Naughty time in Spain

[Borehamwood]

I'm spending a couple of days in Spain and wanted to make a really fun time out of it.

I'm flying into Alicante, then driving up the coast to Barcelona over a couple of days. Would love recommendations for any service providers along that route, so Benidorm, Valencia etc. or anywhere which isn't too far out of the way, like Murcia. My schedule is flexible, so I can spend the nights wherever I want.

Not really looking to visit girls in flats or brothels so much, unless there is something to experience which I can't easily experience in the UK. I'd rather take advantage of the lax prostitution laws to get up to some fun that I couldn't have here. I've previously experienced sex clubs, where you see the bright neon signs, walk into what is effectively a bar with girls hanging around who ask you to buy them drinks and take them to a room. I know there are plenty of those, but after 2 or 3 visits I'd be spent. I'd like to make the experience last the full 48 hours. In a different country I came across what was effectively a traditional strip/lap dancing club, where they had a main stage with girls taking it in turn to put on a show, plus girls walking around offering a lap dance for a few dollars. The difference was you also had the option of banging most of them, which added a lot of excitement to the experience. It also meant the lap dances were a lot more fun, because the girls were working hard to get the punters excited enough to pay them for a shag. Something like that would be ideal! I could happily spend an entire evening in such a venue, fully entertained.

I'd also be interested in LMP/Phoenix style sex parties, good quality, well priced strip clubs, even if sex is not on the menu, traditional providers who are a must see (prefer outcall to incall, I find sex in my hotel room much more fun than in a flat/brothel) really naughty masseuses, and anything else which allows me to spend extended periods of time in the company of beautiful women who will do naughty things for a reasonable amount of Euros. I have a vision of chilling in a jacuzzi with some hot Latinas then taking one or two to a room afterwards

I understand prices in Spain generally have increased, but I'm hoping that my fellow punters who have visited any of the cities/towns/villages along that 600km route will have some tips and hidden gems to share.

My Spanish is practically non existent, so English speakers would be a huge plus!

There are plenty EE prossies in London, so Spanish or Latino girls would be great.

Thanks very much in advance! 

[bob1]

If its your thing Torreviaja have a lot of street walkers on a roundabout on the main run through,just up from the gocart track, if you cum across a blonde senorita called Vivien she loves to swallow.

[Borehamwood]

If its your thing Torreviaja have a lot of street walkers on a roundabout on the main run through,just up from the gocart track, if you cum across a blonde senorita called Vivien she loves to swallow.

Thanks mate. Is picking up a street walker legal over there?

[FCB]

Thanks mate. Is picking up a street walker legal over there?

Picking prostitutes from the street is against the law in most of Spain (laws, fines, etc can vary a bit depending of in which Autonomous you are in) but 99% of the time police can't be bothered about it no matter how blatantly is done and you are unlikely to face any problem. Having said that is worth pointing out that Madrid has started (very slowly) to enforce the law on the matter since a very left wing political party won the last council election in Madrid. Parlours, brothels, etc are legal provided they got licence.

[FCB]

Autonomous Regions of Valencia and Catalonia are generaly more lax while the Castillas have a reputation\or are percieved as for being more strict.

[Borehamwood]

Ta

[Merlin73]

Hi Borehamwood,

There is a great place in Benidorm I frequented last year, it wasn't far from the central nightlife. Had a great time in there with two girls, separate punts. I'm trying to remember the name, I'll try and Google it. I remember you had to go downstairs from street level to get to it. There were loads of girls in there like most Spanish " Nightclubs" but there was no real pressure from them like you sometimes get when they are hassling you.

Think I paid sixty euros per punt, one very black African girl and another busty East european.

Benidorm in general is good for punting but then there are several good "clubs" in Alicante worth visiting also. Check out d,Angelo palace (I think) not been myself but read good reports.

[Merlin73]

if your a gambling man grab a local English speaking newspaper like the coastrider and check the classifieds there are always some girls (or boys) advertising in there

[Borehamwood]

Thanks Merlin. I appreciate the tips (although I'll be sticking to the girls lol)

[3002steve]

is there much civillian action to be had in benidorm?

[Merlin73]

It's full of hen and stag do's and passed up drugged up party goers, so yes..

Really depends on when you go, if it's holiday season then your in with a good chance.

[3002steve]

intresting , looking to take a short break there with a couple of non punting mates , were not really party animals but if i can grab a freindly milf then so be it hehe

[Jerboa]

intresting , looking to take a short break there with a couple of non punting mates , were not really party animals but if i can grab a freindly milf then so be it hehe

Hopefully you don't get arrested by the Guardia Civil for grabbing a milf. 

[Taff]

Pussy cat club in Barcelona is exactly what you describe, pole dancing, lap dancing, then take them down to a room.  Not cheap though, 40 euros for a dance and 150 for half hour in the room.  Gorgeous women and a fantastic place though

[webpunter]

Benidorm - "Cocktail"      External Link/Members Only
Barcelona - some place called like The Beach - gets going about 10pm and on until 5-6am.  Wall-to-wall hookers - loads of em. Great bar area & loads of rooms.   For day-time / early evening punting External Link/Members Only   Very luxurious venue - maybe 6-7 WGs of which a couple should be better than average.  And maybe one stunner

[youroneee]

I'm off to Barcelona very soon.. Is this la vie en rose a place where you can walk in or do you need to call them up beforehand?

