The Phoenix Club

[Gynaemyte]

bordering on Neutral.

So, I went to LMP 5 years ago at Lancaster Gate, Lady Em was there and it was Fun.

Now :

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12 minute walk from Paddington, Marble Arch or Lancaster Gate – triangulate those three, and you’ve got it!

I chose this Party for the absence of masses of tattoo’s and huge boobs.

For those of you who are nervous, yes, the anticipation does jangle the nerves.
I’m a fairly seasoned escort punter and have lost some of the ‘excitement nerves’ but this one certainly got the adrenalin moving.
I arrived early and killed some time in the local pub – no, not Dutch courage, that’s a sure killer.
There were a bunch of rowdy, beer-swilling blokes and I’m thinking “OMG, they all know each other and are going there ‘en masse’. Total paranoia!

1 x Vardenafil an hour in advance and another one tucked inside my cheek, on arrival, for top-up, an hour later!
All your valuables are kindly and securely “surrendered and sealed” like a Custody Desk but much more civilised – Peace reminded me if I really needed to keep my watch! Of course not.

The mix was 6:5 so nearly one-on-one.
I was last into The Room so had to hang around for a bit which wasn’t a huge problem because the other guys were totally engrossed in their activities, the girls were welcoming and chatty and you can help yourself to wine and cheese.
Barbara eventually engaged with me and although she’s far too heavily built for my taste, etiquette dictated that I should go with the flow.
As I imagine with most Parties (I’ve only been to two), event details get pretty blurred.
She got me ‘up and going’, Cowgirl was beginning to ‘flag’ a bit and, miraculously, I came in Mish.
Big disappointment – Renata has ballooned in size in the last five years – bum, tum and boobs. I tried really hard with sex and oral to no avail.

The banter is easy going and ice-breaking – a phone rang at some stage and I remarked that someone’s wife was obviously on the war path!
On the flip-side, Daniella was very nicely penetratively riding me, Great figure (Romanian!) but her banter reached a point of me thinking : “Hold on girl, I’m giving you my All and you don’t appear to be appreciating my efforts”. Lost the wood, a bit.

Pizza at Half Time so you don’t need to find a kebab (!) shop on the way home.

Warning – Digression – Skip the next paragraph if you just want to know about the Sex.
At the end, a bit drained and knackered, got into conversation with Daniella and an absolutely charming and interesting 70 (?) year old man – could easily have had the charisma to have been a Judge, for all I know. You know, the rather ‘considered’ mode of speech. He just seemed so relaxed and natural.
While drying off in the Shower Room, got into another conversion with a 65 (?) old Italian, both of us quite happily stark bollock naked, and he’d just done a “double header” (1 – 3 pm And 4 – 6 pm) and he’d been to LMP/TPC 85 (eighty five!) times in the last five years.
Neither of them expressed any great interest in escorts – complete Party animals, in the nicest sense!
So, you nervous newbies, these Parties aren’t a bunch of 6’5” rugby brutes, posturing around, laughing at your little willie!
I did leave the Party with a nice sense of Warmth and found myself standing next to a 55 (?) {the age is important, he wasn’t a kid} squaddie in combat uniform on the Tube and got chatting to him as well! Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria -  very interesting.

OK, back to the Sex.
None of the girls were into kissing, at any level.
Sometimes felt a bit like a Conveyor belt.
All a little bit detached.
OK, they get an hour between shifts plus they clean up during the Party – natural hygiene.

If you like the interactive variety of Party sex, Phoenix is GREAT and Barbara managed it very well.
You can wander around, eventually without even bothering with your Dressing Gown, and massage various bits of female anatomy to their great enjoyment without interfering with their ‘client’s’ fun – maybe even aiding it.
Lady Em was apparently up in Birmingham arranging similar Parties, £100 for 3 hours – well, The Smoke is well renowned for its expense.

If it’s on your Bucket List, do it.
If only once.
It may appear terrifying but it isn’t.
I’m going back to 1-2-1’s but that’s choice, not fear.
£160 = £80 per hour and I fucked three girls, albeit only one to completion.
Enjoy.
Gm 

[Kaluuu276]

Is it correct that the Phoenix parties have become very bland with not much FFM/MMF interaction?

[JamesRockford]

Is it correct that the Phoenix parties have become very bland with not much FFM/MMF interaction?

Given that it's often 2 guys per girl, there is plenty of FFM/MMF interaction - whether one wants it or not.

[Borehamwood]

Barbara eventually engaged with me and although she’s far too heavily built for my taste, etiquette dictated that I should go with the flow.

I agree Barbara is too heavy for these parties, she's also too old. Let her run the parties but IMO she should leave the partying to the younger, slimmer girls. Although some will say that there should be variety to suit the various punters' preferences, the problem is, I believe most want the younger, fitter girls, but like the OP I find myself being pulled in by Barbara because I feel rude turning her down.

As a fairly seasoned LMP/Phoenix party attender who has also been going since the Lancaster Gate days, I would suggest you had a bad experience rather than suggesting the quality of the parties has dropped. Although I can think of some absolute gems who have moved on over the years, each time I go I discover new gems. You're unlikely to click with every girl at every party, but not really clicking with any girl on a given day is very unlucky. Although I have on very rare occasions walked away not quite as satisfied as I had hoped I would be, IMO Em (or whomever their recruitment director is) knows what punters want and seems to do a fantastic job at finding suitable candidates.

Enjoy your 1-2-1's (I do plenty of that too. There are advantages to both).

Given that it's often 2 guys per girl, there is plenty of FFM/MMF interaction - whether one wants it or not.

