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Author Topic: Honestly, how many were really that good?  (Read 2588 times)

How do you rate your experiences?

I've seen 26 girls since I started renting rather than buying, some several times. I count them instead of sheep to get to sleep.

I don't know about all you seasoned experts but immediately after a meet I tend persuade myself it was good. Better than it really was. Maybe I hate the idea that I wasted the money. Maybe I don't want to think I was conned.

Anyhow, I've been trying to work out the real ratios.

I've had one in Manchester that fucked me about - pretended she didn't know about a confirmed booking - so she doesn't count.

Out of the rest 4 were too fat for me or worse- “Oh shit what am I doing here?” hideous.

5 were very ordinary, willing but nothing more

11 good

6 fantastic – but one of them is incapable of communicating.

I'm pretty amazed at the standard really.





I don't know about all you seasoned experts but immediately after a meet I tend persuade myself it was good. Better than it really was. Maybe I hate the idea that I wasted the money. Maybe I don't want to think I was conned.


I think that statement in particular is very accurate. I find myself doing a very similar thing (not only with working girls). When I spend a lot of money, I have to convince myself I did the right thing after, even after I was blindly robbed once in Portugal (story for another day). I suppose the answer would be to have a cooling off period before writing reviews, so as to gain a more realistic vision of the punt.

Offline Nagilum

Honestly - I have reviewed all the girls I have seen. Some girls I have seen several times. All my reviews are honest Generally you should wait a day or two to write them.

So what I'm saying is, write some reviews to liberate yourself from this feeling you have.  You clearly have had some awful punts. Now you can help us all avoid them particular girls.

Offline LL

Honestly - I have reviewed all the girls I have seen. Some girls I have seen several times. All my reviews are honest Generally you should wait a day or two to write them.
Should I?
If I'm going to review a girl I'll do it right after I see her. For me it's part of the healing process - if it was shit, or a chance to relive the experience and cement the details into my mind if it was good.

To be absolutely honest I haven't actually had a shit punt or an astounding punt compared to what I have seen on here, if punting was a bell curve then most of mine would either side of the median.

I think it is partly because I still see myself as a novice even though my 2015 year was quite good, it was only at the end that I felt that I had finally figured it out. Hence my one review so far.




Offline nigel4498

I'm very risk-averse after my second punt was a disaster.
Don't like wasting my money so I do my research to lessen the change of a bad punt. Not 100% effective though but if in doubt I now walk.

Interesting question.

My preference is for 1 hour plus meetings and a median experience becomes a very good one if there is a bit of chemistry - banter in other words - lightens the mood and makes for a relaxed atmosphere.

If looks not quite what expected/ attitude poor/ English weak etc then it is down to the action and at this point a BJ is a BJ/ RO is RO - all pretty mundane and probably mechanical

A WG's success could be measured in terms of repeat/ regular visits and I reckon about 1 in 10 make that mark for me. 4 in 10 would be Neutral/ Negative with the remainer being broadly Positive but not a Plan A.

MN

Offline unclepokey

In 13 years I've had only one really dire 'experience' (I certainly couldn't call it a punt)
The woman in question retired following my visit. Perhaps that says something.
I didn't dip the wick nor could oxen and wain-ropes make me do so. I should have walked minute one but I did give her some cash and we talked, me I think more as counseller.
All the others have been just fine, most exceptional.
Uncle Pokey

Offline Marmalade

After a good few hundred they are all a bit much of a muchness. It was an ok punt or a crap one or a better than average punt. I used to keep photos to remember punts out of the country for a few years. Kidded myself that they were 'real people'. (They might be in another walk of life but punters ONLY see them as prossies, by definition). Too many punters probably try to 'see it from her point of view. She doesn't have one. As long as you pay, are not obnoxious, you are about as memorable as a tin of frankfurters to a shelf-stacker. She might remember you for a brief period. Usually something really dickhead, but everything else is fantasy. (How do you 'remember' your co-workers that you barely see more than occasionally once they disappear for good? As opposed to your friends? Even 'customers'?) She works for the money, and nothing wrong with that. If she gives ou GFE, nothing wrong with that (do you complain that a stage actor isn't her 'real' self? no, just doing her job, so appreciate that without writing fan letters to 'Hermione').

A prossie who is 'really good' in punting terms is one that many punters thought were good. In prossie terms, it is one that makes a comfortable living.

Offline Marmalade

Look at it another way, those of you that have had at least one good civvie relationship or at least one 'in love' relationship that didn't end badly.

