Getting past hotel reception

[DoberManic]

Guys; could I please call upon your collective experience?

I have a number of stunners on my Hot List that solely appear to work out of hotels and being a total punting noob,
I'm feeling a bit uncomfortable with this, as having read some of your reviews, it seems that you often have issues
getting past hotel reception.

What's the best plan of attack in this situation?

Do you need to agreed a cover story with the WG, just in case you get challenged by reception staff or security?

Any advice / comments would be appreciated 

[DickDiver]

Normally the girls book somewhere that is a pretty safe bet that you won't get any bother.  As a back up I just wander in as if Im supposed to be there pretending to be engrossed in a telephone conversation.  Never, ever been challenged!

[Jerboa]

Just try to act like Jason Bourne, don't act like a dick, or nervous, they will smell your fear, if the hotel is busy you won't be noticed, if you're challenged just say you are meeting a friend.

[vw]

No need to deal with hotel reception, every hooker I have ever visited gives you clear instructions on where to walk to usually a stair way or lift.  No need to even acknowledge them.  Many hotel guests have family visits and other visitors so they generally don't bat an eyelid.

If I have a domino's girl usually meet outside and walk in with them !

[stevedave]

Quite a few of the girls I have seen recently work from hotels.

Just be confident. Make sure you know the room number and ideally (though this isn't essential as you can work it out) the floor. Walk in, like you know where you are going...head to the lifts and head upstairs.

Cleaners have posed more problems for me at hotel punts than reception staff, but that's probably due to punting earlier in the day.

[webpunter]

Place right foot in front of left.  Then left in front of right.  Keep repeating until you get to the room in question 

[smiths]

Guys; could I please call upon your collective experience?

I have a number of stunners on my Hot List that solely appear to work out of hotels and being a total punting noob,
I'm feeling a bit uncomfortable with this, as having read some of your reviews, it seems that you often have issues
getting past hotel reception.

What's the best plan of attack in this situation?

Do you need to agreed a cover story with the WG, just in case you get challenged by reception staff or security?

Any advice / comments would be appreciated 

Good advice given already but if you punt in medium to large hotels you would be unlucky to have any bother at all. Ensure you have clear directions off the WG and you wont need to speak to reception. In small hotels there can be really nosey parkers.

[TeaAndCrumpets]

It's all about acting confident on the outside, even if you're not on the inside!

Walk in there like you've got your own room and nobody will even question it.

[SophieScott]

It's all about acting confident on the outside, even if you're not on the inside!

Walk in there like you've got your own room and nobody will even question it.

Exactly this.

Look confident and like you know where you're going.  WGs compare notes on which hotels are workable and which aren't, so the chances are the ladies in question have chosen those hotels because they know it's easy for clients to blend in and walk past reception.

[Ben4454]

Just be normal. Don't smile at reception. Have your coming home from work face on and all will be fine. 

[doc14]

Getting clear directions is the key, ie walk in turn left up the stairs, as everyone says walk with confidence, pretend to be on the phone (awkward when it rings though)

[Anadin]

For me the number one rule is to check that it's a busy hotel. I did visit a girl late night in a serviced apartment and had to be let in by the doorman, thankfully he didn't ask what I was doing there or why I left 20 mins later lol.
I'd avoid really small hotels where someone will notice you but anything big in a city centre with people coming and going will mean I'm anonymous and have nothing to be nervous about.

[vw]

If concerned you could carry an empty pizza box in with you, make sure you leave it or looks suspect leaving with the box.

[Ben4454]

I agree with the Jason Bourne comment though. My last punt involved the girl giving me these instructions...

Text 1: Walk into main door give receptionist a smile and walk up stairs (normally!)

Text 2: Walk past and watch out for squeeky floorboard outside apartment 231

Text 3: Knock four times and wait. Do not say hello as I open door just walk in

Had a right laugh with her about her giving me the James Bond treatment. Next time i'll come in with a ear piece and a extra pistol in my boxers

[dboy74]

It's all about acting confident on the outside, even if you're not on the inside!

Walk in there like you've got your own room and nobody will even question it.

+1

[NelsonH]

There are two kinds of hotel.

Those that object to WG's and by and large the girls know these and avoid.
Those that don't care but they do know whats's going on.

We had a very popular girl around here who got a discount and always the same room.
They gave here this room because the heating made noise at night and they got complaints.
She did not use it at night and got a deal.

If the hotel knows, everyone working there will know.
I found a gang of cleaners watching me as I approached this room.
I gave 'em an appropriate gesture and they all laughed.

[Jerboa]

I agree with the Jason Bourne comment though. My last punt involved the girl giving me these instructions...

