The best rated FKK club?

[Ben4454]

In your opinion what is the best FKK club in Germany ? I thought this thread would be good as a quick guide to anyone who is deciding on which one to attend and try. I assume each club has their own unique spin on it and everyone would go to different clubs for their different pros.

Amount of girls: Which club has the highest amount of girls in all the fkks in Germany ? On example a Friday/Saturday night.

Quality of girls: Which club has the highest quality of girls? Quality could mean looks or service. Although do state.

Atmosphere: Which club do you think has the best atmosphere ? Atmosphere meaning how fun it is inside, womens attitude while partying in the fkk etc etc

Approach policies: Which FKKs have no approach policies and which ones do you get approached in a lot or the most

Sharks: Which FKKs have the most sharks and upsellers ?

Price: Which FKKS have the best price policy ?

Surroundings: Which FKK do you believe has the best rooms inside and general surroundings?

It would be good to include FKKS from Berlin, Dusseldorf and Frankfurt.

[Jerboa]

Well Ben it's a tricky question, opinions are like arseholes, everyone has got one, on the best club it all depends what you're looking for, for a long time I liked Samya, not a big club like the ones down in Hessen, but well run club, free beer, usually a good selection of girls.
I will still return there when in Cologne, but I also like Sharks, Oase, Palace if you dodge the sharks, and Artemis.

Highest number of girls: is probably Artemis or Palace, though Oase and Sharks also have many.

Atmosphere: has to be Samya, on a busy weekend night the lounge is a balkan disco.

Approach policy: traditionally the NRW club have a no approach, but it's not set in stone, Hessen and Artemis girls are proactive in approaching you.

Girl Quality: Difficult to judge, as everyone has slightly different taste, and these girls have a habit of moving around clubs, for model stunners I'd say Artemis, Palace, these two usually have the glam barbies with fake tits and tattoos, for more natural type Oase has more young Romanians.

Sharks: The award for the most sharky club in all of Germany goes to Palace, there is a hardcore of regular girls there, who have formed a hooker union, they think €50 isn't enough, and will give you a rushed 10 mins with brief oral and no kissing etc, they try to market their special service for €100 half hour, trouble is the club lets them do it, and there are so many clueless "I've never fucked a German hooker" type guys who visit the club that they will pay whatever they're told, but you can still get decent service.

Price: the price varies slightly, if you want cheapest bang for your buck, go to one of the cheap red carpet clubs in the Rhur, but quality of the girls might not be top draw, NRW has always been good for the punter, €50 first 30mins, then €25 for second 30mins, then €50 for third 30mins, so if you wanted 90mins with a girl it only cost €125 instead of €150 in Hessen.

Surroundings: Artemis has nice rooms, so does Oase and Oceans, in general Oase building and facilities is good, same as Sharks and Artemis, Planet Eden have great facilities with large garden, but it's a white elephant, hardly any visitors or girls.

[Mr Br1ghts1de]

I have only been to Samya, Cologne and Artemis, Berlin.

Artemis is plusher with better surroundings than Samya, but in every other regard it is inferior for my tastes, so:

- Better vfm entry at Samya (50 Eur entry vs Eur 80 at Artemis) with free drinks including alcohol and better food. Better bar service too.
- Better vfm punting at Samya (Eur 50 for 30 mins/75 for 1 hour vs Eur 60/120 at Artemis)
- Less hassle and upselling at Samya
- Better party atmosphere at Samya
- Better girls at Samya (I should add that I prefer natural brunettes over enhanced types so maybe a personal view only).

Frankfurt and Dusseldorf are on my to do list.

     

[Ben4454]

Thanks guys fantastic info.

[Wanking]

I dont do FKKs much, but I have visited Living room in Kaarst near Dusseldorf many times.

60 euro entry - Free beer, great food cooked on site, big jacuzzi, sauna, steam room.

50 euro a session, and women are not as aggressive as the ones in the big Frankfurt clubs.

Plus 30 mins on S bahn from Dusseldorf. 

[Hansolo69]

Jerboa is defo the man to advise on the Germany scene.

Personally I can't fault Oceans in Dusseldorf.
Clean, fit ladies and very good value for money.

Close to airport / motorway and blinding accommodation nearby.

Ying Yang is a nice club to stop at enroute back to Calais 

Really like to try Samya, but the smoking in the club is slightly off-putting.

Berlin is on my to do list.

[Jerboa]

Jerboa is defo the man to advise on the Germany scene.

Personally I can't fault Oceans in Dusseldorf.
Clean, fit ladies and very good value for money.

Close to airport / motorway and blinding accommodation nearby.

Ying Yang is a nice club to stop at enroute back to Calais 

Really like to try Samya, but the smoking in the club is slightly off-putting.

Berlin is on my to do list.

A new club I've not been to yet Sixsense, is also on the Dutch side of the border, just outside Aachen, this and Ying yang are the only two saunaclubs in NL that I'm aware of, as I've said I've not been so can't comment, but it has good facilities, and some decent reviews.
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