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Author Topic: Clockwatching  (Read 1271 times)

One of my biggest gripes is clockwatching. To me it represent failure of service by a provider at a basic level. If you pay to watch a football match you expect 90 minutes of action, punting should be no different as it's my hard earned coin going into her pocket. Just wondered if there were extreme examples of clockwatching and providers particularly guilty of it who continue to get away with it?

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It's one of my pet hates too, I have no problem with a lass having a good handle on the time and the good ones watch the clock without you noticing, my last neutral review was mainly about clock watching and a mechanical service.

Offline yorkshire123

I must admit I don't really recall any major clock-watchers within the indie girls I've seen but that is probably more down to me being a one popper who loses interest well within the time paid for.

I found the parlour scene a strange one at times, quite a few girls seem to rely on the knock on the door or in some cases a bellow from the pimp. So at times I've gone well over what I've paid for probably due to the pimp forgetting to knock?   
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Offline stevedave

I have an admission to make...I think I'm more of a clockwatcher than most WG's I've seen!!

I will add the caveat that I do the majority of my punting on my lunchbreak so I need to make sure I have enough time to shower and get back to the office.


Offline yorkshire123

I have an admission to make...I think I'm more of a clockwatcher than most WG's I've seen!!

I will add the caveat that I do the majority of my punting on my lunchbreak so I need to make sure I have enough time to shower and get back to the office.

I've never tried that, how do you suppress the post punt cheesy grin when you go back to work  :cool:
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I've never tried that, how do you suppress the post punt cheesy grin when you go back to work  :cool:
Fucking impossible, I got pulled up on the smiles last night in the bar from strangers !

At least my shirt wasn't inside out anyhow ! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Offline Ben4454

I once instead of booking an hour I booked two 30 minute slots in the same day at different times. The working girl lived close to me and I remember seeing her once in the morning and once at night. I thought this would give me more moneys worth than one straight hour and allow a good sufficient amount of recovery.

Clockwatching is something that working girls do. All you can do is send her a text just before you enter the room. That way if there is any confusion you can show her the text. I also keep a stopwatch on my phone switched on discreetly. Although this is for my benefit so i know when to wrap things up without her telling me we have 30 seconds left mid-jerk.

I have had girls go over the time by 30 minutes and I once had a working girl tell me an hour was up 3 minutes into the punt.
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Offline stevedave

I've never tried that, how do you suppress the post punt cheesy grin when you go back to work  :cool:

Haha, people have sometimes asked what's cheered me up in the afternoon, I usually make some bollocks up about going for a pint or two at lunchtime, or having had too much caffeine  :lol:

Offline Ben4454

Haha, people have sometimes asked what's cheered me up in the afternoon, I usually make some bollocks up about going for a pint or two at lunchtime, or having had too much caffeine  :lol:

I usually just tell em i've just shagged your miss's  :D
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I once instead of booking an hour I booked two 30 minute slots in the same day at different times. The working girl lived close to me and I remember seeing her once in the morning and once at night. I thought this would give me more moneys worth than one straight hour and allow a good sufficient amount of recovery.

Clockwatching is something that working girls do. All you can do is send her a text just before you enter the room. That way if there is any confusion you can show her the text. I also keep a stopwatch on my phone switched on discreetly. Although this is for my benefit so i know when to wrap things up without her telling me we have 30 seconds left mid-jerk.

I have had girls go over the time by 30 minutes and I once had a working girl tell me an hour was up 3 minutes into the punt.
It's when it seems the punt is being dominated by her eye roving over the clock. I have had punts where 40 mins into a 60 minute booking they are on about finishing up...hold the phone you cheeky tart, your being paid for 60 minutes.

Offline Daffodil

How are you defining "clock watching"?

You pay for an hour, you should get (at least) an hour. But you shouldn't expect more than an hour.

I keep an eye on time. So does the prossie.

Yes, if she tries to get you out early it's a problem, but if she reminds you with ten minutes to go that there are ten minutes to go I can't really see why you're upset.

