Author Topic: Llovely Parris  (Read 1404 times)


1 review(s) for llovely parris (0 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by ]

Offline Blackpool Rock

Been in my HL for about 4 months and seems to move around various hotels in the Manchester area.
Almost travelled to Manchester a couple of months ago to see this girl but she moved location during the day and it wasn't convenient for me so when she popped up in Blackpool a couple of weeks ago I simply had to book her.

Initial couple of calls during the day / early evening went straight to voicemail so perhaps in a booking or phone off when not working, 3rd call answered straight away with good comms, confirmed booking and she sent postcode by text within a minute.

Had an hour until the booking so checked the location on Google maps and drove there for a better look and to check out parking etc then a couple of miles back home for a shower before returning to the venue.
Called her 5 mins before booking to say I was there and she said to call back in another 5 mins as she was still getting ready, called back and was told she would text room number when she was ready, a few min later I got the text.

All in all Comms and time was fine

Into the "Hotel", i'd already asked whether there was any security or how to get past reception and was pleased to hear that there wasn't any however this "Hotel" was more likely to be cheap rented flats for DSS plus a few unlucky tourists who only want to part with £14 a night, yep £14 a night, bargin? Not really the place was a fucking shit hole with loud talking coming from various rooms on my way to her rented pit.

Opened the door to her room as instructed as she didn't want to raise any attention from the next room and I was greeted with a thick fog of cigarette smoke that filled the entire room, the smoke detector had been covered up to stop it evacuating the whole place.
Made initial small talk and she seemed pleasant and friendly however she wasn't quite what I was expecting looks wise, in fairness there aren't any face pics on her profile just partial pics but the reality was nowhere near my expectation. I wasn't B&S'd or mislead but the photos on her profile sure paint a good picture of this self confessed "party girl".

So 30 minutes and I hand over the £70 (current profile says £60 but was £70 at the time) but i'm wondering if i'm going to be able to perform, got offered a drink and received a glass of water which was warm from the hot tap.
OWO is an extra £20 on top of the £70 so by no means a cheap punt and to be honest for the accommodation and the girl it really should have been inclusive, claimed she doesn't offer CIM "at all" however it's "at discretion" on her profile.
I skipped the OWO as I wasn't going to pay £20 and would probably have passed if it had been free as I was just starting to feel a bit grubby by now, not sure if it was the smoke that was still hanging in the air; the room; the girl or a combination of the 3 but i'm thinking that I don't want anything unprotected by now (not making any allegations but just got that skanky feeling about the whole punt).

So I start with some covered oral which was mediocre but did manage to get me hard then onto sex, I opted for mish and had to concentrate hard to keep wood, not sure if any kissing was on offer as I didn't want to try and when my face got anywhere near her all I got was a really strong smell of fags.
Managed to finish off, got dressed and left as soon as I could, all done in 15 minutes, she didn't short me on time I just wanted to get out ASAP.
Walking out of the "Hotel" and I have that dirty feeling, wipe my feet on the way out, back in the car, home, shower and wash hair while my clothes do a 40 degree cycle.

Now I've thought about this review for about 2 weeks and reflected on whether it should be a neutral or negative but opted on negative.
Reasons for why it should have been a neutral would be that her comms were fine and Parris in herself was a nice enough girl with a pleasant and friendly manner, she may be fine if you are a heavy smoker but I fucking hate it.
Reasons for a negative are the smoke and smell of smoke that seemed to come out of the pores in her skin that still turns my stomach even now along with the shitty accommodation that she had rented and subjected me to (bearing in mind she had rented here before and knew what the place was like).
Photos also paint a picture far better than reality and VFM isn't great though her prices are as advertised, I can get a better 15 minute punt in a Preston parlour for £35, fucking glad I didn't travel the 100 mile round trip to Manchester to see her       

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Chocolate Starfish

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Re comms:

She'd been in my hot list for a couple of months too but there was always something about her profile which gave of warning signals.  Anyway, one Sunday night at around 9pm I was driving up the M6 and got the urge to unload.

Pulled over at services, her green light was on. Texted to arrange short notice 30 minute pump and dump.  She came back with 'Sunday night minimum 2hrs'.  Yeah right!  Onwards and Upwards.

Offline cueball

Thanks for the heads up pal, sorry you had a bad one, I've never noticed her before and sounds like I've not missed out neither.

Offline frankc

She looks fit as fuck mate from her profile pictures ,whats she like facially ?

Offline Blackpool Rock

She looks fit as fuck mate from her profile pictures ,whats she like facially ?
Body was good (as per pics), facially from the partial pics I was expecting an 8 or a 9 but the reality was more like a 3 (obviously this is all just opinion).
Just not the sort of girl that I would give a second glance to in the street, also she wore loads of really bright red lipstick that just focussed everything on her lips but all I could think was that I would be covered with the stuff if I tried to kiss her.


Offline hungrypunt

Unucky mate, i had her on my HL too, and got half way through making a booking in Wigan but had to call off last minute...I swerved one there then. I think you were right with the neg.


Offline frankc

Body was good (as per pics), facially from the partial pics I was expecting an 8 or a 9 but the reality was more like a 3 (obviously this is all just opinion).
Just not the sort of girl that I would give a second glance to in the street, also she wore loads of really bright red lipstick that just focussed everything on her lips but all I could think was that I would be covered with the stuff if I tried to kiss her.

Thanks BR.......she's just been binned

Randy James

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thanks she bid on a RB
i'lll reject

Offline Jameslancashire

That sounds like a fucking mare mate , easy to say in hindsight , but I wouldn't hesitate to walk under those circumstances , and I always always ask them about smoking , as I detest it too , to the point of telling them if I smell any smoke or tobacco on them or in the room I'm calling off the meet , we are paying for a service here after all , and the customer has the right to choose not to use the "service" if they want .