Author Topic: Forth Road Bridge Problems (Read 3317 times)

FifeMac · « **on:** December 04, 2015, 01:38:20 pm »

So, the FRB is closed to all traffic until further notice, us Fife based punters face a massive headache to get any action.

Fife itself is a desert, Dundee is full of junkies and Perth is also baron.

Travelling all the way to Glasgow seems the only option, as I don't fancy being crammed on a Scotrail service to Edinburgh.

Doesn't look like I'll be emptying my sack this Christmas

DG · « **Reply #1 on:** December 05, 2015, 01:00:17 am »

That's a major bummer, but makes a change from the Erskine Bridge being shut

SammyMustDie · « **Reply #2 on:** December 05, 2015, 07:47:58 am »

I feel your pain...I work in Edinburgh so having to look at the train now but severely restricts my choice when in Edinburgh!!!

S.X. MacHine · « **Reply #3 on:** December 05, 2015, 11:30:57 am »

Yes, as the old 'Courier' headline said 'Snow on Forth bridge, Edinburgh cut off'. This is far worse; at least snow melts!
I have long known that life isn't easy, but this is ridiculous. I just did a thorough assessment of what's available in Fife, and it makes for depressing reading.
There were the obese and the clinically obese; there were the geriatric. Then there were the obese geriatrics and, not forgetting, the downright mingers! Deduct from that the profiles hiding feedback, the ones that only do OW, the ones which are actually abroad, the unreliable ones...
I'd go to Glasgow but it's semi cut off at Kincardine....

Roger De Her · « **Reply #4 on:** December 05, 2015, 11:51:15 am »

If i was a wg, id seriously be considering a "tour" of Dunfermline & Kirkcaldy (gettin there by train obvo)

.... It could be the Fifers get Fukd Tour!

facialmaniac · « **Reply #5 on:** December 05, 2015, 11:59:45 am »

why not go see Lena in inverkeithing? does all services in a nice flat without you having to venture over the bridge!

Squire Haggard · « **Reply #6 on:** December 05, 2015, 01:33:00 pm »

Masturbation is the only way out.

There must be places on trains to Edinburgh outside of peak times, I hope.

S.X. MacHine · « **Reply #7 on:** December 05, 2015, 02:15:35 pm »

Squire, I may have picked you up wrongly, but if you are considering masturbation on a train, just don't. It is an offence under the Railways (Scotland) Acts and carries severe penalties.
Is this what is meant by 'getting off at Haymarket'..?
Anyway, if you do, just remember to wash your hands before Waverly.....

Squire Haggard · « **Reply #8 on:** December 05, 2015, 03:12:31 pm »

Thanks for that, I had a good laugh.

I don't do that on a train. However, it might be a good way of getting a carriage to oneself and a free room for the night.

de005 · « **Reply #9 on:** December 05, 2015, 03:13:11 pm »

I can't see any details for Lene ????

Roger De Her · « **Reply #10 on:** December 06, 2015, 12:34:28 am »

S x machine / Squire. - ha ha, total kill! U guys are hilarious. Thats why I signed up! V Good, LOL

KEEP IT UP. THX

Roj

TommyMoundfrigger · « **Reply #11 on:** December 06, 2015, 06:58:05 am »

Quote from: de005 on December 05, 2015, 03:13:11 pm

I can't see any details for Lene ????

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

radrats · « **Reply #12 on:** December 06, 2015, 03:56:28 pm »

External Link/Members Only External Link/Members Only

Channelle is in Glenrothes Is worth visiting

de005 · « **Reply #13 on:** December 09, 2015, 04:16:49 pm »

cheers guys

Name Not Found · « **Reply #14 on:** December 09, 2015, 05:22:19 pm »

Quote from: radrats on December 06, 2015, 03:56:28 pm

External Link/Members Only External Link/Members Only

Channelle is in Glenrothes Is worth visiting

..if you have a wrinkle fetish

DickDiver · « **Reply #15 on:** December 09, 2015, 11:36:34 pm »

Quote from: Name Not Found on December 09, 2015, 05:22:19 pm

..if you have a wrinkle fetish

True story, NNF!

Minmatar · « **Reply #16 on:** December 12, 2015, 10:59:14 am »

aye now you know what it's like tryin' to have a punt in stirling.... look at the bright side, you'll have a new bridge in a year or two

coco1985 · « **Reply #17 on:** December 16, 2015, 06:14:52 pm »

Hi

Chanelle good at what she does but thats as far as it goes!!

She has a face of 50 yaer old and is all saggy no tits to speak of who ever does her pics must be good with photoshop !!
you never see any semi nude shots I am sure it would scare even the hardiest punter...

If you must visit keep the clothes on but again thats Fife.

Cheers

Graeme387 · « **Reply #18 on:** December 17, 2015, 10:32:54 am »

Quote from: scotsbigmac on December 04, 2015, 01:38:20 pm

So, the FRB is closed to all traffic until further notice, us Fife based punters face a massive headache to get any action.

Fife itself is a desert, Dundee is full of junkies and Perth is also baron.

Travelling all the way to Glasgow seems the only option, as I don't fancy being crammed on a Scotrail service to Edinburgh.

Doesn't look like I'll be emptying my sack this Christmas

Went from Fife to Edinburgh by car yesterday, Glasgow is now easier to get to than Edinburgh so I would have thought the Fife punters should consider the Glesga for now. IMHO selection in Glasgow never been great but I'm sure there must be a few diamonds in there.

DickDiver · « **Reply #19 on:** December 22, 2015, 11:38:18 pm »

Unleash the Fifers!

Man, I am ready to be let out again.

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