Author Topic: Kinky Couple - Glasgow  (Read 5999 times)


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Offline whoreasarous

So now for something different. Warning: this review contains nuts!!! Link to this Profile Page using External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

This meeting occurred last night so best to get it in while it is still fresh.

Meeting a bi-couple is something I have desired to do for sometime now. Unfortunately, there is not a lot of choice either in Glasgow or Central Scotland. Most profiles don't seem legitimate or they have the same people leaving feedback. Lady Red offers this service but her and her man are quite hard to tie down, often working hours that are no good for me. So my eye wandered to this relatively new profile.

Had some reservations about this profile. The girl is pretty hot but they had a picture up of them both and there was a hint of chaviness. I find chavy or ned girls a bit of a turn on, but, if the man is a chav then that's a different ball game. I digress. Anyway, noticed they had some feedback and they guy who left it had decent feedback himself, including the said Lady Red. Let's do it!!!

I emailed them before I went to work to sound them out. They seemed pretty genuine over the emails. Told them what I wanted. They came up with a price. Said it was too much for me so we agreed on £50 for 15 mins. This was to include mutual oral and licking. Me watching them fuck but I was not allowed to fuck. Fair enough. Organised to see them after work.
 
As I finished work early I contacted them to see if we could meet early. All good. Was given the address, but no mobile number. Made my way over to a not-to-bad council estate round about Ballieston. Saw activity at the window and a blonde flash that must of been Honey. Heart was pounding at this point.

The street itself was old style back and front door council houses. The front garden had children's' toys littered about. Chapped the door and was greeted by Jack. Nice young guy, in his mid-20s maybe? Led me upstairs and to the bedroom where Honey was lying on the bed wearing only a t-shirt and a pair of cotton panties.

Straight away you could tell they were very nervous. As was I. We spoke for a bit, I was offered a cigarette to help calm the nerves. Honey seemed more relaxed out the two. We spoke of swinging sites and how in the end they were pretty shit, populated with time wasters. I'll not describe Jack as I imagine nobody gives two squirts of piss but Honey is pretty, size 8, perky b-c cup tits, and a nice little bum. She has no tattoos from what I could see. Few stretch marks from having two kids.

When we spoke about what we were going to do, it was agreed I would go down on Honey and they would both suck me off (gay right?) and they would have sex. But, to my surprise, Jack said one of the reasons they done this is he loves watching her get fucked by other men. To that end, sex was back on the menu for no extra charge.

Note of caution: they have two kids who were asleep in the next bedroom when this was happening. Many may see this as cause to leave. However, am not one of them. A mans got to eat.

I started by going down on Honey. Lovely bald and sweet pussy. Ate it for a while. She likes a good moan and a groan, as she writhes about the bed. Then got her to sit on my face and straddle me. She got right into it, grinding herself right into me as she gave me owo. At this point Jack came over and we played whose mouth is it. Both owo, taking turns. One was definitely better than the other. A man knows what a man wants!!!

I then switched to doing Honey doggy style. Jack was told to sit in the corner and watch. They two of them kept looking at one another, lower lip quivering. Fuckers should have been paying me.

I then told Jack to come over and fuck her while I came on his GF's face. He got a bit of stage fright so he went down on her. She told me to come on her face, and as I did she opened up her pretty little mouth, taking a fair splosh of it in her gub. Jack followed suit.

Was not offered a shower but was given wipes to help clean myself up. Got dressed, said thanks off I went into the night.

All that fucking and owo sucking for 50 fucking pound. And it was closer to 25 mins then 15 mins. Nice young couple. If this is your thing get in their quick as you don't know how long genuine people like this hang about.

Only hang up is the house could have been a bit tidier. Children next door is not great but they've got to do what they've got to do. If someone is looking for them to take charge then maybe not the best for that. But, they are young and still learning the ropes.

Overall, I loved my time with them. 
 

bigbell

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not my thing, but she could be good on her own,
her profile says favourite food and drink as macdonalds and vody,
i also like  "scheme burds" :hi:

good review

Offline MrFox

Not my thing and the kids next door is a no for me. Good review all the same.

Although it seems obvious they probably were, were they both chavs?

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I can't be bothered reading all that crap but look at those stretch marks.
I feel sick.

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Offline Courtney

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Note of caution: they have two kids who were asleep in the next bedroom when this was happening. Many may see this as cause to leave. However, am not one of them. A mans got to eat.

Sick. That is so "wrong" on so many levels........what if those kids woke up and wandered into the room...............  :dash:
...........poor little souls having idiots for parents. Lowest of the low.

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Good review.
Not my thing either. But good review.

I wouldn't be happy with the kids scenario.
Even if it was a 1 on 1 meet.

James999

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It appears Kinkycouple have joined just to complain about this thread  :unknown:

Offline David1970

I wonder if someone from the cops or child protection, will read this thread. Mummy and daddy fucking strangers in the room next door for money, expect the social service and cops. Hate to be the punter caught in that raid. I done some shit things in my life but never would I fuck a hooker when the kids were in the house.

