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External Link/Members OnlyI was coming back from the West Country today and thought I would try Catrine en route, following a couple of positive comments recently.
SHORT VERSION:A plain, very dull, disinterested girl who has no interest whatsoever in engaging with a client, either sexually or in conversation. She shortchanged me on time and services. Thankfully, she won't be here for long.
LONG VERSION:Comms were by text - promptly replied to, perhaps a little too promptly, as it turns out.
She works from a top-floor flat in new development, off Great Western Way. There is apparently parking at the rear of the development, but I missed it in the dark and risked parking on double yellow lines on a nearby side street as it was 6pm on a Sunday.
I was four minutes late, then when I called she kept me waiting a few minutes before texting her flat no. Then had to find it and get to top floor, so by the time I got into the flat it was almost quarter of an hour after due time.
However, nothing was said and I paid
£80 for one hour - fully expecting my full hour.
Took a quick shower - handheld, no overhead, which isn't the best.
Look/personality:Plain-looking brunette (5/10) with white skin. Quite tall and fairly slim with great breasts that are a decent handful.
She is very dull, with no conversation skills and her English is fairly poor. When she does speak, it is very East European in a harsh way, as if she really can't be bothered.
(Non) services:Light FK, poor massage, half-hearted HJ, lacklustre sex
Brief details:Catrine's FK is very light and we started off with this and some caressing/fondling. This is okay for a bit, but I wanted to get cracking with some action, as I wanted two pops.
I explained I wanted sex early with a view to this, to which she replied: "It's your work, darling" (sic). In fact, she said this a few times - rather odd and demonstrates passivity in the extreme.
Sex in cowgirl was rather uninspiring with only brief, reluctant kissing and absolutely no eye contact. In fact she went great lengths to avoid eye contact with me throughout the punt.
During sex, there was no real effort, sound or any indication she was getting into it at all.
At least switching to doggy for the pop, I didn't have to look at her dull, uninterested face.
I then opted for a massage, which was done with some sort of method but was rather odd and, like the rest of her, dull and uninspiring. It mostly involved putting my arms in odd positions.
During oral on Catrlne, she shuddered slightly when I licked her clit, which indicated it is rather sensitive. When this is the case with a girl, it means DATY is rather curtailed/unsatisfactory.
She insisted it was okay but that, combined with the fact that again she seemed to be enduring rather than enjoying it, meant I was eventually forced to give this up as a bad job.
Catrine does a lot of caressing and stroking. I suspect she does it to avoid actually doing anything that's going to require some energy, specifically oral.
It may be all right for a 75-year-old single chap who doesn't have a lot of female contact and struggles to get it up anyway, but the rest of us want a bit more action.
Furthermore, she did this while keeping her head DOWN, avoiding eye contact with me.
She did this for a while, gently wanking me off. I was then in a position where some decent OWO would have got me ready for sex again. However, she suddenly said there wasn't enough time for a second round! So that was basically it and, after I protested a bit, she put her mouth over my cock as if she were going to do OWO - but then insisted again there was not enough time.
Up against this brick wall, I was therefore forced to knock it on the head - proverbially, rather than literally, unfortunately.
Now, while this was 1hr after our designated time, it was barely 45mins since the start of the punt, thanks partly to her timewasting giving me her flat no. and no directions to it at the beginning.
She took the price for the hour. If she had said we could only have 30/45mins, then fine.
But she didn't and if she hadn't been so passive and actually got into some OWO, then there would have been a second round.
In fact, in the end, I never got any oral off her at any time during the punt.I got the impression she actively tries to avoid it. With hindsight, I should have just given her lots of directions, but that is not a sign of a good punt - or interest on the part of an escort.
Conclusion:I'm not sure if her lacklustre performance was because she is jaded, but my gut feeling is that she is very passive at the best of times.
During the only (extremely short) conversation we had, she said she was about to leave the UK - as it says on her profile - and would not be back for a year.
No loss. Let's hope her absence is permanent.
If not, then at least this review will be here to warn other punters. And I'm sure one of us will clock if she starts a new profile.
