First time in Berlin - Anni Porsche and Artemis

[john_n]

Had read about Artemis and Anni Porsche and given some advice about the place from some UKP members. You know who you are thanks for answering my questions.

ANNI PORSCHE

Arrived at Anni Porsche on Friday at about 6.30pm after looking for the place at the wrong side of the street Again thanks for answering my texts, so that I finally found the entrace. Greeted by Maike who let me in and gave me the things I needed to get ready. Had a quick shower, not the best shower in the world, but at least I got wet.

As I got to the bar I heard some guys speaking English and it turned out to be some guys from England (Hi and thanks for the chat) Maike was the only girl working when I got there (Tina was behind the bar) Including me I think there were 9-10 guys and I probably spent my first 45 mins speaking to the English guys, Tina and a German guy. I got told that just before I arrived two other girls had been working, but that they were really bad. Just lay there and didn't seem to enjoy having sex at all. Maike (External Link/Members Only) were having sex with some of the guys and she seemed to be really into it. Didn't do it for me, so I was waiting for Tina (External Link/Members Only) to start working.

Tina soon got ready and after a few of the other guys had seen her I got in she started to play with my and another guys cock. A lot of stop and start before she started to suck my cock. Got to hand it to her as it was without a doubt one of the best BJ/HJ I have ever had. Suddenly realised that maybe it wasn't that smart to not ejaculate a week before my trip. Soon I couldn't hold back anymore and I popped. Back to talking again and around 9pm another girl showed up, I think it was Maja (External Link/Members Only ) There was also a couple that showed up, but while her husband was having fun she just sat there eating all evening. I saw that Tina at a couple of occasions talked to her and tried to get her to join the action. She wasn't a stunner, so I guess most would have left her alone anyway.

Spent a lot more time talking while Tina again was servicing a few other guys and at one point she had a private session with one of the English guys. Looks like that if she likes you, you get to have a lot of fun with her. I got to do some reverse oral and a quick fuck with Tina again later on. She really is a great woman, but wish I could have spent a lot more time with her. I never got to try Maja as she stopped working around 10pm or so.

All in all my first experience with Anni Porsche wasn't good at all. Maybe it's better to come earlier in the day, before there are too many guys. Also just one girl working at some point really isn't enough when there are 8-10 guys. When involved in moresomes I'm also used to the girl interacting with several guys (giving BJ while being fucked), but I didn't see that happen at all. If you expect a lot of action this doesn't seem like the best place to go. In 4 1/2 hrs I got one BJ/HJ and a quick fuck with Tina. The atmosphere was good, but I guess that it's not talking we are after when we go to a place like this. I hoped for some more action, but when it turned 10:30pm Tina stopped working to sort out todays income and no girls were working for the last 30 mins.

ARTEMIS

I went there on Saturday at 12pm as I had been told there wouldn't be that many guys around then. Had a quick shower and put on the robe I had been given. I enter the area with the bar and immediately see that there are a lot of very pretty girls. As soon as I enter the girls approach you and they tell you that they will give you a fantastic BJ and great sex. As there were few guys some of the girls were coming at you all the time. Managed to say no to 3-4 girls and sat down to have a look a round. I love breasts, so I had a look for Jenna (External Link/Members Only). Saw her sitting by the bar, so I approached her and took her up to a room. Played with her breats, BJ, reverse oral and a bit of fucking. As with all others it's 60 euro for 30 mins, one pop and it's all over. Extras with Jenna were as I remember: anal 100 euro, CIM / Cum on face/breasts 50 euro. It's all based on extras with the Artemis girls. I really don't find any of the extras worth it, so I said no.

Next girl was a darked haired Bulgarian girl with fairly large natural breasts, I don't remember her name. Got up to to a room and as with all others she lists the extras. With her it was 50 euro for CIM or come on her breats. She said she would let my cum run out from her mouth and on her breats. Really doesn't do anything for me, so not worth 50 euro extra. Claimed she was a PSE kind of girl that really enjoys sex. Starts giving me a quick BJ before she asks if I want to fuck her. On with a condom and start fucking her in missionary position before switching to doggie. After 3 mins of fucking she manages to start asking if I'm ready to pop soon. Really lost the mood then and there, so she got back to sucking my cock. I asked if we could do 69, so she positions herself and I start licking her pussy. Again after 2 mins she has the nerve to say she is tired of sucking my cock and tells me to wank myself until I pop. That was it for me and I just lost the erection. Shit experience and guess I should have just refused to pay.

I know felt it was time to give it a rest, so I left the place and decided to come back later in the evening. Got there around 9pm and it was obvious that there were a lot more guys and girls around. Had been given the names of a couple of girls to look for so I went in with hope of finding a great girl. The bar room was full of girls and guys this time and as earlier a few girls approached to sell themselves. I could notice a difference from earlier in the day though as there were a lot more guys around now. Almost impossible to find a free space to sit down. Spent the first two hours looking for those specific girls, but it didn't look like they were working. Got into a conversation with a fellow punter and we started to look for girls to see. So many hot girls around, but as my last experience was so shit I couldn't decide who to see.

