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punther

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Duration: 30mins for £40

Looks: As per her photos. Not a great body or face but I knew what I was going into so can't complain

Personality: English not great but speaks enough for you to get by. Came across friendly enough

Service

OWO

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So I initally asked for 15mins and wanted to clarify if Facial was included to which she said no that 15 mins is oral only

I then ask if facial is included in 30 mins and she said yes so I gave her an extra £10 to make the booking 30 mins

By this point I think I had said the word facial about 4 to 5 times so it really should have been clear what I was after

She then proceeded to give very good OWO

When it came to time for sex I said I wanted her to lie on her belly and I would go ontop...basically lying down doggy

She said no I should just go ontop in missionary

we went back and forth with this till I just sighed as I was fed up and then said ok to missionary

....I began to lose my boner

She said ok ok I should tell her the position that I want(I think wtf I have just spent the last minute telling you what I wanted)

I said dont worry lets do missionary

My boner has now dissapeared

Penetration now is not possible

we both say let just stick to oral (she showed signs of frustration at now having to give oral for the whole punt as her mouth was getting tired)

I then decided that I wanted to cum as though her OWO was good I was not going to cum from it so I told her to get on her knees at the edge of the bed and lick my balls while I stroke myself off

When I was about to cum I said 'ok' and tried to stand up so I could give her a facial

as I did this she then also tried to stand up  :unknown: (I still cannot understand why she did this....A part of me thinks she did it on purpose  :unknown:)

this resulted in me falling back down on the bed and I came all over my own hand

as I came I felt a rush of dis-satistfaction flow into my body

I covered my with face with my other hand and and took some deep breaths and calm myself down

She could see I was not happy

She apologised a lot and then said that the day before CIM was actually an extra and it was only just included in the price today

I said OK.

I did not really understand the point of this statement and how it was meant to make me feel better:

1. If CIM is what I wanted regardless of if it was extra or not I did not get to do it

2. CIM was not what I was after. I wanted to give a facial. I did not get to give a facial


I shall never return

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Offline SamLP

I saw back in June when she was working in Alperton. Forgot to review her but my experience was a negative.
Didn't show much passion, rushed and huffed when I changed positions. Kept answering texts during the meet. Rushed to get me out & I was glad to leave.

Offline pewpewpew

When it came to time for sex I said I wanted her to lie on her belly and I would go ontop...basically lying down doggy
I call this the prone bone position. Love it

LL

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Sorry to laugh at your misfortune but the thought of anyone attempting to give a girl a facial but then falling over and cumming on their own hand I did find amusing.
Thanks for sharing it with us though. We all have shit punts at times.

punther

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I saw back in June when she was working in Alperton. Forgot to review her but my experience was a negative.
Didn't show much passion, rushed and huffed when I changed positions. Kept answering texts during the meet. Rushed to get me out & I was glad to leave.

Think the issue with fat birds like her is it requires too much energy to move around

There was an awkward moment whilst we were getting dressed when she asked if I liked licking pussy....it took a lot of willpower for me to hold back from saying the truth in anger which was yes I love licking pussy but just not your overweight pussy.


punther

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I call this the prone bone position. Love it

Yh its a great position, takes its toll on the arms after a while though

punther

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Sorry to laugh at your misfortune but the thought of anyone attempting to give a girl a facial but then falling over and cumming on their own hand I did find amusing.
Thanks for sharing it with us though. We all have shit punts at times.

It really is ridiculous isn't it  :sarcastic:

Offline SamLP

Think the issue with fat birds like her is it requires too much energy to move around

There was an awkward moment whilst we were getting dressed when she asked if I liked licking pussy....it took a lot of willpower for me to hold back from saying the truth in anger which was yes I love licking pussy but just not your overweight pussy.

She didn't like the fact I didn't cum in the first couple of minutes. Didn't like it that I wanted to kiss. Made huffing noises showing her annoyance when I wanted to change positions. At least she tried talking to you. Half the time she was on her phone texting and ignoring me. I told her straight up at the end that her service was rubbish and I wouldn't be returning. I don't think she heard me  :unknown:

punther

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She didn't like the fact I didn't cum in the first couple of minutes. Didn't like it that I wanted to kiss. Made huffing noises showing her annoyance when I wanted to change positions. At least she tried talking to you. Half the time she was on her phone texting and ignoring me. I told her straight up at the end that her service was rubbish and I wouldn't be returning. I don't think she heard me  :unknown:

Well hopefully this review will save others wasting their money

baretta

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She used to to be based in east london barking area she always used to.come  up on my adultwork searches

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Positives: only £40


if it was 60 80 90 120

It would of felt a million times worse!

 :thumbsup:

Have you seen .Curvy Kim. is now in tooting? one to try if you haven't already.

Offline Jimmyredcab

Positives: only £40


How is that a positive.     :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

I would rather pay £80 and meet a young, slim, pretty girl.     :unknown:

punther

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Positives: only £40


if it was 60 80 90 120

It would of felt a million times worse!

 :thumbsup:

Have you seen .Curvy Kim. is now in tooting? one to try if you haven't already.

Saw her when she was in golders green some months ago. She was great but only a one time visit for me

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How is that a positive.     :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

I would rather pay £80 and meet a young, slim, pretty girl.     :unknown:

It's a positive because that's all he spunked down the drain with that terrrible wg!

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Saw her when she was in golders green some months ago. She was great but only a one time visit for me

Ah - saw her up north myself. I think your right about the one time visit....I've been trying to talk myself into reasons why I should see her again since her profile popped up down south.  :lol:

Offline Mr Farkyhars

I call this the prone bone position. Love it

Just musing here, but I wonder whether some WGs have no knowledge of this position, and if so maybe they think that a punter who mentions it is after something else (e.g. anal) :unknown: I'd never heard of it before seeing it mentioned on here.

Offline SamLP

Just musing here, but I wonder whether some WGs have no knowledge of this position, and if so maybe they think that a punter who mentions it is after something else (e.g. anal) :unknown: I'd never heard of it before seeing it mentioned on here.

The ones I've seen all know it. I usually move into this position from doggy while still inside the WG. The majority love this position. I've had two instances when a girl has refused to fuck in that position. One apparently didn't like it. I didn't return to see her. The other refused it because she said the condom will come off. Not in my experience, so I also didn't return to see her.

punther

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Ah - saw her up north myself. I think your right about the one time visit....I've been trying to talk myself into reasons why I should see her again since her profile popped up down south.  :lol:

Her owo maybe  :D
its up there with the best of them

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Her owo maybe  :D
its up there with the best of them


Maybe if I could film.

punther

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Maybe if I could film.

When I asked her she was charging £50 extra....wait for it......WITH A MASK  :wacko:  :crazy:  :wacko:

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When I asked her she was charging £50 extra....wait for it......WITH A MASK  :wacko:  :crazy:  :wacko:

lol - when I hear about masks I feel like filming should be free and nothing else.

that said I've never paid to film any girl who wears a mask, unless the filming is included in the price of the punt.


Offline nestor

I'm sure that a lot of these foreign-speaking bints confuse the words "facial" and "glacial".

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punther

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I'm sure that a lot of these foreign-speaking bints confuse the words "facial" and "glacial".

 :lol:

may be worthwhile going to punts with google translate installed on our phones  :D