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This is my first review as have been lurking a wee while. Had not punted in over 10 years after getting thrush from some ropey bird in Club Royale back in the day put me off big time but not had my hole for so long I decided to go on AW to arrange a meet. Had a few better punts recently but don't want to be dismissed as a "fluffy" or whatever since I've got very little bad to say about them (and they've all been reviewed here). This was actually my first one of them all. Not sure if its ok to post since it was a few months back.
Woke up & had the hangover horn big time so decided that I was going to treat myself that day. I've got a pretty crap mobile contract so decided to write down 4 different numbers instead of relying on phone for info. Left the hoose & started phoning them. BBQ was #4, not because she was the least attractive, quite the opposite in fact, I was actually quite intimidated by how appealing her main profile pic was. As it turned out, she was the only one who answered. Comms were great & a very short notice appointment was arranged. I asked her to wear what she had in her profile pic (stockings & a red silky tight top). Her English is good & I found her accent quite sexy.
This was from a few months back when she was in a city centre location near St. Enochs. Quite easy to find & discreet enough considering it was in the toon. Apartment basic but spotless, more than good enough.
Greeted at door by Polish lassie about two stone heavier than her pics (par for the course I find) but she was pretty, busty, friendly & wore what I asked of her so my knob was happy enough & I was actually quite happy that she might be a bit relieved that I obviously didn't mind. This is me though, others may not be as forgiving. She's not the tallest lassie but still carries it well.
Asked me what I wanted which was a GFE. Unleashed her boobs which were an absolute joy to behold & play with. Obviously her main selling point & rightly so. If you have no issue with her weight gain then she's one for your hotlist if you like big tits. I had a tough time getting those nips to stay hard though. The first boobs I had in quite some time & what a treat.
Kissing? Of course, she said but no tongues & her lips were sealed tight. Put me off a bit but not as much as the fact she couldn't stand to look at me. It was like she was closing her eyes imagining she was somewhere else. I'm no oil painting but ffs, made me feel quite the ugly bastard.
I requested oral covered after my aforementioned experience so don't know if she gives OWO. Probably does. I've got to say it wasn't great like covered oral usually isn't but that one was my own shitebaggery so she was blameless there. I did get some satisfaction by asking for a 69 though. Her pussy was nice & odorless & I enjoyed tasting it while holding on to her big arse. She's not the one for fake moaning so I was quite chuffed when she took a break from sucking to let out a few moans as I set about her wet pussy with my tongue like a tramp eating chips. I had already read on her profile that she has a no finger rule so that took a bit away from it but she does seem to be quite sensitive down there which is a plus in itself.
She was either unwilling or unable to get her legs in the air during sex. I do like at least one ankle on the shoulders but they kind of fell & flopped to the side. I appreciate it might have been awkward for her but I pumped big Charlotte a week later who is heavier & taller & she managed it no bother so I tend to opt for unwilling. Could be wrong, I often am.
Lots of boob play & sucking. Honestly those tits were magnificent. Got a diddy ride too but only lasted a minute before my knob was covered again for sex.
Finished with doggy. Didn't last long with that big pumpable arse & time was nearly up anyway.
Positives:
- Good location
- Tits, pussy & arse are all wonderful. Pretty too & her hygiene is spot on.
- Nice lassie
- Clothing request respected
- Knows how long you have left but will give you full unrushed hour
Negatives:
- Mechanical. Got the impression she didn't like what she does.
- Kissing a waste of time although FK advertised
- Seemed tired and/or a bit lazy
- Pics on AW were about 2 stone ago. Did notice she uploaded some recent less flattering pics that didn't last long. Made her look dumpy, but she's nice in the flesh.
Feel a bit guilty not giving her a positive but really the reason I'm not is that I felt like a bit of a scumbag walking out of there which was the problem really. I haven't felt like that after subsequent punts with more enthusiastic escorts. It honestly wouldn't surprise me if on another day she would be a great punt (or with someone other than me at least). Just no chemistry there between us & the chatting was awkward too although as I said she is friendly. If she lost the weight she would be a wee knockout (as older pics prove), not that I had any issues with her appearance anyway.
She gets about this lassie but seems to land back in Glasgow at least once a month. Judge for yourself if you think she's worth it. I might actually give her another try one day so it's not like I had a bad time. I would recommend her to more experienced punters but not first timers. It should be noted that I was a bit hungover & nervous when reading the above.
