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Had to happen a crap punt after a very good run and the usual reasons apply. Plan A and B fell apart. Infact was at plan B's location who I had seen before and was very good but no reply on arrival. So as blue pill previously consumed and window of opportunity fast closing went on the BAT phone and did a proximity search. Came up with Charlotte who is Polish and who had previously considered for my hot-list because from time to time I am a big boobs lover. I checked her fav's list all good but being on I-phone failed to check the small print. Anyway phoned her she sounded very nice over the phone perfect English and she confirmed she does all on her list. Location was Saracen not put off because reasonably familiar with the street where she was located at. Although Indian territory I knew it was quite busy and there plenty of sheriffs patrolling. Close was clean and directions good. In to the flat which was clean but very dark. Anyway into the room and although she has a first class set of weapons (huge really and certainly the biggest I had come across) she was a lot heftier than the pictures suggest and quite plain looking. Anyway I saw enough to keep me interested for the moment. Tried to engage her in conversation but immediately found her very difficult to speak to. No fun about her and really didn't want to speak. This wasn't a language problem her English is perfect. Anyway I asked for a shower and she looked at me as if I had horns on. Anyway directed to a shower which again was clean enough. Anyway back into the room and she told me to get on the bed. She oiled up her weapons and I did have a wee play which was quite good. She proceeded with a crap massage and then tried to get to get me hard with a hand job. Then all of sudden the condom gets put on when I try to protest and ask for owo she says she doesn't do that. Ok some folk are good at oral even with a condom so lets just go with it. Alas and maybe I have been spoiled recently but she was crap. Up and down no eye contact no tricks nothing just rubbish. I was now fast losing interest. Her looks, lack of adventure, lack of fun, lack of conversation, lack of skill I ended up feeling her weapons while I cracked one off. Still ever the gentleman tried to speak to her some more as I was getting changed and found her attitude incredibly difficult. I think I asked her what she liked about escorting and she replied "for my pleasure". Which I nearly burst out laughing at. Anyway I left feeling utterly disillusioned. I checked her profile later in the Q and A there is a line she only does covered but has owo at discretion ticked.
In summary cracking pair of breasts but that is about it. Rubbish attitude rubbish services misleading profile.
I obviously wont return but out of interest I am wondering if anyway else has seen her. 81 positive reviews on AW.
