An American Punter in London

[davidicusmax]

I'm an experienced American punter who is trying to learn the London landscape in preparation for my next trip to the UK. I know everything about the US punting scene, and now since I work for an English company and travel to the UK on the regular, I hope to begin making memories here. (In the states we call ourselves "hobbyists" because in the U.S. there's an innocent word for every sort of illicit activity. A land where strippers are exotic dancers, swingers are lifestylers, and a hookers are providers. We don't even go to war anymore. We have "operations.")

Anyway, I've been doing my homework. I have an account on AW. I've read the boards both here and on other punter sites. I've learned a whole lot in the process. In fact, I may be at the point where my awareness of the choices and the protocols is creating a bit of a "rabbit in the headlights" situation. And when I search the boards for threads on advice to visitors, it's largely advice for those with little experience. I have experience. But I'd love some deeper feedback.

I'll have a week in the UK, much of it in London, but also traveling by train some. (I know the country well. My mom is a Brit, and I have lots of family in the Southampton area.) I've already made the decision that one of my punt experiences during my trip will be to visit one of the TPC parties, as I missed out on going to LMP last fall, arriving the same week that they closed. 

So here's my question. If I were to seek out one other punting experience to make my visit truly memorable, what should it be? I'd love some suggestions.

Some background on my tastes: I love busty porn MILF types (as well as the tattooed/alt look), dirty/kinky attitude, A-levels, squirting (not a deal breaker), but enthusiasm is key no matter who it is. Budget 100 - 150 GBP. Let me know if you need more info.

Thanks in advance!

[vw]

Greetings So you have been away for long time, using words like fall.  Not really familiar with the milfs but this review by another member always made me thing it would be a nice way to see London.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=65436.0

[shagbambi]

Hi David, welcome to the board.

A very good tatooed MILF is Lou,

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[vt]

I'm an experienced American punter who is trying to learn the London landscape in preparation for my next trip to the UK. I know everything about the US punting scene, and now since I work for an English company and travel to the UK on the regular, I hope to begin making memories here. (In the states we call ourselves "hobbyists" because in the U.S. there's an innocent word for every sort of illicit activity. A land where strippers are exotic dancers, swingers are lifestylers, and a hookers are providers. We don't even go to war anymore. We have "operations.")

Anyway, I've been doing my homework. I have an account on AW. I've read the boards both here and on other punter sites. I've learned a whole lot in the process. In fact, I may be at the point where my awareness of the choices and the protocols is creating a bit of a "rabbit in the headlights" situation. And when I search the boards for threads on advice to visitors, it's largely advice for those with little experience. I have experience. But I'd love some deeper feedback.

I'll have a week in the UK, much of it in London, but also traveling by train some. (I know the country well. My mom is a Brit, and I have lots of family in the Southampton area.) I've already made the decision that one of my punt experiences during my trip will be to visit one of the TPC parties, as I missed out on going to LMP last fall, arriving the same week that they closed. 

So here's my question. If I were to seek out one other punting experience to make my visit truly memorable, what should it be? I'd love some suggestions.

Some background on my tastes: I love busty porn MILF types (as well as the tattooed/alt look), dirty/kinky attitude, A-levels, squirting (not a deal breaker), but enthusiasm is key no matter who it is. Budget 100 - 150 GBP. Let me know if you need more info.

Thanks in advance!

There are quite a few tattooed girls and the odd busty porn MILF at TPC...so you could kill a few 'birds' with one stone there!

Eva (at the front) and Gina (in the middle) might fit the bill...

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You'll have to go elsewhere for A-levels though.

My advice is to go to the party early in your stay and if you like it you could always fit in a second, or third, visit... it's great value and a lot of fun!

I've met quite a few guys there visiting from the US...who always book a slot every time they're in the UK...they often said there's nothing like it back home.

[davidicusmax]

This is great stuff, guys. Thank you!

I'd not thought of something as original as a limo tour. It might be out of my budget this time through, but certainly something to work up to for my next visit. 

Lou looks delicious. Pierced nipples are a beautiful thing.

Ah, yes, Gina. She is exactly what first attracted me to LMP last year (just as they closed!) and drew me to TPC this year. She's on my bucket list for sure. And my plan is to only visit TPC on a night she is working. In fact, if she decides that the week of my visit is the same week she'll be in Birmingham at TLC, I might make the train ride up just for the experience. I wasn't aware of Eva. She is now officially on my radar, too.

