it they don't have their own hoes just repimp other pimps hoes.

Repimp, I like it 

So if a pimp has to resort to pimping one of his trollops out to another pimp what does that say about said trollop.........Shite

[vw]

Repimp, I like it 

So if a pimp has to resort to pimping one of his trollops out to another pimp what does that say about said trollop.........Shite

Crap website and the repimper has a good one in Google, seems the latest trend

Someone did it with VIP girls from Cheltenham in Cheltenham in the summer

[nervyfooker]

Not surprising, which is why I asked the question of whether anyone on here has ever received a refund from an agency for a crappy service ?
...

i have had a couple of £10 off my next booking(one of which i could have pushed
for more) and some genuine agency apologies that made no attempt to take the girl's side,
but these weren't for any major drama just for a crap service.

i know 007 have always been very efficient but i've always felt a certain unpleasant
undertone with them(also there are some nasty rumours about their treatment of girls) and have used them
only as a very last resort.

thanks for your review Bill its good to know even though she's not my type.

[MR-UK]

Not surprising, which is why I asked the question of whether anyone on here has ever received a refund from an agency for a crappy service ?

Snowballs in Hell come to mind

I got a 50 off a 200 hooker once ^^ because the girl i saw the day before was good awful . that being said I did nt get to see her because my Phone die on the way there ^^ NO address

[smiths]

Not surprising, which is why I asked the question of whether anyone on here has ever received a refund from an agency for a crappy service ?

Snowballs in Hell come to mind

Years ago when I did use some Agencies and complained the usual response I got was either no chance followed by the phone being slammed down, or fuck off you cunt followed by the phone being slammed down. I no longer ever use Agencies.

[claretandblue]

Thanks for the review op 

[dokmand]

I was considering her also but I think will go for one of the other girls that are more established or not as busy (should deliver a better service)

Champagne or Sophia from 007's gallery look like the pick of the bunch so will have to try out this weekend.

Still after Mongolian girl if anyone knows of a genuine one in London?

[ArtVandalay]

Champagne or Sophia from 007's gallery look like the pick of the bunch so will have to try out this weekend.

Personally I wouldn't go with either of those two girls. From what I've picked up elsewhere you're likely to be disappointedin their looks.
Christy and Vanessa from 007 and Charm from sexy asian escorts are the safest bets

[dokmand]

I had a look at the others and a few of the other websites and I thibk those two are the best girls on there. The others all look older or very airbrushed. Going to have to try Sally I think and Champagne, maybe not in the same weekend but I dont think the girls you mentioned are any better. Maybe the A with Charm if thsts what youre looking for but otherwisenot forn me. From what I read shes a bit on the chubby/fat side and not for me. I like slimmer girls.

[dokmand]

Chirsty and Venesa both look closer to 40 than 30

[dokmand]

Also 007 seem to have a lot of EE girls they are pushing. Muat be running out of new tallent or not as popular amongst the home girls as they used to be.

[CelticWarrior2]

Also 007 seem to have a lot of EE girls they are pushing. Muat be running out of new tallent or not as popular amongst the home girls as they used to be.

The former - as it is with all London Thai agencies.