Mirabelle not so magic

[rnrn636]

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Other review on here is accurate and I should have read and taken note of that before wasting my money and time with her.

I got plenty of the be quiet coments from her as mentioned on the other review. But for me the main issue was everything was just plain fucking wierd.

I found her personality strange, her technique strange and almost everything she did was just bizarre.

After the first ssshh be quiet, I got undressed and she started inspecting my cock. I have had this happen before but this was a thorough inspection of every square cm, including a sniff and lick test?  Apparantly I did not smell too bad and she proceeded with owo. She claims to be a blow job specialist but her technique was just not doing it for me, actually I'd go further than that and say it was bad, really weirdly bad.

She could have carried on with this all day and I would never have shot my load so I decided to fuck her. Another waste of time, she was just bag of potatoes just lying there, completely emotionally detached romanian style. I tried to think sexy thoughts but throughout the whole meet she kept stopping to chat about random wierd shit. Now I don't mind a quick chat before, after or in between recovering for round two but when I'm balls deep I don't really want to hear it.

So after realising it was never gonna happen I made my excuses and left early (quietly as i was instructed too again)

 To summarise, despite her being so wierd I found her and the whole meeting so fucking boring and complete waste of time, I should've read the other review and spent the afternoon sat quitely in a library.

She has magic in her username but the only thing magic she did was make me disappear early.

[Iloveoral]

Certainly not one for me after reading that, I have come across her profile and wondered what granny sex would be like but for the fear like yourself of not maintaining a salute I decided to skip, glad I did by the sound of it.

The being told to sssh thing would have freaked me out haha 

I had the same with a really big fat ugly thing that seemed a good idea to try one night but never managed a semi looking at a big sack of spuds on a bed, but she was £30 lol

Thanks for the review matey

[cock custard]

I agree, saw her about 18 months ago, and will never return.  Had a massage and oral without, I was told to shhhh at even the slightest groan so ended up cumming quietly I've had better blow jobs elsewhere....

[copmn]

Perhaps she struggles to hear the voices in her head with a lot of noise!

[Newtothisstuff]

I've got to agree with the comments so far.
We I arrived I had to park on a different street and then she made me wait as a neighbour was out in his front garden and she didn't want anyone to see a man arrive.
As soon as I got there she let me in and then told me to be quiet. This didn't seem to apply to her though as she kept talking about the strangest shit!  At one point she tried to get me to convert to Buddhism! This was before we'd even gone to the bedroom.
Once we got upstairs she 'inspected' my cock. She sniffed it, licked it and even lifted it up to check my balls. When she was satisfied I lay on the bed. I had to keep to one side as she said the bed was knackered on the other. She started to give me the weirdest blowjob. She yanked at my cock like she was trying to throttle a chicken while only ever putting the tip in her mouth. Every few seconds she'd stop to carry on her insane ramblings. When she said she loved blowjobs and could do them all day, I just thought 'you're gonna have to luv, coz this ain't doing it for me.'
She then took her knickers off and unusually for a WG she has a fur lined panty warmer. After playing with the hair for a short while I tried screwing her missionary. Again, it just seemed weird. She just lay there like a rag doll. All the time, she's still flapping her lips about religion and her ex.
I then tried anal with her. This is one area where she gets better marks. She didn't charge extra and was happy to do it. It was a first for me so I can't comment on whether she's better or worse than others. Having been turned down by a few girls for being too big, it was good to find someone who would do it. The only problem was that she still didn't shut up.
Her plus points are a hairy muff for the novelty factor when seeing a WG and the fact that she does anal.
Her minus points are:
Never stops talking about the weirdest crap. A psychiatrist could base an entire conference on this woman.
Terrible blowjobs.
She doesn't seem to be involved with what's going on in the room. (TBH, she seems to be on a different planet).

Would I go back?  No.
Should you go? Not unless you have a hearing problem and want anal.

[MirabelleMagic]

There is nothing unusual about parking in the neighbouring street.  This is known as DISCRETION.  Quite routine practice in fact!

I only ask guys to please lower the voice a little when they have a booming voice.

My pubes are trimmed and not hairy.

Perhaps I was trying to make conversation sorry you did not wish to engage.

[kingkong69]

Nothing wrong with hairy pussy..Is more natural 

[ir34]

Lol, this thread is comedy gold. 

[Newtothisstuff]

Not just a redhead - a copper too! - Wants you to cum quietly.   

[datyman]

Lol, this thread is comedy gold. 

So true. I've seen the profile on AW and I remember seeing it before she covered her face on the profile pictures and I have to say she did look like a day release from the OAP home.

Not my cup of tea but hey that's the point of this hobby you can ride whatever pony takes yer fancy and as the old adage goes you pays your money and you takes your choice 

[rnrn636]

She has put her prices up 

[ir34]

And here.

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