Text 1: Walk into main door give receptionist a smile and walk up stairs (normally!)

Text 2: Walk past and watch out for squeeky floorboard outside apartment 231

Text 3: Knock four times and wait. Do not say hello as I open door just walk in

Had a right laugh with her about her giving me the James Bond treatment. Next time i'll come in with a ear piece and a extra pistol in my boxers

And she said is that a walther ppk in your pants, or are you just pleased to see me. 

[Clarkson]

If it's local and used a lot by WGs what about staff seeing same guy a few times or being seen on cctv. I know one of the Premier inns had that going on and started noting suspected punters caught on their cameras.

[Jerboa]

If it's local and used a lot by WGs what about staff seeing same guy a few times or being seen on cctv. I know one of the Premier inns had that going on and started noting suspected punters caught on their cameras.

And what would they do with said footage? Punting isn't yet a crime in this country?

[DoberManic]

Thanks for all the helpful responses guys 

It seems like it's another case of the 7 P's;

Proper Prior Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance!   

Now where did I put those blue pills...... 

[easyp123]

Dont stand outside the main entrance waiting for the text/call with room number info! Also,  if romainian theres a chance her pimp will be sat in the lobby scoping things out and playing on his phone, which can be a bit odd.

But like most have said, just look like you belong and have a room.

[Rod trotter]

be careful with the holiday inn lifts, you need a room card to access it when you are inside the lift or you will go nowhere and will then have to find the stairs ok 

[Jerboa]

The first time I met Elicia Solis, she was at a hotel in Heathrow, that had key acces lifts, she met me discreetly down by the lifts, we acted normally, like we met before.

[Anadin]

The first time I met Elicia Solis, she was at a hotel in Heathrow, that had key acces lifts, she met me discreetly down by the lifts, we acted normally, like we met before.

God that reminds me. A Kensington hotel I had visited previously relatively recently converted over to key card lifts and I didn't know this so I got stuck in the lift had to go back down to the lobby & call the escort, who was probably in a state of undress at the time, to come down and collect me. Thankfully there were tons of people waiting there so I wasn't sitting alone.

[smiths]

Yes bear in mind key cards, they can be a pain in the arse, an example of where so called progression is a hindrance to me, a key is just fine with me. Again its all about talking to the WG and her directing you.

[mslstoy]

In civvy life remember a lass who was a receptionist at a hotel and I think from her exploits her only complaint would be that you were paying someone else when you could have her for nothing (it was a boys weekend and she was up for all 14 of us...)

[NelsonH]

You might ask for a booking that starts at "ten-past" rather than on the hour or half-hour.

[Clarkson]

And what would they do with said footage? Punting isn't yet a crime in this country?

Youtube?   

I know it's not legal worrying I'm not bothered about that if its a local hotel to where you live if your recognised word can get around and be damaging. It would take only one on the staff to know or think they know you and then mention it to another staff and next thing a reputation.  That happened to people before and will again.  IBIS in preston front door is right in front of reception.

[cueball]

Never had any bother in hotels.

I Just walk in like I'm a guest and head straight for the lifts or the stairs.

As said above, the trick is to get all the details before you walk in, what floor and what room number.

Don't need to look at reception, other guests or cleaners.

Don't look shifty.

If I ever got asked (which in all my years has not happened yet), I'd say I were visiting a friend, which is true, for the next hour she's going to be my best friend.

[Clarkson]

That's how I handle it cueball but I'm just saying the staff know what goes on and most know which guests are doing it and would be easy to end up a known face.   

Got to be carefull especially when leaving with a red face looking a bit warmer.   

[Sir Lance-a-lot]

Just try to act like Jason Bourne,

In which movie?

Parachute onto the roof and go down the stairwell, go in through reception and attack everyone you meet, or blow a hole in a wall?  Please clarify.

[cueball]

In which movie?

Parachute onto the roof and go down the stairwell, go in through reception and attack everyone you meet, or blow a hole in a wall?  Please clarify.

None, jump across from the window at the opposite side of the street, that way, you get past reception without being noticed but the cleaners get the right hump with mess you make if the window is shut

[rg41]

That was Johnny English film staring Rowan Atkinson.

[theGOAT]

Place right foot in front of left.  Then left in front of right.  Keep repeating until you get to the room in question 

I met a girl once in an hotel with a keycard lift.  She told me to wait at the bottom of the lift and she would come down in it and take me up.  Only problem was that some old lady appeared just as the door opened and stepped in with me! 

It was a ride up about 8 floors.  She was a pretty petite blond (the WG).  I tried not to stare - every time we glanced at eachother one of us sniggered.  Pretty sure the old lady twigged.