Offline James999

It's when it seems the punt is being dominated by her eye roving over the clock.

Perhaps they find your company really boring  :unknown:

How are you defining "clock watching"?

You pay for an hour, you should get (at least) an hour. But you shouldn't expect more than an hour.

I keep an eye on time. So does the prossie.

Yes, if she tries to get you out early it's a problem, but if she reminds you with ten minutes to go that there are ten minutes to go I can't really see why you're upset.
That's fair enough but not 20 minutes before the end.

Offline akauya

I have an admission to make...I think I'm more of a clockwatcher than most WG's I've seen!!

I will add the caveat that I do the majority of my punting on my lunchbreak so I need to make sure I have enough time to shower and get back to the office.

I check my time a lot too; a lot more than the prossies I'm with. Sometimes after I shoot my load I feel like I don't want to be there any more - especially at the pump and dump sessions.

Yes, if she tries to get you out early it's a problem, but if she reminds you with ten minutes to go that there are ten minutes to go I can't really see why you're upset.
I rather get a warning at 10 mins, you know the score and pop where appropriate rather than a sudden ending.


Offline Daffodil

That's fair enough but not 20 minutes before the end.

Again, depends how long you've booked for. Twenty minutes before the end of a thirty minute punt? Ridiculous. Twenty minutes before the end of an overnight? Reasonable.

I think you need to be clearer what your gripe is.

Good prossies subtly keep an eye on time. If they're obviously checking their watch every five minutes then you certainly have grounds for complaint.

It's when it happens on say a 60 minute punt and 40 minutes in suddenly they are getting ready to finish, reckon that is acceptable?

Fucking impossible, I got pulled up on the smiles last night in the bar from strangers !

At least my shirt wasn't inside out anyhow ! :lol: :lol: :lol:
No but was it tucked inside her knickers that you's accidently put on over the top of your trousers?  :cool:

Offline James999

It's when it happens on say a 60 minute punt and 40 minutes in suddenly they are getting ready to finish, reckon that is acceptable?

Perhaps they find you difficult to read, they may think you've shot your lot and want to finish, or they could just be taking th episs of course.

Have you ever thought of outining your expectations to them, i.e. that you want to come twice in an hour or whatever  :unknown:

I don't actually mind clock watching as I want to know how the time is going myself and the girl giving you a reminder that you need to finish the job or "have another go" in the next 10 minutes is fair enough.
However if by clock watching people mean you are being short changed on your paid time then yes that's a problem that seems to be fairly common.
I tend to do a 15 minute pump and dump if it's on offer or a 30 minute session, i've had 15 minute sessions that have lasted 20 minutes and 30 minute sessions that have lasted less than that so the girls shoot themselves in the foot long term.

Perhaps they find you difficult to read, they may think you've shot your lot and want to finish, or they could just be taking th episs of course.

Have you ever thought of outining your expectations to them, i.e. that you want to come twice in an hour or whatever  :unknown:
Possibly, I'm usually a one pop guy so could be an idea to mention at start. I'll try and up the charisma level as well and get some new aftershave.   :)

Possibly, I'm usually a one pop guy so could be an idea to mention at start. I'll try and up the charisma level as well and get some new aftershave.   :)
But if your unlucky you may get one of these aftershave intolerant birds.

But if your unlucky you may get one of these aftershave intolerant birds.
Probably she'll get a rash and it will be a 10 minute booking cos her stockings have reacted with it.

Offline willbred

I've never tried that, how do you suppress the post punt cheesy grin when you go back to work  :cool:

Reminds me of the time I had a stupendous lunchtime punt with a girl who walked in the room, snogged my face off and seemed to keep snogging me throughout the half hour. Anyway,I just had a quick swill after and neither of us noticed that half of Loreal's finest crimson was all over my face / beard. Back at the office, I walked smartly through reception ( think I got away with it) into the gents and nearly fainted when i saw the state of me. Still makes me laugh, years later.
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