RE: the fall. Yes, I forget that this one is entirely an Americanism. I have equal pause when my UK coworkers use words like "scheme," which means something entirely different in the states. As they say, the UK and the US are two nations separated by a common language.

[Bigus Dickus]

This is great stuff, guys. Thank you!

I'd not thought of something as original as a limo tour. It might be out of my budget this time through, but certainly something to work up to for my next visit. 

Lou looks delicious. Pierced nipples are a beautiful thing.

Ah, yes, Gina. She is exactly what first attracted me to LMP last year (just as they closed!) and drew me to TPC this year. She's on my bucket list for sure. And my plan is to only visit TPC on a night she is working. In fact, if she decides that the week of my visit is the same week she'll be in Birmingham at TLC, I might make the train ride up just for the experience. I wasn't aware of Eva. She is now officially on my radar, too.

RE: the fall. Yes, I forget that this one is entirely an Americanism. I have equal pause when my UK coworkers use words like "scheme," which means something entirely different in the states. As they say, the UK and the US are two nations separated by a common language.

Gina also works in a parlour in Northampton. A bit closer than Brum if you want a 1-2-1!

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[davidicusmax]

Gina also works in a parlour in Northampton. A bit closer than Brum if you want a 1-2-1!

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Jesus. Maybe I should just not work while I'm there and plan my week around Gina. 

Speaking of big-titted, tattooed MILF types, I did stumble across JJJ. She seems to have great feedback, and dirty as hell. External Link/Members Only And only a short train ride out of central London.

[anyfucker]

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RE: the fall. Yes, I forget that this one is entirely an Americanism. I have equal pause when my UK coworkers use words like "scheme," which means something entirely different in the states. As they say, the UK and the US are two nations separated by a common language.

useless fact of the day; the word fall was used in the UK many years ago and taken to America, since then the usage has been lost in the UK
Also previously described as harvest back in simpler times when most worked the land.
So, thanks for keeping our olde English alive and enjoy our WGs

[davidicusmax]

useless fact of the day; the word fall was used in the UK many years ago and taken to America, since then the usage has been lost in the UK
Also previously described as harvest back in simpler times when most worked the land.
So, thanks for keeping our olde English alive and enjoy our WGs

See? We former colonies are good for something. 

As it happens, I grew up in northern New England, which seems to hold onto more olde Englishisms than most regions of the US. Add to this that I grew up with an English mum and my language usage tilts heads wherever I go.

[vw]

RE: the fall. Yes, I forget that this one is entirely an Americanism. I have equal pause when my UK coworkers use words like "scheme," which means something entirely different in the states. As they say, the UK and the US are two nations separated by a common language.

My personal favourite it the Fanny Bag

[vt]

My personal favourite it the Fanny Bag

...which is entirely different to a baggy fanny over here! 

[vt]

This is great stuff, guys. Thank you!

I'd not thought of something as original as a limo tour. It might be out of my budget this time through, but certainly something to work up to for my next visit. 

Lou looks delicious. Pierced nipples are a beautiful thing.

Ah, yes, Gina. She is exactly what first attracted me to LMP last year (just as they closed!) and drew me to TPC this year. She's on my bucket list for sure. And my plan is to only visit TPC on a night she is working. In fact, if she decides that the week of my visit is the same week she'll be in Birmingham at TLC, I might make the train ride up just for the experience. I wasn't aware of Eva. She is now officially on my radar, too.

RE: the fall. Yes, I forget that this one is entirely an Americanism. I have equal pause when my UK coworkers use words like "scheme," which means something entirely different in the states. As they say, the UK and the US are two nations separated by a common language.

Other tattooed girls at Phoenix are Anna who has a huge piece across her chest/cleavage area not showing on her pics, also Bia has a fine collection all over her body that you can see on her pics. Both have enhanced boobs, though Anna's do look remarkably natural...both girls very much worth seeing! 

[davidicusmax]

Other tattooed girls at Phoenix are Anna who has a huge piece across her chest/cleavage area not showing on her pics, also Bia has a fine collection all over her body that you can see on her pics. Both have enhanced boobs, though Anna's do look remarkably natural...both girls very much worth seeing! 

Thanks for the feedback!