Mz Caramel /MzCaramel - Outcall (Thornton Heath)

[condomman]

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This happened a long time ago (I think 2013 but possibly before that) but leaving this as she seems to be the only girl I've seen on AW who's still there and that was excellent.
Photos are accurate.
Wonderful GFE service. You really will think this is your girlfriend the way she strokes and kisses. 
Physically she's in extremely good nick, maybe too slim for some with pert breasts that she's ashamed of but in my opinion she needn't be. As a person she comes across as a sweet charming lady and not some rag tag hoe. Only downside was that her CIM is discretionary and I remember her saying at the time "I don't do that, sorry". Also, she's a very young looking 36yr old milf. We did a 69 and I came. I don't think we had sex though and for the life of me I can't think why the hell not!
I would love to book her again BUT I saw her in public a couple times after and I could just feel an unease there, plus I emailed her a few times and got air! Still, after all this time if I still think of her fondly, the least I can do is be genuine and share this. 

[pumps]

again...you've got some balls kid


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[StevenS]

again...you've got some balls kid

So's she

[condomman]

  You's are taking the piss! She's defo not a he/she. Very pretty girl. Pictures do her no justice what so ever

[yumyum3]

You've clearly got more money than sense mate. I know it's not easy when you're young (been there) but try to stop thinking with your nuts from time-to-time; or at least if you can't do that pick a munter where you'll only blow £70 max 

[James999]

  Very pretty girl.

So why put up a picture that clearly depicts her otherwise?

Pictures do her no justice what so ever

That's a crap line and makes no sense, girls (or guys) tend to use pictures that show themselves in their best light, not in their worst, if she's better looking than the pictures that would mean she's using pictures of someone else (less attractive)

Her body looks promising but the pictures are so crap it's difficult to judge, but this image she looks like Frank Bruno 
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[johnnygunz]

Those are some Jay Z lips she's got there 

[pumps]

Those are some Jay Z lips she's got there 

I was thinking that earlier, And chin lol


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[James999]

she's a very young looking 36yr old milf.

Well she's taken another 6 years off her age and profile now says 30 

[condomman]

Well she's taken another 6 years off her age and profile now says 30 

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! Pumps, you're seriously taking the piss now!

[condomman]

Well she's taken another 6 years off her age and profile now says 30 

Sorry James, had meant to "quote" Pumps before. yh, she seems to have a birthday every 16 months. When I last saw her she was a year older than me(!) but was advertising and could easily have passed for a 26yr old

[pumps]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! Pumps, you're seriously taking the piss now!

I can't wait for your next review mate

 

[condomman]

So why put up a picture that clearly depicts her otherwise?


That's a crap line and makes no sense, girls (or guys) tend to use pictures that show themselves in their best light, not in their worst, if she's better looking than the pictures that would mean she's using pictures of someone else (less attractive)

Her body looks promising but the pictures are so crap it's difficult to judge, but this image she looks like Frank Bruno 
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If you feel that's a crap line fair enough. I'm not going to defend this woman anymore. Anyway, where are your reviews?!   

[pumps]

His profiles now gone, A fluffy cunt must of alerted her to UKP

[Gibbs]

Dude, I know this girl, you have been harsh. Does she look like a man because Bruno and Jay Z are the only black men you know with big lips. Her lips are awesome! Have you felt them? She was bloodie good at what she did. I say 'did' because Her profile is deleted. WTF have you guys done?

I also know she is clued up on law and using her images is going to land you in hot water. AW expressly states you need permission. If she has deleted her livelihood because of this, you should be ashamed of yourself. You're no better than trolls.

[condomman]

Dude, I know this girl, you have been harsh. Does she look like a man because Bruno and Jay Z are the only black men you know with big lips. Her lips are awesome! Have you felt them? She was bloodie good at what she did. I say 'did' because Her profile is deleted. WTF have you guys done?

I also know she is clued up on law and using her images is going to land you in hot water. AW expressly states you need permission. If she has deleted her livelihood because of this, you should be ashamed of yourself. You're no better than trolls.

