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1135 tomorrow (Tuesday) night on Ch4

iloverachelv

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Thanks,

Some of these often show the places I have so far managed to avoid.

Offline Juankerr

It's a repeat of the one shown earlier this year focused on a parlour in Sheffield run by a mother and daughter.

Offline Moresomes

It's a repeat of the one shown earlier this year focused on a parlour in Sheffield run by a mother and daughter.


 Saw it last time round. Load of bollocks, but I'd do the daughter.

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Previous thread
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=63006.msg805448;topicseen#msg805448

The daughter was the most desirable in my view, but she was just the receptionist. Quite an entertaining programme, light hearted and not at all the usual judgemental nonsense. 

Offline Jerboa


 Saw it last time round. Load of bollocks, but I'd do the daughter.

If you class her as most doable from there, just goes to show the parlour should be at crufts, I'd rather go home and have a wank.
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Offline Moresomes

the parlour should be at crufts,

Oh, all right then. I'd do her doggy.   :thumbsup:

Offline badsin

I saw this when it was first on earlier this year. Looked like a shithole, and the girls where well below average in my opinion. Also that wretched chap Muppet was seen frequenting the premises  :hi:

Offline NIK

It shows how much I have lost interest in punting in that years ago I would lap up any programme about paid sex avidly. Now I couldn't even be bothered to record this.
I did see a few minutes of it as I was actually watching something I had recorded, but I occasionally paused it to look in on this programme.
The ten minutes or so I saw were both boring and sleazy. At one point she was showing them the facilities - they have oils and powder - really? -  how enthralling! There was also a scene where somebody with a food fetish had made a mess of the bath. Again something guaranteed to put people off and something I wouldn't have bothered showing if I was her. There also seemed to be plenty of scenes showing them eating shitty looking takeaways. Again that would put me off. I wouldn't want to see a prossy who had recently been feasting on a greasy smelly takeaway.
Then there were the prossies themselves. I saw three, don't know how many more were featured, but all of them were absolute munters who I wouldn't have paid with somebody else's money. Fortunately I never saw any scenes featuring that Muppet twat. However this programme really confirmed to me why I will probably never visit a parlour again.

In my punting hey day I did visit City Sauna many times, but that was a completely different establishment on Chesterfield Road which was there for years. Not sure how long this place has been open or exactly where it is, but I certainly won't be going.  :thumbsdown:

Offline Pennine Rover

Laura Lee was one of the prossies. I applaud her many fights for girls rights but she didn't look very good in this film.

Offline Bangers and Gash

Also that wretched chap Muppet was seen frequenting the premises  :hi:

Was he after another freebie?  :rolleyes:

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Guy with food fetish seemed to have a ball...

Offline NIK

Laura Lee was one of the prossies. I applaud her many fights for girls rights but she didn't look very good in this film.

Was she the Irish one  'on tour'?  If so she is a bit of a dog.

Offline Jerboa

Was she the Irish one  'on tour'?  If so she is a bit of a dog.

Yes on tour, set up to be on the program by the producers, as well as old Muppet.
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Ok, so now I've seen it, the thing that stood out for me was all the men featured (all 3 of them) wore ridiculous flat caps for no apparent reason. Ok, that creep Muppet's in the age bracket you might expect someone to wear one, but the other two? Sorry, it's just one of my pet hates, men wearing hats for no other reason than to make a fashion statement. Especially indoors! Maybe this should've gone in the cunts thread. And Muppet: if anyone was to describe a stereotypical bloke who visits prostitutes, he would be it..

Offline NIK

Ok, so now I've seen it, the thing that stood out for me was all the men featured (all 3 of them) wore ridiculous flat caps for no apparent reason. Ok, that creep Muppet's in the age bracket you might expect someone to wear one, but the other two? Sorry, it's just one of my pet hates, men wearing hats for no other reason than to make a fashion statement. Especially indoors! Maybe this should've gone in the cunts thread. And Muppet: if anyone was to describe a stereotypical bloke who visits prostitutes, he would be it..

Fortunately I missed all the punters.
However it seems the programme lived down to the general stereotype of parlours. The owner was rough as a bear's arse too.