sandymilfxxx (FKA Misty McCaine) - Adultwork

[GlebeCap]

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Former (or still current/semi-retired?) pornstar Misty McCaine.  As you'd expect, she doesn't look like her pictures.  She's about a size 14.  Her bum is big but still looks good and her legs are still in good shape.  She wore a corset around her midriff and kept it on throughout.  Age wise, I'm guessing she's in her mid to late 40s now - I think she started in page 3 when she was 16(?) and that was about 25-30 years ago? - though she looks older.

Service was ordinary.  OWO was average - she used the old trick of keeping her hand on my cock to stop herself from taking it deeper.  Her handjob was quite good and her boobs felt amazing.  Sex was OK  in missionary and doggy, though I didn't want to do reverse O.

Personality wise, Sandy was pleasant and professional.  She likes talking about her porn career.  Never gave the impression that she was interested in giving a GFE, and the PSE routine felt like she was going through the motions.  Booked for an hour though she asked me if I was ready to get dressed after 45 minutes.  I wasn't interested in staying longer.

One point to note: the shower in her bathroom is pathetic, there's barely any water pressure.

Overall, not someone I'd see again but one to mark off to say that I've seen pornstar X.

[claretandblue]

Thanks for the review,so poor service, lying about her age and size and cutting you short on time; a clear negative I would say op

[Honestperv]

What were her tits like? Does she let you play with em much?

Considering booking her just for a titwank.

[GlebeCap]

Thanks for the review,so poor service, lying about her age and size and cutting you short on time; a clear negative I would say op

Hi.

Regarding her size, I knew roughly what I was letting myself in for.  I saw pictures of her on Real Punting several years ago which prepared me.

I'd award a negative for bad attitude and service and Sandy didn't quite reach that standard, though I'll admit that I did think about rating the review as negative.

[GlebeCap]

What were her tits like? Does she let you play with em much?

Considering booking her just for a titwank.

They're big and look great - arguably the only part of her that bears comparison to her pictures.  They also feel great and she's happy for you to play with them as much as you like.

[claretandblue]

Hi.

Regarding her size, I knew roughly what I was letting myself in for.  I saw pictures of her on Real Punting several years ago which prepared me.

I'd award a negative for bad attitude and service and Sandy didn't quite reach that standard, though I'll admit that I did think about rating the review as negative.

Fair enough, it would certainly be a bit of a box ticker seeing her but her rates are well over priced, I reckon she must have a dusty phone!

[Jerboa]

Maybe just worth seeing for half hour punt.

[claretandblue]

Maybe just worth seeing for half hour punt.

Maybe on your budget mate!I try to stick to £300  a month,  £120 on this one is way over priced, I am only prepared to go over budget for something exceptional such as chessie kay 

[Jerboa]

Maybe on your budget mate!I try to stick to £300  a month,  £120 on this one is way over priced, I am only prepared to go over budget for something exceptional such as chessie kay 

And if you're are a member of the armed forces or a fireman she gives a 25% discount. 

[claretandblue]

And if you're are a member of the armed forces or a fireman she gives a 25% discount. 

not a fireman but she could possibly get to play with my hosepipe if she gives me the discount!

[Plato]

Thanks - she's been on my HL for a while as an experience to be ticked off.  Now removed.

[The_Don]

Thanks for sharing and the review. But at those rates, I would look else.

Hi.

Regarding her size, I knew roughly what I was letting myself in for.  I saw pictures of her on Real Punting several years ago which prepared me.

I'd award a negative for bad attitude and service and Sandy didn't quite reach that standard, though I'll admit that I did think about rating the review as negative.

Its up to you on how you rate her.

But cutting time short and taking about what she done in the past (unless you prompted her). IMO, is time wasting at £3.33 per minute.

[decentguy]

thank you for the review, she is off my HL now

[Millwall1885]

Anyone in their mid-late 30s is probably earning off past glories IMO let alone mid to late forties...

[Bartolomeo]

she used to do duo for £300 with other pornstars...I doubt those sort of deals would turn up again, but have kept on her hotlist just in case

[Bring me sunshine]

Blimey she must be 50 at least now , I can remember wanking over her porn 20 years ago when I was a spotty teenager , loved her stuff with Sarah Young. , she must be way past her best now .

Just noticed Lynda Leigh has gone back to porn with Michelle Thorne , remember had a real crush on her when I discovered porn . ( unrelated to misty but just came into my head)

[The_Don]

Blimey she must be 50 at least now , I can remember wanking over her porn 20 years ago when I was a spotty teenager , loved her stuff with Sarah Young. , she must be way past her best now .

Just noticed Lynda Leigh has gone back to porn with Michelle Thorne , remember had a real crush on her when I discovered porn . ( unrelated to misty but just came into my head)

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