Fitness First - Barbican/Old Street

[Quinoa]

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

While usually lurking in silence, I was compelled to write a review here. I am reviewing her services only as they are incongruous with price.

I thought i'd treat myself to a £100 half hour liason expecting a high value encounter.

Barely allows you to 'fuck', touching is strictly prohibited, kissing is more of an accidental brush against the mouth, oral is perfunctory, commanding and unapologetic tone, generally annoying attitude. Expect to wait 15 mins for her to use a whole pack of wet wipes on you and pile them up beside you.

Runs a complete fraud.

[yumyum3]

I am reviewing her services only as they are incongruous with price.

They nearly all are, mate. Sorry you had a shit one but thanks for the review.

[tonysoprano]

Jeez. she has a 134 positive feedbacks on AW. Sorry you got stung and for 100 quid for half an hour the cunt should be arrested for fraud.

[Belgarion]

Thanks for the heads up, been contemplating seeing her. Deleted from the HL

[King Nuts]

Sorry you had a crap time of it, but didn't the ludicrously lengthy and self-regarding profile out you off?

(not to mention the £200 starting price.)

[baretta]

She seems to have it in for UK punting read her profile she keeps referring to here as a gutter website.

Q. Is that really you in the photos and videos?A. On a malicious "gutter" website (where any idiot can post derogatory comments on any girl) someone claims that my profile is fake and it's not me! It's incredible that people are allowed to do this but that's life and I'm sure that genuine gentlemen would never frequent a site for idle gossip and lies which is clearly what it is. Anyway, just for the record:

1. My eyes are striking and impossible to confuse with anyone else. I have photos that show my complete body and face. These range from older ones when I started working through to brand new ones. I use a variety of professional photographers and also many amateur and selfie photos too.

What a stupid woman

[zingfu]

Hi dude sorry you wasted money. I do not understand what the fuck she means fitness first? Is it like she prefers fitness first then sex. 

[Persie]

She looks like a tranny
And you never know with these Latin.girls

[claretandblue]

She seems to have it in for UK punting read her profile she keeps referring to here as a gutter website.

Q. Is that really you in the photos and videos?A. On a malicious "gutter" website (where any idiot can post derogatory comments on any girl) someone claims that my profile is fake and it's not me! It's incredible that people are allowed to do this but that's life and I'm sure that genuine gentlemen would never frequent a site for idle gossip and lies which is clearly what it is. Anyway, just for the record:

1. My eyes are striking and impossible to confuse with anyone else. I have photos that show my complete body and face. These range from older ones when I started working through to brand new ones. I use a variety of professional photographers and also many amateur and selfie photos too.

What a stupid woman

What a cunt, blacklisted 

[Si198]

Sorry to hear mate

I'm sure I have read on here before she's very iffy service wise but using a packet of wipes is taking the piss especially if your hardly getting anything.

Perhaps she can change her profile to offering a wet wipe service instead? 

[Jimmyredcab]

Looks a hard faced bitch to me, £200 an hour for an old woman is ridiculous.     

[Belgarion]

There is a photo that used to be on her profile where she was squatting outside with a thong on, looks like dude.

Blacklisted

[claretandblue]

Looks a hard faced bitch to me, £200 an hour for an old woman is ridiculous.     

+1

[235711prime]

Looks a hard faced bitch to me, £200 an hour for an old woman is ridiculous.     

+1

[The_Don]

@ OP, thanks for sharing and the review.

Over priced. Currently no W/G is worth £200 P/H (IMO)

2 Negative reviews on UKP are worth more, than all her positives on A/W (IMO)