As it was getting late I just took the first girl that looked good. I ended up with some Romanian!!! girl I don't remember what was called. She starts to tell me all the things she wants to do and that she loves to be dominant. Wants to fuck me in the ass with a dildo for 50 euro extra, but that really is my limit so I kindly refused. Then wanted to perform prostate massage for 50 euro extra and again I said no. Agreed on normal services which is OWO and sex. Fucked her in a few positions and she seemed to enjoy sex. Told me to fuck her really hard and she spiced it up with a lot of dirty talking. All in all a very good session and I left as a happy man.

I had from the start of the day planned to see four girls, so started to look for the last girl to see. Had spotted a blonde MILF, with a great ass and tits earlier so started to look for her. Spotted her as she came out of the girls locker room and asked if she was available. Her answer was yes and it turned out she is a Russian girl called Ella. It was really busy in the evening, so we had to wait a bit before there were a room available. Started with sucking on her nipples for a while before she gave me a BJ. On with a condom and she started riding me in cowgirl position. Couldn't let her do all the work, so we now switched to missionary position. Fucked her for a while until she came and it felt like she wasn't faking it. Continued fucking her for a while, but the time ran out before I could pop.
Great session with a good girl.

Artemis seems like a great place, but just not for me. It feels to me more like a pump and dump scenario and that really isn't what I'm after. I'm not really comfortable with the setting were there are so many girls walking around naked trying to sell themselves to you. I felt a bit like a pervert (not in a good way) walking around judging girl by girl trying to decide who to see. Like a meat market where the girls' bodies in the end just are a commodity. Not judging anyone, that's just how I feel personally. I know I'm a fluffy, so the kind session I experienced isn't what I'm after. At least I have tried and found it wrong for me.

[Ben4454]

Hi man good report on Artemis.

I have to agree with you on a lot of elements. So many girls approach you and are very persistent. I found myself after being approached 15+ times that I needed to get some 'me' time before heading back out to punt. When you say no to some girls they do not take it for an answer and continue to seduce you. When you're approached that many times and forced to be social it puts you in a odd head space. I just know that a newbie to punting will easily blow £350 + at this place in a few hours..

I agree the one cum policy is kind of rubbish. Although it took me a few hours to figure out the place the best practice is SCREENING.  In my opinion at Artemis the best punts to be had are with girls who approach you. Next you need to take them somewhere and have a bit of a chat with them or the 'interview'. Basically you got to screen her for her services and whether she gives a rushed service. At this time do not focus on her words but focus on her body language. If she is constantly looking away from you or gives a 'i don't give a fuck' tonality and appearance next her. The ones who are happy and bubbily usually look as if they're telling the truth.  Once you have screened her for her attitude and her services take her to a room.

Artemis is definitely a hump and dump environment. I went against my policy and approached a stunning blonde girl in Artemis who looked at me as if 'I don't want to punt him but now i have to' I said to her lets go find a room. I did not screen her at all like I did with the previous girls. It resulted in a bit of attitude and catty play in the room but it was a ok punt.

I think what would really be good in Artemis is a room where the girls cannot enter. That way those who are recovering from punts can have a sit down and talk with the guys and have a bit of a laugh before the next session.

[Mr Br1ghts1de]

Thanks for sharing your experiences John and sorry to hear it was not a better one overall for you.

AP

I've hit AP around 1pm on a working day in my 2 visits there and found ratio's much better than you found on a Friday eve. Agree that it was poor for only 1 girl to be working though. Usually there are 9-10 girls there a day on a rolling 1-2 hour shift pattern. Some may return, but it appears Tina and Maike carry this place a lot from recent reviews.

Artemis

Not easy I know, but for others going if you don't feel you are getting value from the girl early into the session, I would abort quickly, not pay her and explain to Reception.

I did this at Samya, Cologne and the Management there were excellent. I explained my reasons (in this case it was a girl trying OW when house rules are OWO and general shit attitude). I was given an apology and the girl rebuked by Management without payment.

 
   

[Jerboa]

Good report, hopefully Tina at AP was in a better mood than when Steve and myself went last.

As For Artemis, it won't be for everyones taste, I guess for a fkk first timer going to Atremis might be a bit like jumping in the deep end, I suppose I'm used to the hustle and the way the girls operate. To get the most out of the girls you have to know how to manage them, not all are sharks, but they will sometimes do the bare minimum, or try to upsell, the Bulgarian rushed you, sometimes if you're firm with them, they ease off, like when a girl does a quick bj then gets the condom, I will politely ask her to keep sucking, as she's so good, punters that don't say a word and are led like sheep are the girls favorite, guys have to be the boss.

The extras I agree aren't worth it to me, €50 for CIM, so the price is nearly double, at least in NRW it's only €25 more. Jenna's tits are cracking though lol.

The blonde milf Ella is hot, doubt she really is Russian, but gives great bj, I just didn't like her trying to short change me on time, so I haven't taken her again.

