Overview:
Asian "massage" place. You pay your money and take your chance. There are signs in each of the rooms stating not to ask the girls for sexual services as you will be asked to leave - of course, that is complete bullshit. Sexual services are definitely on offer.
They have different girls working each day (each girl seems to do two days each week) of variable quality. I've been there a few times but I think I'll give it a miss from now on.
Negative 1: The prices
Basic:
£30 - half hour massage
Add:
+£20 - hand relief, or
+£40 - either (i) body to body with hand relief, or (ii) blow job, or
+60 - body to body and sex.
You can get a much better quality environment and services and girls for less at many many incall locations in London.
Negative 2: The rooms
You pay at the front desk and then are shown to your room. They are presentable enough - typical massage place - massage table with tissue cover - rolled up towel. Most rooms have a shower. But as you get further into the building the rooms start to smell increasingly musty. Do not go the the room downstairs. There is no shower and the room is damp and smells like a fungus haven. I am unconvinced that the rooms are particularly hygienic and the last time I went there the towl I was given had a damp feel to it. I don't know if it had been used previously and not washed or was not completely dry from a wash, but either way, a damp towel is never a good sign.
Negative 3: The choice of girls
Basically, there isn't a choice. Once you are shown to your room, you have to wait and see what walks through the door. Bit of a lottery. Some of the girls are nice enough (with passable English) but I have never seen a stunner.
Negative 4: No consistency in services
Again, it's a lottery. Even though the prices seem consistent across girls, not each girl will offer all services. This fluctuates wildly so don't expect you will be able to source anything more than a happy ending - so if you definitely want a BJ or sex then you cannot guarantee it here. It depends on the girl
Negative 5: Asian girls and their 'Motley Crue' public hair
Every time I have had any naked service (three times), every single asian girl (Chinese and Taiwanese) has had a bush of public hair. I don't know the general preference of punters but personally, whenever I see that I think - public lice. I am so used to WGs being shaven now, that anything else now seems unhygienic. Asian girls often seem to have long straight black public hair too - which makes their twat look like Nikki Sixx out of Motley Crue - which is not only off-puttingly gross, but means I am unable to see the abyss into which my cock is about to go. Which for hygiene reasons I prefer to see. Each time I have gone there I have convinced myself it would be different this time - it never has been, so I'm not going back.
Negative 6: Terrible Sex
The two girls I have shagged (I don't remember their names exactly - probably Ming (short for minger, I'd imagine) and Lilly (I think)) were both in their 20s. Both Chinese. Ming was very slim but didn't have the best breath. Lilly was quite large but was very annoying during sex. Both acts were very rushed with fake off-putting porno noises (I had to tell each to be quiet) and both with "you come yet" type questions within 20 seconds of getting in. The services were just lamentable.
Negative 7: Basically Everything/Conclusion
Overpriced
Musty Rooms
Unhygenic
No choice of girls
No consistency of services
Motley Crue public hair
Services offered were performed poorly
I gave it a couple of chances. I'm never going back.