+1 Especially at recent parties where I've found it particularly quiet, I've always had FFM, usually FFFM and sometimes more.

[jcdmj12]

Is it correct that the Phoenix parties have become very bland with not much FFM/MMF interaction?

I had an FFFM at the last one as well as FFM so YMMV.   

[JamesRockford]

I find myself being pulled in by Barbara because I feel rude turning her down.

+1, same here.  it's a little awkward finding an excuse to move away without unseemly haste, as she just doesn't do it for me.

[Borehamwood]

+1, same here.  it's a little awkward finding an excuse to move away without unseemly haste, as she just doesn't do it for me.

Yes, so much so that I either get there early enough to hold my chosen girl's hand going up the stairs, or a little late so I can wait till she's busy before entering the party room. Once I've had my first session my default is "I just came, so I'm taking a break" which seems to work. You just have to hope that the girl you have your eye on doesn't become available 5 seconds later  It's a shame, but a small blip on an otherwise glorious picture.

To put in into perspective for punters who haven't been though, she's not hideous... she's clean, friendly, attractive and highly skilled, and I'd probably see here 1-2-1 if she was available when no one else was and I had an itch to scratch, but when she's standing against a backdrop of 5 or 6 absolute stunners 10 years her junior and a few kg lighter and you know you only have 3 or 4 pops in you, it seems a shame to "waste" one on her.

[JamesRockford]

Once I've had my first session my default is "I just came, so I'm taking a break" which seems to work. You just have to hope that the girl you have your eye on doesn't become available 5 seconds later 

Quite so.

Actually on that subject, I must admit that I do suffer from acute 'Wanderitis'.  No matter which girl I'm with, I can't help looking around and lusting after someone else - ready to pounce.

My favourite excuse for leaving a girl is "I think I'm going to grab some water".  Once I made the mistake of saying it to a really awful girl (was it Charlotte?) and I had a water bottle right by my side.

[Discoballs]

Barbara, lovely woman but should be strictly management role like em, I've played with her and she's OK. Just a bit too mechanical for my liking. I'd still go if vera was on the rota.

[tommy1970]

I used to go to the parties once every six weeks until a year ago and I thought they represented pretty good value. I've stopped because the last few times I went I came away with an empty feeling. Sex was just too mechanical, a lot of the birds were mingers (Barbara was heavy and really mechanical 5 years ago), a lot of the stars had gone and I found myself bored. Shame the party scene used to be great. Summers Partys, Natasha's, Maxes & Em's (when she played) all represent happy memories.

[Rocket Scientist]

... you know you only have 3 or 4 pops in you,..

Yeah, I know what you mean Stud

[Discoballs]

. Shame the party scene used to be great. Summers Partys

Lovely parties on hoxton square. 

[housemd2020]

I attended a couple of parties recently, agree Barbara should host than participate so should a couple of girls on there. I did have good times with a few hotties, Kasia, luiza and irini all hot and good service! Kasia is tall and super sexy, Luiza is very enthusiastic and friendly.

[Gynaemyte]

I agree Barbara is too heavy for these parties, she's also too old. Let her run the parties but IMO she should leave the partying to the younger, slimmer girls. Although some will say that there should be variety to suit the various punters' preferences, the problem is, I believe most want the younger, fitter girls, but like the OP I find myself being pulled in by Barbara because I feel rude turning her down.

As a fairly seasoned LMP/Phoenix party attender who has also been going since the Lancaster Gate days, I would suggest you had a bad experience rather than suggesting the quality of the parties has dropped. Although I can think of some absolute gems who have moved on over the years, each time I go I discover new gems. You're unlikely to click with every girl at every party, but not really clicking with any girl on a given day is very unlucky. Although I have on very rare occasions walked away not quite as satisfied as I had hoped I would be, IMO Em (or whomever their recruitment director is) knows what punters want and seems to do a fantastic job at finding suitable candidates.

Enjoy your 1-2-1's (I do plenty of that too. There are advantages to both).

+1 Especially at recent parties where I've found it particularly quiet, I've always had FFM, usually FFFM and sometimes more.

I didn’t have a bad experience.
After only two Parties in five years, I’m hardly in a position to judge whether quality has dropped.
Girl’s attitude just seemed a bit contrived and detached.

[housemd2020]

any one know if Kasia or ivana or Luiza do 1:1??

[Gynaemyte]

Ask Emma.

[JamesRockford]

any one know if Kasia or ivana or Luiza do 1:1??

Do read the threads - this question has been raised a dozen times.  Maybe do a search on google for "ukpunting Luiza phoenix" and you'll get the relevant pages

[housemd2020]

cheers 

[drwho]

Agree about both points made about Barbara and Luiza.

Barbara is enthusiastic and tries hard, but in my last party experience with her she took me on straight after some cumless fun with Monique . Didn't really need the wank and suck from her,  but thought I may as well go with the flow. No real issue with getting up and walking away after a few minutes though. I don't think you need to think too hard about making up elaborate excuses.
I feel similarly about Nicole, though not sure if she's on the books anymore.
Luiza though (or Luzia  as the website called her) is in a different league altogether.  Easy to talk to before,  during and after the party.
Cracking body,  no holding back with kissing, and athletically rode me on top to get that ellusive last pop.

 What a girl

[Mike Oxhard]

I feel similarly about Nicole, though not sure if she's on the books anymore.

I would have to disagree there. I always find Nicole to be one of the more fun girls in the bedroom, and puts in more effort for sex than a lot will. The parties can't afford to lose any more of the better performers.