How sad am I !!!!

[Mikeh38]

So I turned the big 60 in January and I feel like I'm getting on a bit, the days of playing rugby, running 10 miles and nights out with the boys are long gone, but yesterday I went out and bought an ...........



Electric Blanket  .......... switched it on last night and it was AWESOME 

Still got a full head of hair though 

What are your signs that your getting old ?

[Bangers and Gash]

Getting excited about having new carpets put down, and owning a strimmer. 

[SirFrank]

Today I went round the house and bled all the radiators. I'm now officially my dad

[np500]

Mid 50's , started punting nearly a year ago and having sex with mainly 20 / 30 odd year olds tends to bring it home some times, got my own gym (got to have one just to keep up with the 20 / 30 year old w g s ) still go out with the boys, still follow live sport , ( don't play no more ) only get a cold every two years, full head of hair ( not long and brown no more ) no motor bike any more ( miss that ) still go to gigs , joe bonamassa , alter bridge, black stone cherry type gigs , still rocking, think the biggest thing that brings it home is the constant birthday cards with gig tickets from my daughters wanting to celebrate another birthday what seems like only weeks after the last one, time waites for no man, best get some punts in before it's too late !

[foreverhung]

Able to actually wank over and ejaculate by looking at a custard slice

[Hawkwind71]

Through some bloody miracle that was never intentional I have managed to stay slim all my life. I was 10 1/2 stone as a 20 something and am 11 1/2 now. So except for the hair loss and the sallow complexion I don't cut a bad figure.

But that is where the good news ends.

I never had a mid life crisis in my 30's or 40's but had a huge one in my 50's. Just felt it all was going down the dregs looking at guys older than me especially the hen pecked husbands or the ones in groups down the pub playing dominoes. Is this it I thought ???

Then punting came to my rescue at 59 and my life now has a fuller, higher purpose. Even my smartass older brother in law has no idea of the women I have seen. As I have said on previous threads I intend to shag myself with wgs into oblivion, or at least as long as the pecker holds up and even then I will pour drugs into it to keep it going.

Going to die with a big fuckin smile on my face I am, never tire of this. 

60 years young now, me!   

[Mikeh38]

Able to actually wank over and ejaculate by looking at a custard slice

TWAT 

How does one get Boddingtons out of a laptop keyboard ? 

[np500]

Able to actually wank over and ejaculate by looking at a custard slice
 I fucking love a quality custard slice or four, but in all my years wanking over them has never entered my mind , I feel I've been missing out big time !

[mikeyboy1984]

Able to actually wank over and ejaculate by looking at a custard slice

Sat In my works office and spat tea over the table at that 

[akauya]

Able to actually wank over and ejaculate by looking at a custard slice

I do that with cheesecake... ohhhhh fucking yummy having a semi already just thinking about it

[np500]

Love cheesecake  too !  but then I do have a sweet tooth, life's  a bitch avoiding these things most days. Health thing, but a little of what you like make you appreciate all the more, would I lose the desire to punt if I could punt every day or so ?

[Gigiddy]

Cake CAKE? You gentlemen need to pop into a Polish shop.....
no a real one
and ask for Raphaello cake ..cumming to think of it I wonder if a couple of ladies near the flowershop could actualise that fantasy !!!

oh its a pina colada soaked sponge base with whipped cream and sponge layers with dessicated coconut ...

The coconut chaffs a bit but that is part of the pleasure...apparently

[np500]

Sounds good, I'll take one for sweet Olivia when she's back and like foreverhung , I'll add the whipped cream myself !

[Sonny Crockett]

Feeling that I've not being able to do the things that I wanted. Feeling a sense of failure!!!

[Boblowjob]

I'm not quite 50 yet, still cycle a lot which keeps me fit and in shape, which as other have alluded to, you need to keep up with these 20 year olds. It does pay off though when you've got a 19 year old Romanian girl, fit as fuck, bouncing on your cock like there's no tomorrow and Cummings for the second time. Fucking magic 

[Midlane]

When one reaches an age at which everyone in every previous generation of the family was dead.

That, and the first purchase of clothing from the Edinburgh Woollen Mill.

[Sticky]

Realising that the celebs I fancied are now old enough to play mums to celebs I fancy.

[Corus Boy]

Realising that the celebs I fancied are now old enough to play mums to celebs I fancy.

But what about when they still look good as a MILF?

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[Corus Boy]

When one reaches an age at which everyone in every previous generation of the family was dead.

Or when many of your mates have passed on, leaving a family struggling.

Makes me happy to be single.

Also when you hear that mates have topped themselves because they were failing to cope with aging and feeling that they needed to slow down or having to slow down.

Becoming a Pensioner was a mental shock but I still go to and use the gym everyday, cycle most days on various 50k+ mountain routes and try something new each month.  Abseiling, Coasteering, Surfing and Kayaking last year.

Despite the exercise and healthy eating I'm still needing to shed 20 kgs and trim my waistline, but what the hell I can do everything I want to so, if it wont shift I'll live with it.

And dreaming of passing myself while that nubile 19 year old Thai girl is bouncing up and down on my cock.

[Sticky]

But what about when they still look good as a MILF?

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Don't get me wrong, still fancy the ones from the past but when they play MILFs it makes me realise I'm no longer one of the yoof

[SirFukedDaLot]

Am I the fucking youngest here

[The_Don]

But what about when they still look good as a MILF?

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In fact, I think she looks better now