Offline cueball

Bloody hell, they're on the rant are this pair, another complaint gone in

They got a pos review too, gawd knows what they'd be like if they got a red one

kinkycouple

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I just seen your "review" and not exactly happy with what you've written let me correct you on some things!!!!
Chavvy no we are not chavs just because you see a photo of us wearing our comfy clothes, hair tied up ect does NOT mean we are chavs!
you were not given the phone number as I don't give out my number theres no reason why we can't just arrange things through mail we are not the only escorts that do that!
I don't live in a typical council estate I live on a quiet street. There is no toys littered around my garden there is a swing for my kids and a pushchair nothing else!
And I'm a size 6 thanks!
There is no reason to speak about my stretch marks? My profile clearly states that I do have some stretch marks on my tummy and photos aswell to prove would you rather i photoshopped my photos then clients turn up expecting a girl with no marks ?

When you mailed us you clearly stated you wanted Bi fun you wanted jack to suck you off and you wanted a little suck too as the mails state!

My two children were NOT in the house my 1 year old was sleeping in her cot which she can't get out also the only reason I agreed to the meet is because it was 15mins I NEVER work when my kids are in the house!
And yes of course we were both looking at each other would you rather him look at you (gay right?)

You were not offered a shower because as your review states the 15mins turned into 25mins at no extra charge what more do you want pal?

You seen my bedroom and stairway how can you know that my house is untidy yes there may have been some shoes so you can't say my house is untidy.

Maybe I should do a review on you next?

Because of this review as most of it lies I will not be taking anyone with no feedback on the site!

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kinkycouple

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It appears Kinkycouple have joined just to complain about this thread  :unknown:
we joined to correct a false review

Offline David1970

Cueball were are they writing these complaints about this thread, am I missing something.

Offline David1970

There rant just popped up after I posted my last question.

Offline cueball


My two children were NOT in the house my 1 year old was sleeping in her cot which she can't get out also the only reason I agreed to the meet is because it was 15mins I NEVER work when my kids are in the house!


Read that back to yourselves, it makes no sense. Where was the cot? In the garage?

Cueball were are they writing these complaints about this thread, am I missing something.

It's open moderation on here pal, established members can see post reports, you will eventually, they won't, clocks ticking for this pair

kinkycouple

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its not a rant just stating the facts

kinkycouple

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If I knew this was going to happen I would never have took the booking I didn't think it would have been a problem my little girl was fast asleep there was two of us there if she had woken up but was only a 15min booking so didn't think it would be a problem. Why are you trying to make our life hell!

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And I'm a size 6 thanks!

But your profile clearly stated size 10?

Well it did till you took it off line, why would you do that?

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Because of this review as most of it lies I will not be taking anyone with no feedback on the site!
How the fuck will you know out of interest ?  Can you ind risk

Also what is your 1 year old if its not a child ? 

kinkycouple

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But your profile clearly stated size 10?

Well it did till you took it off line, why would you do that?

no theres 2 people in the descriptions.

and yes we intent to take it offline as this review is false and making us look like bad parents i guess your not ment to have sex if you have kids what the fuck really?

Offline cueball


My two children were NOT in the house


my little girl was fast asleep

Clear as mud for me, well done in clarifying.


kinkycouple

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Clear as mud for me, well done in clarifying.

well excuse me for making a mistake I meant to say that only one of my children were there and she cant get out a cot

Offline J_H

'Overall, I loved my time with them' - what's the beef?

As I said on the Kendra thread either you have the psychological wherewithal needed to be a prossie OR a punter - if you don't, walk away.

kinkycouple

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'Overall, I loved my time with them' - what's the beef?

As I said on the Kendra thread either you have the psychological wherewithal needed to be a prossie OR a punter - if you don't, walk away.
i understand we just dont like this review because its inaccurate.

Offline NIK

i understand we just dont like this review because its inaccurate.

Well you have exercised your right of reply. To offer you a little advice based on my vast experience of UKP I would just leave it at that.

Offline J_H

You said ‘most of it lies’. There were no deliberate lies, on the contrary, it was more than just well-balanced. The review was sprinkled with ‘pretty hot’, ‘genuine’, ‘heart was pounding’, ‘Honey is pretty’, ‘genuine people’

Some of it was eye-of-the-beholder (‘chavviness’) but most of your denials, you dissembled: ‘no toys in the garden’, well, a swing and a pushchair; ‘no children in the house’, well a 1 year old in a cot; ‘not untidy’, well, a couple of pairs of shoes lying about etc. .

As the profile is now down, that is probably the wisest decision, as this is clearly not for you. Fuck knows how you would react to a neutral or negative!

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no theres 2 people in the descriptions.

and yes we intent to take it offline as this review is false and making us look like bad parents i guess your not ment to have sex if you have kids what the fuck really?

I guess that would be for social services to decide in this instant

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Well you have exercised your right of reply. To offer you a little advice based on my vast experience of UKP I would just leave it at that.

Excellent advice. :thumbsup:

Offline whoreasarous

Well this escalated quickly.