SMFH 

[pumps]

Dude, I know this girl, you have been harsh. Does she look like a man because Bruno and Jay Z are the only black men you know with big lips. Her lips are awesome! Have you felt them? She was bloodie good at what she did. I say 'did' because Her profile is deleted. WTF have you guys done?

I also know she is clued up on law and using her images is going to land you in hot water. AW expressly states you need permission. If she has deleted her livelihood because of this, you should be ashamed of yourself. You're no better than trolls.

 


so obvious!

[pumps]

on a positive note, It's One less Tranny floating around tricking folks at least! 

[yumyum3]

If she has deleted her livelihood because of this, you should be ashamed of yourself.

And a fucking nice livelihood it is too, certainly much more than most highly qualified professionals could dream of earning after years of training and hard work. You've got a brass neck coming on here telling people to be ashamed. 
Condoman, my advice is to get back on this thread after your PM to me and perhaps say a bit more. Your choice of course.

[condomman]

on a positive note, It's One less Tranny floating around tricking folks at least! 

Oi! I don't wanna say much in case I get sued  but it had a rug....although there was a moment where I thought I was in the Crying Game, not gonna lie!

[pumps]

my advice is to get back on this thread after your PM to me and perhaps say a bit more. Your choice of course.

Tell me more.....

[pumps]

Oi! I don't wanna say much in case I get sued  but it had a rug....although there was a moment where I thought I was in the Crying Game, not gonna lie!

And you wrote a positive review? remind me to never take anything you write seriously. not that I ever did...

 

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[condomman]

She saw the thread. Then comes at me and says I was hurtful and put too much info in. I can't see it so stood my ground. She stood hers. She swore at me. I blocked her before I did get personal and out of order. I can't see it. I try to help you and introduce you to a new audience and you're going to take offence to that? Then she accuses me of being a fake and a liar. How can you get offended by someone who's apparently lying? I dunno. What a waste of my morning and my life!
She'll return to AW at some point I'm guessing. She normally only advertises as an outcall and in the Surrey area. I suspect there MIGHT be a slight change of name but we'll see. Either way, I repeat that her service was really good and she's certainly a she. 100% not a geezer (and you all know there's only 1 way to be 100%). As a person though....   
BTW I know she was studying some kind of law when I saw her but if she's back in the game then...um...I'm guessing her studying was not so good

[pumps]

She saw the thread. Then comes at me and says I was hurtful and put too much info in. I can't see it so stood my ground. She stood hers. She swore at me. I blocked her before I did get personal and out of order. I can't see it. I try to help you and introduce you to a new audience and you're going to take offence to that? Then she accuses me of being a fake and a liar. How can you get offended by someone who's apparently lying? I dunno. What a waste of my morning and my life!
She'll return to AW at some point I'm guessing. She normally only advertises as an outcall and in the Surrey area. I suspect there MIGHT be a slight change of name but we'll see. Either way, I repeat that her service was really good and she's certainly a she. 100% not a geezer (and you all know there's only 1 way to be 100%). As a person though....   
BTW I know she was studying some kind of law when I saw her but if she's back in the game then...um...I'm guessing her studying was not so good

So she had a go at you personally for writing her a good review.....

Also what's the way to be 100% sure it's not a geezer?

[condomman]

So she had a go at you personally for writing her a good review.....

Also what's the way to be 100% sure it's not a geezer?

She swore on the Qu'ran 

[yumyum3]

BTW I know she was studying some kind of law

Was it the Trade Descriptions Act? 

but if she's back in the game then...um...I'm guessing her studying was not so good

That'd be a a fairly safe bet both intellectually and with the hard work required. Much easier to charge more than a lawyer for doing a tenth of the work and empty the wallets of the young and naive.

[James999]

Dude, I know this girl,

In fact you are This girl

Does she look like a man because Bruno and Jay Z are the only black men you know with big lips.

It's not so much the lips it was the nose that reminded me of Frank Bruno