Crikey TG is not heading downhill its falling off the face of a cliff
I went there forever ago - trailer in tow - so no paid for action
Other than a massage
In some hut on a beach with a late teens lovely sitting outside with a sign massage / price in handwriting on a piece of cardboard
I hope she was late teens tho as it turned out i needn;t be concerned
Which me & the ex walked past to the sun loungers
I mentioned to the ex that she might give me an afternoon massage [with the obvious intention of a HE or shag]
She replied that we'd just got to the beach she was hungover & wanted to have a snooze then read her book
Basically no action but that i could try my luck in the hut
That a HJ would be ok to save her having to do it, tho no BJ or sex - too many diseases
I thought fuck it i'll go for it after having been given the green light, good girl

It was about £3 for 15 mins not by the young fittie but her grannie [who looked about 100 & had no teeth, a gummy job

]
Quite a good massage TBF & grannie used some really nice natural based oil aloe vera based well thats what they called it
Anyways the ex had a laarf when i recounted my lack of HE
A lovely place lovely people & pretty safe unless you were stupid, things have clearly descended more so recently
To be on the safe side on foreign punting in hot climes i'll stick to Marbs / Fingerhola and the incredibly safe but incredibly expensive Dubai