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I feel fucked.
It started 2 weeks ago with a sore throat and I’ve been on the cunting Lemsip for 5 days solid and I’ve had the shits as well and last week I had to have a day in London in client meetings and all the time I’m thinking am I going to shit me pants. I had to strategically plan my day around the potential inevitable visit to the toilet. I went to a toilet in a shit hole pub in Farringdon and man it all went off – it was like that scene from train spotting, but worse. And I had to leave my pants behind.
So I’m sat infront of the doctor and she is given me the once over and asking me whether I’ve been abroad and I’m inspecting her and thinking ‘not bad’ and before I know it I’m picturing the scene with her hoisting her skirt up over the desk, pulling her knickers to one side and inviting me to taste her arsehole and then whilst I’m in there she is telling me that this is probably why I’m in this state in the first place, licking out girls’ arseholes etc. and the stethoscope is swinging back and forth as I’m forcing my face into her arse crack. Fuck me. But then I’m back in the room and she is telling me to get plenty of rest and fluids and I clock the pictures of her family on the desk and she is nice and caring and I think it must be a fucker to have a job with responsibility; one you can’t leave. I’ve always thought that with doctors – if they decided to jack it all in and become decorators and SAP consultants – I wonder whether they would feel guilt. It would be like one of the X-Men knocking it all on the head to work in an HR department.
And I walk out and into the pharmacy and there are a few single mums picking up prescriptions and stocking up on condoms and there are a couple of old dears coughing all over the shop and I’m stocking up on more Lemsip and in the end I’m thinking this is the NHS at it’s best. I’ve got to fuck a hooker.
So, as I pull out of the doctors I’m already on the A38 and next thing is I’m dialling 01773 813987 and speaking to the receptionist at Directors Lodge and there is a new girl on today called Lexxi so I think yes – this should be part of the NHS’s remit for special cases. So I’m driving over to Directors Lodge and the sky is fucking gun metal grey and it’s fucking dark and miserable even though its only 1 in the afternoon and the trick is not to get fucking ill and stay away from the NHS if you can.
And I’m in the room for 30 mins and Lexxi comes in and she is tanned, fit, bolt on tits, dark hair, probably 30 and a good looking girl and immediately she is doing that thing where they get on all fours and push their arse up in the air like a cat and I like this immensely and she is showing off her body and she has already been briefed by the receptionist that this is the guy who’s a pervert and poppers cunt and she is well into this and tells me that she isn’t vanilla and I like that approach. And she is on all fours asking me to eat her arse out and she is making an extra effort to expose her arse and pussy from behind – pulling her arse open for me and fingering her pussy and she is asking me to fill her arse up with my tongue and I’m thinking about my doctor on her desk with her legs wide open, pulling her knickers open, dribbling spit into her pants and cunt and the thought of this is giving me extra momentum as I force my tongue up Lexxi’s shitter.
I then ask her to flip over and I’m at her pussy again this time whilst she is on her back with her legs pulled right up in the air and she is giving it some of the old dirty talk, but it sounds good and she is telling me what a slag my missus is and how she would like to see her service a few punters and I think about that pair of knickers of hers I left at Chelsea Hart’s the other week and that makes me smile to myself. And then I am on my back and she is spitting on my cock, getting nice and wet and then down on it with her mouth giving it massive sucks and licks and biting it and then Lexxi is sucking on my balls and I’m thinking that I’m glad I shaved my sac this morning – nice and neat for her and I think she is appreciating this as she gags and nearly starts to vomit as I’m prodding the back of her throat as well by this stage, but she is taking it like a trooper. And then she is squatting over my face and after a few seconds starts a nice stream of piss, which I am taking in my mouth and what I can’t swallow is dribbling over and down my chin and I am thinking she has a good aim and I wonder how long she can keep this up and I think there is a good pint there and I’m covered in it. And I take a large sniff of poppers to keep me on pervert form.
And then she has me on all fours and she is teasing my cock and scraping her fingernails up and down from my arsehole to the end of my cock – and this feels pretty awesome. And at the same time she has my balls tight in her other hand and the combination is too much for me and I am spurting a week’s worth over that little sheet and paper they always put down on the bed and she is gathering that up and I think she is impressed with the volume of spunk and the force of it all. And I’m quite pleased with the results as a well.
Once satiated, I am driving home and I remember that I still feel like shit and I start thinking about the doctor again and whether she likes her job and whether she is torn between her duty as a doctor and her desire to do something else with her life. The closest I’ve come to having to do a job I really didn’t like but couldn’t leave was having to do jury duty. There was no getting out of it. Having to sit for weeks in court judging a stranger. The most annoying thing was that you weren’t aloud to eat or drink when doing jury duty. I don’t know why as I watch Midsomer Murders while eating a Crunchie and having a brew, and it doesn’t effect me working out who did the murder. If anything, eating helps you to think – and I drive home with that disturbing thought fresh on my mind.
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