Had a few aches and pains and decided I wanted to see someone who provided only a massage with a good ending.
Decided that Yaya would fit the bill.
External Link/Members Only or
External Link/Members Only At the time, paid £70 for 1 hour on the basis it was a proper massage with oral and hand relief. She has since put her price up to £80.
CommsMaking the booking was fairly straight forward. Called the number, answered promptly and booking made.
Did ask Yaya if it was a proper massage and not just a tickle. She confirmed it was for a massage, oral and hand relief all included in the price.
Was sent a text message with postcode and road. Was asked to give her a call when I arrived on the road and parked up for the house number.
Arrived at the road, called her mobile for the house number...she did not answer. Okay I was 5 minutes early, so I waited a few minutes. Rang again, still no answer. Waited until 5 minutes after my booking was supposed to start and called again. Still no answer.
Knowing I did not have plan b or the time to make another booking elsewhere as I needed to be elsewhere 90 minutes later; I waited a few minutes more.
Finally got through to her and given the house number and directions.
LocationLocation is a small annexe behind some houses down an alley.
Knocked on the door and let in, was asked to remove shoes inside and led to the bedroom. The room was clean and surprisingly no massage table.
YayaShe is old, not fugly but but the years have taken their toll. I subsequently found out she is a grandmother several times over. Considering I was there for a massage, looks were unimportant. She has since changed her pictures, had I seen them at the time I would never have booked.
The experienceOff with my clothes, I lay on the bed face down. A few seconds later she starts the massage. Actually it was more of a rubbing her oily hands over me. Nothing sensual or even therapeutic about it. I lay there and decided to try to make the best of it and chatted to her.
After a while, she asked me to turn over. I did so and she said she would back in a moment and left the room. A few minutes later she came back in butt naked. Surprised and needing to empty my load my thoughts turned in to just going with it.
She proceeded to give me a blow job, it was good. Deep, wet and she was very apt at using her mouth for the bj and her tongue to lick my balls.
On with the condom, she then let me take her from behind for doggy, a few pumps later she asked if I wanted to do her missionary. Not really wanting to be looking at her in case of droop, I asked if I could tea bag her with a CIM. She obliged and I unloaded into her mouth and over her face.
I made sure every drop was on her face or in her mouth which she took like a good sport.
Got dressed, a bit of chit chat and I left.
ProsShe was quite cheap considering she actually provided a full service
She took the CIM and swallowed
Good oral technique
ConsCrap massage
Not a looker
Crap comms
Would I go again?Not for the non existent massage. Wouldn't mind a quick 15 minutes for a BJ and CIM if she offered it.
All in all, doing a grandmother has been ticked off the bucket list.
