External Link/Members OnlyRight where do I start!!!
The venue is a flat above an Indian restaurant in Upminster, access from a dingy side alley and very dark and damp covered stairwell. She just unlocked the door and I headed up.
The lady herself is attractive but is 39 and not 27 as stated on her profile. Hair nicely done as if she was off to a fancy lunch and a lot of makeup.
She didn't ask what I wanted to do just said half hour b2b massage that is all I do today. Considering I am partial to a bit of b2b I accepted. Asked will you be naked? She replies yes and took £50.
Returns to the room at 5 past the hour and starts massaging with very warm oil however noted she kept her G String on. I said I thought you said naked she goes yes I don't remove knickers. I said great. I asked how come she isn't offering full service as advertised she goes don't like to do it and I think I might have my period. Great it gets worse!!!
Wasn't friendly like some and not up for much conversation.
Massaged me for like 5-6 mins turns me over and works the front and then starts giving a hand job. She did this bit rather well and the eventual eruption and clean up. She then goes that's it then. I looked at my watch and saw it was about 20 past and said no love I've got another 15 mins. She goes look at the time, I said I did. She came back after a couple of mins and massaged for another 10 mins. Got ready and was leaving when a rather nasty looking younger Thai lady (who lives at the flat) emerged from the kitchen. She says in a rude and condescending tone "you have another 3 mins still" to which I say I know but sometimes you have to cut your losses.
I left never to return. Clearly we didn't click so YMMV but one to avoid I guess.