How was the best prossie ever compared to that? Exactly. Barely makes a slight chalkmark. She fulfilled a very temporary need for an hour, emptied your balls, gave you a hug. Nothing wrong with that. But be realistic. We review to help ease the hassle of emptying balls (reasonably pleasurably etc) for other punters. A big dipper ride is hardly a climb up Mount Everest. Some big dippers are better than others (you weren't sick, they didn't crash, you mates went yeah right on, you felt you'd at least done something with your day). ooooo then we go home and 'rate them'. Hmmmmm. I might rate a new computer monitor, but not a toothbrush. Prossies are somewhere in between I guess...

Offline Expl1cit

I've seen 26 girls since I started renting rather than buying, some several times. I count them instead of sheep to get to sleep.

But you've only reviewed 2 of them?  That 7.7%

Fuck off with the stupid hypothetical questions, and start doing some reviews which is the main purpose of this forum.

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Online daddycool

Look at it another way, those of you that have had at least one good civvie relationship or at least one 'in love' relationship that didn't end badly.

How was the best prossie ever compared to that? Exactly. Barely makes a slight chalkmark. She fulfilled a very temporary need for an hour, emptied your balls, gave you a hug. Nothing wrong with that. But be realistic. We review to help ease the hassle of emptying balls (reasonably pleasurably etc) for other punters. A big dipper ride is hardly a climb up Mount Everest. Some big dippers are better than others (you weren't sick, they didn't crash, you mates went yeah right on, you felt you'd at least done something with your day). ooooo then we go home and 'rate them'. Hmmmmm. I might rate a new computer monitor, but not a toothbrush. Prossies are somewhere in between I guess...

+1

My sentiments exactly.

The OP is one of the reasons I've moved away from 1-2-1s as I don't find them as exciting as I used to. Nothing wrong with the service I've received, I just can't get myself excited. Two months since my last one.

tcm

Offline cueball

Every review I've done is my honest opinion (that's all I can do). The rating has only three permutations, if I've had a good time then it's positive. Ofcourse some are more positive than others and I hope my written review reflects that.

We're all different though and what floats my boat might not float yours.

I try to put the info in my reviews that I look to glean from other reviews.



6 fantastic – but one of them is incapable of communicating.


Because of the language barrier - or something more sinister ??

Offline uutarn

But you've only reviewed 2 of them?  That 7.7%

Fuck off with the stupid hypothetical questions, and start doing some reviews which is the main purpose of this forum.
Couldn't agree more.  :thumbsup:

All of my punts have been average to good, but then again only 9 so far.

Offline Eiltedongster

Let's see, I reckon 70% of my punts have been good with many of them being excellent on a par with what Rocc sifreddi does.

Yes of course that's many private sex scenes are as good as if not better than fake modern day porn.

Problem is I am kind of bored of the whole scene, having hit such highs it'd difficult to keep repeating it.
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Offline Nagilum

Should I?
If I'm going to review a girl I'll do it right after I see her. For me it's part of the healing process - if it was shit, or a chance to relive the experience and cement the details into my mind if it was good.

I do, it allows me to process it fully and reflect.

I've been a punter for a long time - it's something that gives me a natural high like no other, and I'm lucky to be able to afford it quite easily. But it's just something I do because it's fun, like going out for a meal, or a night down the pub with some mates. It doesn't have any deeper meaning than I never tire of being proper filthy with women I find attractive enough. Given that, it's great, and life enhancing, and I hope I'm still at it when it's time to pop my clogs.

Offline LL

I do, it allows me to process it fully and reflect.
So make up your fucking mind then perhaps?

Offline Nagilum

So make up your fucking mind then perhaps?

I was responding to your "should I?" By saying "I do" wait then write after reflecting. I'm saying the same thing as before but with a reason.

Offline Sonny Crockett

I feel that for this year, the majority of my brilliant punts came in the first 6 months. For the 2nd half of this year, I've only had 2 really good punts (then again I have only punted 6 times since the start of July, my last one being almost 2 months ago).
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But you've only reviewed 2 of them?  That 7.7%

Fuck off with the stupid hypothetical questions, and start doing some reviews which is the main purpose of this forum.

Very witty.

Offline Buttons

Finger in the air (makes a change  :lol:), I'd say 60% good, 20% excellent and 20% pure unadulterated bollox, total waste of time, money and spunk.  :dash:

Online RedKettle

In the last year or so most punts are good - that is the impact of UKP.  Prior to that much lower and also I stuck to the same few girls as trying new ones was almost always a disappointment.

However how many of those good ones were gold star excellent?  Probably 10%.

I hope every time.....


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