[Jerboa]

Thanks for sharing your experiences John and sorry to hear it was not a better one overall for you.

AP

I've hit AP around 1pm on a working day in my 2 visits there and found ratio's much better than you found on a Friday eve. Agree that it was poor for only 1 girl to be working though. Usually there are 9-10 girls there a day on a rolling 1-2 hour shift pattern. Some may return, but it appears Tina and Maike carry this place a lot from recent reviews.

Artemis

Not easy I know, but for others going if you don't feel you are getting value from the girl early into the session, I would abort quickly, not pay her and explain to Reception.

I did this at Samya, Cologne and the Management there were excellent. I explained my reasons (in this case it was a girl trying OW when house rules are OWO and general shit attitude). I was given an apology and the girl rebuked by Management without payment.

I'm not sure how interested the Artemis management would be to back a customer over a girl, they might say it's not there business, to be honest they know they're the only club in Berlin. Samya is different, they are a small but well run club, where management are known to stick up for customers who are short changed. Also for guys who don't like the girls approaching Samya and other NRW clubs might suite better, as there is a no approach rule in these clubs.

[Mr Br1ghts1de]

I'm not sure how interested the Artemis management would be to back a customer over a girl, they might say it's not there business, to be honest they know they're the only club in Berlin. Samya is different, they are a small but well run club, where management are known to stick up for customers who are short changed. Also for guys who don't like the girls approaching Samya and other NRW clubs might suite better, as there is a no approach rule in these clubs.

I seem to recall there being something in the 'laminated guide rules' I was shown at Reception about 'not paying if not happy' with any girl ?

Of course, that may be a lot harder in practice for the reasons you mention.

Some girls do still approach you in Samya, but it is in no way to the same extent as Artemis. A polite no or not interested is usually enough at Samya.

[john_n]

Good report, hopefully Tina at AP was in a better mood than when Steve and myself went last.

As For Artemis, it won't be for everyones taste, I guess for a fkk first timer going to Atremis might be a bit like jumping in the deep end, I suppose I'm used to the hustle and the way the girls operate. To get the most out of the girls you have to know how to manage them, not all are sharks, but they will sometimes do the bare minimum, or try to upsell, the Bulgarian rushed you, sometimes if you're firm with them, they ease off, like when a girl does a quick bj then gets the condom, I will politely ask her to keep sucking, as she's so good, punters that don't say a word and are led like sheep are the girls favorite, guys have to be the boss.

The extras I agree aren't worth it to me, €50 for CIM, so the price is nearly double, at least in NRW it's only €25 more. Jenna's tits are cracking though lol.

The blonde milf Ella is hot, doubt she really is Russian, but gives great bj, I just didn't like her trying to short change me on time, so I haven't taken her again.

Tina was in OK mood, but got a bit snappy at one point. As I touched one of her breasts, she said: 'Don't do that, I'm not a whore' Really took me by surprise, but I just let her speak out. Same thing happend later when a German guy did the same.

Funny enough Jerboa, Ella was actually one that I felt didn't try to short change me. Just shows we all have different experiences

[claretandblue]

Thanks for the review op, I enjoyed my debut at an fkk club but can understand your reservations, I think for me having a good mate in tow to have a beer and a laugh with in between shags made it a lot better

[Jerboa]

Tina was in OK mood, but got a bit snappy at one point. As I touched one of her breasts, she said: 'Don't do that, I'm not a whore' Really took me by surprise, but I just let her speak out. Same thing happend later when a German guy did the same.

Funny enough Jerboa, Ella was actually one that I felt didn't try to short change me. Just shows we all have different experiences

Yes Tina has a sharp tongue, if that was me, I might of asked her if she did it for free then.

[Wanking]

Yes Tina has a sharp tongue, if that was me, I might of asked her if she did it for free then.

Tina goes on with too much bullshite really, sexy old MILF but needs to talk way less and concentrate more on sucking cock with that great technique..

[john_n]

Yeah, Tina should start a BJ academy for other girls to learn. It was definitely one of the best I have ever experienced.

[john_n]

Yes Tina has a sharp tongue, if that was me, I might of asked her if she did it for free then.

She actually said she does it for free after the 'incident'. Probably like all of you I'm not sure how much I believe that.....

[Steve2]

Yep. Tina is very opinionated and can be quite sharp, almost rude. She certainly put me off going back to AP

She was quite dismissive of the house girls at Insomnia saying they were all prostitutes. Maybe she doesn't know that several AP girls work there too

 

[jimbobwood]

Yep. Tina is very opinionated and can be quite sharp, almost rude. She certainly put me off going back to AP

She was quite dismissive of the house girls at Insomnia saying they were all prostitutes. Maybe she doesn't know that several AP girls work there too

 

When I went to AP, I thought Tina was a complete cunt! Just ignored her and waited for her to fuck her. Marianne was the best one there. Most of the girls are lazy. Some asked me to give a massage? fuck you.

Overall it is VFM but lacking quality.