Cheers! 

[mslstoy]

Saw a girl in a hotel that needed a key card to operate the lift, nobody around in the entrance so once I was in the lift she called it to her floor, seemed to work and a very enjoyable 2 hours ensued 

[rogercock00]

I hate hotels and usually avoid WGs who work from them for that reason. It is not just reception who you have to fool, it is the maid on the floors doing room service and heaven forbid you bump into someone you know who then asks why are you at the Hilton etc   

My last punt at a hotel saw me proceed left to the lifts with reception on the right, empty reception desk clocked by two members of staff. Great. Went in lift up to floor 6 to be greeted by a maid cleaning rooms (english blonde lass) who said hi and asked if i was lost for some unknown reason As she was directly outside the WGs room, I returned to the lift and waited for a bit until she moved further down the corridor. I knocked on the room door eventually to see the maid staring at me while I waited. Cue ten minutes later and the maid bursts in the room saying she forgot to,put out towells - she was greeted by me being blown by said WG but at this point I thought fuck it and just winked at her while my cock was getting gobbled as if to say, come and join in. She came in the room purposefully owing to what she had seen earlier. As I left, on the hour of course, reception were waiting for me as I departed the lift with a nice glare......... 

Hate hotels 

[Mr Kent (Not AW)]

My last Hotel punt the receptionist recognised me..................friend of my wife.

[Ben4454]

And she said is that a walther ppk in your pants, or are you just pleased to see me. 

I tell them no sense going in half cocked 

[Sparta Prada]

I love seeing girls in hotels. Usually have no issues with car parking so that's better than seeing girls from houses/flats. As others have said, girls are usually very good at picking places which are easy for their customers to see them (ie, getting to the lifts/rooms without going past reception, or involves security key cards).

The main thing is not to stick out like a sore thumb, so dress soberly, stride through the lobby confidently and don't cause a disturbance.

[LastManCumings]

I punted with a WG who came down to the parking lot in the basement and then took 3 flight of stairs up to her room as it was one of those hotels where you needed to touch in everytime you took the elevator or stairs. Acted as if i knew her and quick chat all the way meant no one suspected a thing.

Also punts in Central London or Heathrow airport hotels , I find that if you are in a business suit or even business casuals everyone thinks you're there for work/business meeting. I have asked cleaners directions to a room adjacent and have gotten helpful responses on every occasion.

[Punting Valley]

I hate hotels and usually avoid WGs who work from them for that reason. It is not just reception who you have to fool, it is the maid on the floors doing room service and heaven forbid you bump into someone you know who then asks why are you at the Hilton etc   

My last punt at a hotel saw me proceed left to the lifts with reception on the right, empty reception desk clocked by two members of staff. Great. Went in lift up to floor 6 to be greeted by a maid cleaning rooms (english blonde lass) who said hi and asked if i was lost for some unknown reason As she was directly outside the WGs room, I returned to the lift and waited for a bit until she moved further down the corridor. I knocked on the room door eventually to see the maid staring at me while I waited. Cue ten minutes later and the maid bursts in the room saying she forgot to,put out towells - she was greeted by me being blown by said WG but at this point I thought fuck it and just winked at her while my cock was getting gobbled as if to say, come and join in. She came in the room purposefully owing to what she had seen earlier. As I left, on the hour of course, reception were waiting for me as I departed the lift with a nice glare......... 

Hate hotels 

I dislike going to hotels for incall for the very same reason (the reception and the maids), though i have yet to encounter your kind of situation. I would have been so embarrassed and ran off.

[vw]

I hate hotels and usually avoid WGs who work from them for that reason. It is not just reception who you have to fool, it is the maid on the floors doing room service and heaven forbid you bump into someone you know who then asks why are you at the Hilton etc   

My last punt at a hotel saw me proceed left to the lifts with reception on the right, empty reception desk clocked by two members of staff. Great. Went in lift up to floor 6 to be greeted by a maid cleaning rooms (english blonde lass) who said hi and asked if i was lost for some unknown reason As she was directly outside the WGs room, I returned to the lift and waited for a bit until she moved further down the corridor. I knocked on the room door eventually to see the maid staring at me while I waited. Cue ten minutes later and the maid bursts in the room saying she forgot to,put out towells - she was greeted by me being blown by said WG but at this point I thought fuck it and just winked at her while my cock was getting gobbled as if to say, come and join in. She came in the room purposefully owing to what she had seen earlier. As I left, on the hour of course, reception were waiting for me as I departed the lift with a nice glare......... 

