Fitting in with the current
tontober theme, I recently saw Nipa at
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External Link/Members Only. I'm posting the review here rather than in the tontober thread because it happened before the beginning of this month.
The main reason I wanted to visit the place is the jacuzzi, mentioned by
Steptoe,
Stern and others. Steptoe actually deserves special thanks for his willingness to share very useful information via PM about the location, the most efficient way to make a booking, etc.
I phoned up one hour before my ETA to ask if Nipa and the jacuzzi room would be free. I was told this was fine so I headed out. Left the car at the nearby
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Having rung the bell at the second door, inside the building, I waited for about 30 seconds for the housekeeper to let me in. She immediately showed me to the jacuzzi room. The room is fine, but I must say it does smell a bit damp. The cold probably has something to do with this; they clearly do not keep the whole house heated constantly. It's hard to blame them for this, but perhaps they could dry/wash/change the mats in the bathroom more frequently. The housekeeper started the water running in the jacuzzi so I realised it would take a while for things to be ready. One could perhaps get annoyed by this, but in all fairness they probably get no shows every now and then, and I was a first time customer. Plus at least this way I was certain that the water didn't contain some previous guy's nuclear tadpoles.
The owner also came down. Dressed as she was in a pink bathrobe and not bad looking I actually wondered for a moment if she was Nipa. She managed to get the prehistoric but very effective gas heater going, so it started to feel more pleasant in the room.
The jacuzzi probably takes about 15 minutes to fill up completely and after the housekeeper and the owner left the room Nipa came to join me. She's definitely the girl in the main pictures on the AW profile. In the gallery she is the one with the belly button piercing. Those photos also show that although her legs are very slim, her torso has the kind of onset rotundity that a lot of Asian girls get once they've passed their early 20s and don't watch their diet and exercise regime carefully. She does have a good pair of natural (I think) boobs, especially for a Thai girl, while facially I would describe her as cute rather than pretty.
We got into the bath together, which was OK once I gracefully put my legs over her shoulders. The mood was immediately good, as we made some jokes about the weird disco lights arrangement they've got going on above the jacuzzi. Nipa soaped me up and gave me a good scrub, after which I returned the favour. Time to move on to the bed for the massage. Her technique there is quite good; not up there with the best massages I've had perhaps but the banter made up for a lot, as did the frequent CC swipes.
I liked the fact that on turning over there was never any question about what was going to come next: Nipa told me that I could do whatever I wanted with her
We went through a few positions, with her being vocal enough for me to realise I was not dry humping my pillow but not so much that it was obviously fake. To finish, I asked her to wank me off, which she did with me straddling her stomach and aiming somewhere between her nipples. She made good use of her other hand on my balls and perineum and made some cheeky funny comments about the resulting load.
She asked me if I wanted another quick wash in the jacuzzi, which I had hoped for as well to get rid of the oil. I got in there on my own but she gave my back a good scrub and handed me my towel while still keeping the banter up.
My overall verdict is clearly positive: for £100 with Nipa you get a nice soapy bath, a pretty decent and sensual massage, a full service, a bit of a scrub down at the end and a lot of cheeky humour throughout. Although she represents solid VFM, then, if I go back it would probably need to be for an even slimmer, more toned girl, but not everyone on here is as harsh as I am in this respect.
