I'm trying my hardest to justify to myself what I just did by claiming I took one for the team and was acting to help the geater good of my fellow UKP comrades... If only I believed that
The truth is she looked ok in the profile, did what I was after (owo and anal included), popped up just down the road on tour and was available. Comms were good and she was friendly with good English.
So off I go to the flat and I'm greeted at the door by "the maid" who was pleasant, fully dressed, quite portly with a pot belly and big old boobies. She showed me to the bedroom and from the lounge opposite I can here a couple of EE girls giggling away.
She then asks me how long, we do the paperwork and then off she pops into the room opposite. Yippee! The maid had gone to fetch my sexy little EE whore with the big ass to shag
...nope... She's back and stripping down to a cheese wire thong that would cut a size 8 in half let alone a size 18!
At this point the penny drops, I've got blue balls, an empty wallet and half an hour of fun with a Romanian heffalump to look forward too... Oh good god above what has gone so wrong in my life for me to deserve this?!?
Anyway, no choice now so we kick off with a reasonable massage for five min before she rolls me over and starts opening a condom... The mighty acorn hadn't even sprouted at this point. So I asked for oral without and surprisingly she was pretty decent although she did keep popping up with the intention of rubbering up and climbing on... Not a fucking chance, I was having her up the rear or not at all! No way would my back have coped with an orca thrashing about on my lap.
So fully expecting a no I request doggy style and was really surprised at how keen she was then as I sidle up behind her I chance my arm and ask for lube... "You like anal? Me too! It's the red bottle, go slow"
So there I am up behind her fat arse, my cock lubed, her arse lubed, her face down in the pillows and that's when I notice her pot belly swinging back and fourth. It's hung so low it's wearing a rut in the bloody mattress!
At this point for the first time I can remember I lost wood... And try as I might I couldn't beat it hard again. Didn't matter what I imagined or how I tried to justify it the poor chap wasn't playing ball.
So off with the rubber and back on the bed for another BJ, got hard and let her go to the point I thought I was about to pop then new rubber on, WG on her knees for a second try... This time she's so bloody tight I couldn't get it up her arse no matter how hard I tried. Managed one half way effort but popped back out.
In the end I had to flip her over and force what was by now little more than a semi up her chuff and pound away best I could until I blew my muck.
Quick clean up and away I went
So in summary:
Good points: Friendly, good English, passable owo and happy to take it up the arse.
Bad points: she's a beast, jelly belly and a half, not anything like the photos. Also only a couple of wet wipes available and the room was roasting hot.
Would I go back? Hell no, I'm an idiot not a window licker! But in her defence she was the girl in the photos just an A3 version of rather that a handy passport snap.
Hope my sacrifice helps you guys
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