[webpunter]

I'm off to Barcelona very soon.. Is this la vie en rose a place where you can walk in or do you need to call them up beforehand?

Think you can just rock up.  But better to call & ask how many WG's approx at a set time & when / if changeover.  Plus if you are specific about which WG then maybe you can book.  More likely when quieter during the day.  Helps if you speak some Spanglish.  Reckon the pics are representative of some of the WG's.  With some shopping to varying degrees. The big question is how often they are actually there.  Out of the 6/7 i saw on the line-up then only 2 were of the same standard.  The others were passable - just depends on how desperate you are.  Reckon if you do a visit one day then much easier to book for later same day or the next.  The one i saw was Spanish and she gave me her mobile for a private booking.  And i managed to delete this from the Nokia     A lot of south americans so if you like these then you should be a pig in the preverbial   

[distortedbase]

Planning a holiday myself there soon what were the averages prices at la vie en ros?

[webpunter]

Planning a holiday myself there soon what were the averages prices at la vie en ros?

Think it was €80 for 30 mins.  Might have been €100 but no more than this.  Unless you want to ramp up the extras.  Think OWO is included.  I wasn't bothered & didn't ask.  Was more interested in the gym bunny riding me in cowgirl & reverse cowgirl.  Might be that the stunners charge extra or expect maybe a €20 tip.  Given the variation in standards then worth it IMO.  You can crank up the expenses if you go for longer & have drinks service.  The place is quite small - maybe 5-6 rooms, but high-end.  Big jacuzzi baths & LED lighting.  Very modern.  Next time i'm in Barcelona then if there is a fittie available / i can book etc, then i'll have 90-120 mins & spend some time in the jacuzzi with some drinks too

[uptheimps]

Theres  place in Benidorm called Rhinos (billed as a casino I think, but I saw no tables)
Ended up there twice, 2 nights running.
I was accosted by a short African girl as soon as I walked in, and she was friendly. grabbing my crotch and generally pawing me.
Paid around 60-70 euro I think (I was pretty drunk) and had an awesome time. nothing seemed to be off limits.
I was in there around half an hour the first night.

Second night I went in, in 2 minds as to whether to pick the same girl again or a different one.
Anyway I walked and and there she was again, so I thought why not.
The irony being, I only 55euro left - which she agreed to.
I was drunk (again) and paid no attention to time, but it felt like close to an hour all in.
she asked me to finger her ass as we fucked - and told me I had made her cum the previous night - that may have been bull I suppose, but she already had my money.

So, I would recommend rhinos. no entry fee, decent price for a great punt.
there seemed to be around 10 girls hanging around, and too many guys.
atmosphere seemed relaxed.
Although had I been stone cold sober it may have been a completely different experience.

[ramrodronnie]

I'm going to be moving out to Spain, well spending our crap months over there, so I'm on the hunt for some good/decent indies out there. Preferably the Canary Islands. But possibly main land Costa Blanca.
Any info would be really appreciated. 

[webpunter]

I'm going to be moving out to Spain, well spending our crap months over there, so I'm on the hunt for some good/decent indies out there. Preferably the Canary Islands. But possibly main land Costa Blanca.
Any info would be really appreciated. 

Sure you'll be able to find stuff on the interweb.  A few profiles on AW.  Some of the expat monthly mags have sections at the back.  Then there'll be the clubs & parlours.  Wall-to-wall.  Especially if you have time on your hands to explore

[Happyjose]

There is a great place in Benidorm I frequented last year, it wasn't far from the central nightlife. Had a great time in there with two girls, separate punts. I'm trying to remember the name, I'll try and Google it. I remember you had to go downstairs from street level to get to it. There were loads of girls in there like most Spanish " Nightclubs" but there was no real pressure from them like you sometimes get when they are hassling you.

Think the place you're referring to is Top Of The Pops, just off Calle Gerona near the strip. Never been too impressed myself, but I've only been in August when the place is packed, so maybe better off season.

webpunter is bang on with the Cocktail recommendation; worth the taxi fare.

As for Indie's, for the Costa Blanca there used to be an agency called Pink Ladies who were excellent - sent out a couple of student type Spanish girls who were 1st class for me and a pal, but that was 3 years or so ago. Have a look in the classifieds in the Costa Blanca News.

[webpunter]

webpunter is bang on with the Cocktail recommendation; worth the taxi fare.

Thanks.  Might be paying a visit later in the year.  So will wazz up a review if mission completed.  Find the girlies can be quite variable.  Worth hanging out when you 1st go in as the fitties can often be busy.  Judging by when the girlies head upstairs & then back down, 30 mins appts seem popular.  Especially with blokes looking like locals.  The tourists tend to go for longer, but usually not more than an hour.  The same would be true for me if the same type of place available over here, as local etc.  Had 2 hours with one stunner who literally shagged my brains out the whole time.  Went through five or so condoms [she was clued up that they do break after vigorous sex].  Ordered room service - for water as it was thirsty work 

[webpunter]

On the subject of Cocktail apparently some suites available with jacuzzis / the works.  Think you have to get the girlies to ask if available.  And more likely that you'll get if a longer booking.  2-3 hours / more