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Author Topic: Worst FBSM Picture Challenge - West Midlands & East Midlands  (Read 902 times)

Offline smithie1000

I live on the border of west & east midlands so If I put stuff on and its one or the other that's why.

I went to this WOMAN and I say that loosely cus its was the first time I had nearly thrown up at a massage. 
I know some people on here use this "woman" but I still have nightmares of when she took her 3 man "tent" off.  I should have walked but I thought it was a wind up and I mean that I thought she was just getting the money but fuck me nooooo.

On the plus side I did see a very fit attractive girl on the way out and texted after to see if she did massages and was told yes so next week went to see "Alex" and wow she is very nice and a HE off a fit good looking girl is to die for.  Have been told today that Alex is back doing massages but the thought of walking passed the "Walrus" worry's me, give my a bloke to fight ok but not that LOL.

Someone said that it might be Dodo in the pictures but I don't think so cus he is still alive LOL

So here are the pictures and the link after..........

http://s24.postimg.org/6pkrhbx4x/JEAN_1.jpg?noCache=1448569765

http://s24.postimg.org/g2lclg0w1/JEAN_2.jpg?noCache=1448569809

Link   http://www.astersentio.co.uk/

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Offline Dodo

I'm sorry Smithie but your post raises more questions than answers:-

...Are you telling us you were actually alone in a room with a nude Jean  :vomit:
...did that woman actually handle your penis :vomit:
...if so did you experience an orgasm :vomit:


...was the attractive girl you met and texted later just someone you bumped into in the street.....with your head in such a muddled state post Jean we can well understand you asking anything on two legs (or even four) for a massage.
...after meeting Jean does Lildevil now appear a more attractive option
...are you now OK after your ordeal.
« Last Edit: November 26, 2015, 08:56:26 PM by Dodo »
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Offline smithie1000

...Are you telling us you were actually alone in a room with a nude Jean  :vomit: errr yes  :vomit:
...did that woman actually handle your penis :vomit:  errr yes  :vomit:
...if so did you experience an orgasm :vomit:  errr yes  :vomit:


...was the attractive girl you met and texted later just someone you bumped into in the street.....with your head in such a muddled state post Jean we can well understand you asking anything on two legs (or even four) for a massage. No she was real and went for one with her  :thumbsup:  :angelgirl:
...after meeting Jean does Lildevil now appear a more attractive option  no no no  :vomit: :vomit: :vomit:
...are you now OK after your ordeal. no cant sleep  :vomit:
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Offline Dodo

...Are you telling us you were actually alone in a room with a nude Jean  :vomit: errr yes  :vomit:
...did that woman actually handle your penis :vomit:  errr yes  :vomit:
...if so did you experience an orgasm :vomit:  errr yes  :vomit:


...was the attractive girl you met and texted later just someone you bumped into in the street.....with your head in such a muddled state post Jean we can well understand you asking anything on two legs (or even four) for a massage. No she was real and went for one with her  :thumbsup:  :angelgirl:
...after meeting Jean does Lildevil now appear a more attractive option  no no no  :vomit: :vomit: :vomit:
...are you now OK after your ordeal. no cant sleep  :vomit:

 Brill.       :lol: :lol: :lol:
« Last Edit: November 26, 2015, 09:23:36 PM by Dodo »
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Offline smithie1000

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Offline smithie1000

One roll, or two?
https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=2810531
OMG is it me or can some "cum" with women like that, I would rather get Dodo to do it for me (he is going to kill me as I am picking on him a lot LOL)
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Offline facepalm

Hang on, who's this "Alex"?  I'll gladly attempt to body-swerve a walrus if you think you've found a gem!

Offline Dodo

OMG is it me or can some "cum" with women like that.

How the fuck can you say that after declaring that you, yes you Smithie, shot a load into the hands of the delectable Jean.  :wacko:
I reckon you ought to pay a visit to Strawberrys and give us a comparison on the two of em .
« Last Edit: November 26, 2015, 11:12:42 PM by Dodo »
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Offline smithie1000

How the fuck can you say that after declaring that you, yes you Smithie, shot a load into the hands of the delectable Jean.  :wacko:
I reckon you ought to pay a visit to Strawberrys and give us a comparison on the two of em .
No way Dodo, one big woman is tooo far for me.   :vomit:
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Offline smithie1000

Hang on, who's this "Alex"?  I'll gladly attempt to body-swerve a walrus if you think you've found a gem!

Yes the lovely Alex is back according to the report to me today.  She is very nice but never went back to explore other options  :dash:
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Offline Oddbod

...errr, surely I can't be the only guy here who finds her attractive..?


Offline smithie1000

Here you are Smithie, face sitting as well and on your doorstep  :thumbsup:
 https://www.adultwork.com/1516304 or https://www.adultwork.com/bbw%5Fbham%5Fbeauty
I've just been out for a pint and a meal and its now all over the carpet........ :vomit:  the 3rd last pic yuk yuk
« Last Edit: November 27, 2015, 01:27:08 PM by smithie1000 »
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