A lot of things I said that you took as negatives were merely objective observations. I never said you lived in a pig sty. Compared to some of the penthouse apartments some escorts use it was a bit messy. I only mentioned you never offered me a shower as a lot of punters need one if they have a wife, gf or kids to go back to. The stretch marks weren't an issue. Most human beings do have stretch marks. Unfortunately, a few punters on this site need to humiliate the girls who put themselves out there for us so they can get through their shite beak lives. 

I said I thought you might have been chavvy. I never said you were actual neds. In fact, you were a really nice pair of human beings.

I said I had fun. I highly recommended you. Hence the fucking positive review.

It's not my fault some dickheads on here start banging on about the police and children protective services. Nobody on this site has the right to take the moral high ground. We are men who pay women for sex. Behind our families back. We are pretty low as it is. So it wreaks of utter delusion when people start harping on about ethics. Get a fucking grip.

Am sorry I posted this review. Maybe all you screeching dullards will be more satisfied when we live in a city solely populated by gypsy whores and overpriced over the hill porn stars. Maybe then you might have to resort to fucking that wife or girlfriend you so hate and resent...

But Honey, I don't think this game is for you. Sorry to see you go

Offline J_H


'A lot of things I said that you took as negatives were merely objective observations.'

My point entirely.
 

'I don't think this game is for you.'

My conclusion too.

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If the children are asleep in another room what's the problem? They are only having sex not taking drugs or doing anything that can bring harm to the child. If it wakes up one of them can go deal with it. Is it much different inviting a punter to your home than a tradesman you have never met etc?
I've been in a few flats in the past where there has been kids toys, jackets or shoes in the entrance some people work out of their own homes and have families they are trying to feed.
I sent them an email on aw about a possible booking because there were parts of the review that sounded good ( not the bi bit I'm straight lol ) now their profiles gone I will have to look for another couple.  :dash:

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I sent them an email on aw about a possible booking because there were parts of the review that sounded good ( not the bi bit I'm straight lol ) now their profiles gone I will have to look for another couple.  :dash:
Why don't u message them on here if ur still interested!

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If you truly thought it was ok to be paid for sex with children in the house then you would not have come on here trying to get the review deleted and then denying it whilst admitting it
You don't want it known in public because you know it is not alright. Yes your kids were safe but it's the emotional trauma they suffer knowing their parent is a prostitute. That's why social services step in if found out. They don't care if you sell sex but the do care of children under 16 are in the property at the time.
I suggest if you do carry on doing this you use some of the money to either pay for a baby sitter to take them out of the home or rent a hotel room.  In this industry there are plenty of people who will happily report you if they can. Just as if neighbours find out they would too. A baby sitter would be the better option. Someone who will look after the kids at theirs as its not worth the risk of having your kids taken away for £50

Offline S.X. MacHine

As ever, a positive and intelligent contribution from Dani, containing sound advice. She's a brave girl to log onto this site, but seems to have (deservedly) earned a degree of respect here.
I'm surprised to find her contribution in the Scotland section as I thought she was in Englandshire somewhere.

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email on aw about a possible booking because there were parts of the review that sounded good ( not the bi bit I'm straight lol ) now their profiles gone I will have to look for another couple.  :dash:

Hang about, odds on they'll be back on there within a fortnight  :)

Offline J_H

As ever, a positive and intelligent contribution from Dani, containing sound advice. She's a brave girl to log onto this site, but seems to have (deservedly) earned a degree of respect here.
I'm surprised to find her contribution in the Scotland section as I thought she was in Englandshire somewhere.

+1.

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Jesus H, that all went down hill quick. Went onto AW to book and they are gone.  :lol:


Rangerslad come on admit it, it wasnt pointing them to the review that got them upset was it? It was your request for one to wear a Walter Smith mask and the other an Ally McCoist mask  :P Just kiddin bud!

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If the children are asleep in another room what's the problem? They are only having sex not taking drugs or doing anything that can bring harm to the child. If it wakes up one of them can go deal with it. Is it much different inviting a punter to your home than a tradesman you have never met etc?
I've been in a few flats in the past where there has been kids toys, jackets or shoes in the entrance some people work out of their own homes and have families they are trying to feed.
I sent them an email on aw about a possible booking because there were parts of the review that sounded good ( not the bi bit I'm straight lol ) now their profiles gone I will have to look for another couple.  :dash:

I think you should change you're username to celticlad or even Heartslad. What you have said is wrong on so many levels mate

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What you have said is wrong on so many levels mate

+1

Is it much different inviting a punter to your home than a tradesman you have never met etc?

Yip......the tradesman (well normally) is not there for sex!  :crazy: :wacko: :dash:

Offline Taggart

Well, that's livened up an otherwise dull Sunday.
Clearly the couple aren't cut out for MMF meets.

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How will a 1 year old know it's mother is a prozzie?   :lol:
When u go punting how do you know who are in the other rooms? Unless you get a guided tour you don't. Have you never met a burd maybe on a night out that has a child and been invited up to hers one night when the kids asleep? I have on more than one occassion and I certainly never put me off.
The problem the couple have is they were to honest with their punter and had they not said he would be none the wiser.