Hate hotels 

Blame the WG there is do not disturb signs for a reason, and acting shifty by walking away and then coming back still being spotted your asking for nonsense.  Why abort the mission in he first place?

[Blackpool Rock]

Getting clear directions is the key, ie walk in turn left up the stairs, as everyone says walk with confidence, pretend to be on the phone (awkward when it rings though)

Yeah i've had shit directions before and ended up walking towards the kitchens only to be called back by reception, had to make a joke about losing my head if it wasn't screwed on before asking where the lift was and getting a funny look.

I also look at the hotel website and on google maps to suss it out and make sure you are dressed appropriately, don't want to stick out entering the Hilton dressed in trackie bottoms and trainers

[george r]

if you don't know where the lifts are ask the girl first before you go in..
and walk in looking at your mobile phone if it looks quiet does not look out of place either.

[Thepacifist]

Guys; could I please call upon your collective experience?

I have a number of stunners on my Hot List that solely appear to work out of hotels and being a total punting noob,
I'm feeling a bit uncomfortable with this, as having read some of your reviews, it seems that you often have issues
getting past hotel reception.

What's the best plan of attack in this situation?

Do you need to agreed a cover story with the WG, just in case you get challenged by reception staff or security?

Any advice / comments would be appreciated 

I've never had a problem. Get the room number before you go in to the hotel. Walk straight to the lift. If there is a maid outside the door (very unlikely) then you can text her. Otherwise there should be no issues. Perhaps think of having an out-call to a hotel so the girl will come to you.

Just thought of this: Imagine it the other way around. You're hotel staff. You think you see a punter. Are you really going to risk your job accusing someone of something with no evidence? You don't want conflict, you want the day to go by and go home. Perhaps a punter knows a punter.. 

[Sir Lance-a-lot]

Blame the WG there is do not disturb signs for a reason

Good point, oddy I don't recall ever seeing a hotel WG using a Do Not Disturb sign.  I wonder why not?

That hasn't happened to me yet, but there have been several hotel punts where the cleaners have been clattering about in the corridor and the WG has been getting jittery, and I've asked her to carry on regardless if we get disturbed.  Only a matter of time, I suppose.

[vw]

Good point, oddy I don't recall ever seeing a hotel WG using a Do Not Disturb sign.  I wonder why not?

That hasn't happened to me yet, but there have been several hotel punts where the cleaners have been clattering about in the corridor and the WG has been getting jittery, and I've asked her to carry on regardless if we get disturbed.  Only a matter of time, I suppose.

That's odd all the ones i have been to lately have put the sign up while jumping me on the way in !  Suppose depends on the girl, some wont mentioning names DaisyFlower wouldn't have the capacity to remember to do this type of thing probably put it on the shower head instead !

[rogercock00]

Blame the WG there is do not disturb signs for a reason, and acting shifty by walking away and then coming back still being spotted your asking for nonsense.  Why abort the mission in he first place?

The honest answer is that I panicked as I was not a hotel WG regular visitor. I literally walked out the lift and bumped into the maid with little chance to think on my feet and my immediate thought was that she will know I'm a 2pm pervert going for some deepthroat. In hindsight, I should've just thought bollocks to it and winked at her as I knocked on the door instead of waiting for her to burst in the room under false pretences to do it.

The other obvious mistake was leaving and coming out of the lift to see the same reception staff (one bloke and one woman) glaring at me one hour after they saw me go in the lift which is kind of obvious - the memory of them sniggering to each other passing comment still makes me go limp even now 

[vw]

The honest answer is that I panicked as I was not a hotel WG regular visitor. I literally walked out the lift and bumped into the maid with little chance to think on my feet and my immediate thought was that she will know I'm a 2pm pervert going for some deepthroat. In hindsight, I should've just thought bollocks to it and winked at her as I knocked on the door instead of waiting for her to burst in the room under false pretences to do it.

The other obvious mistake was leaving and coming out of the lift to see the same reception staff (one bloke and one woman) glaring at me one hour after they saw me go in the lift which is kind of obvious - the memory of them sniggering to each other passing comment still makes me go limp even now 

Wouldn't be as much fun without the odd disaster, adrenaline is addictive.

[rogercock00]

For my next hotel visit, I bought a sandwich, water and doughnut from Greggs to make it look like I was popping back to my hotel room for lunch. My plan was to give the WG a gift (lunch) and as usual the WG was a bit plumper than her WG photos so trying to force a hundred and thousands doughnut on her was quite comical.

I ended up taking the lunch away with me and giving it to a tramp on the street. It made me feel good, then I remembered I had just biffed a skanky WG in a seedy hotel room....... .