English_Beauty_Amy - London tour

[KentAde]

What a fucking pissed off lunch-hour I had today with the below:

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Met the above in her rented apartment in London E1, for 1hr @ £150, trying to indulge in all her 'enjoys' including rimming, anal and CIM.

Well, although advertised, boy does she give a half-hearted service.

Let's start with the positives....well, struggling with that one. Oh yes, she tasted nice and fresh when DATY, and shower had hot water, and the place was easy to find. Figure wasn't too bad and she was freshly shaven.

Now for the negatives.....think I will list them as there are a few  (and everything was discussed and agreed with a phone-call over the weekend).

I asked for black stockings and suspenders and nothing else on when she opened the door.....I got "sorry my suspender belt broke" and she wore 'natural' colour holdups! WTF! Like a fucking granny.

I asked for lots of kissing everywhere.....I got a few DFK minutes to start and then that went downhill.

I asked for lots of OWO and rimming - I got a few sucks, and a few licks underneath.

I asked for reverse oral to try to make her cum - I got her taking her fucking time orgasming, so much so she took nearly 15mins. Jeez...OK I can't control her body, but wish I had fucking stopped and given up and let her get back to me... 

I asked for anal - I got a few pumps reverse cowgirl, then  when I started to pound her doggy, she asked me to stop. All of 5-6 mins I reckon 

I asked for full OWO and CIM to finish -  I got another few little sucks, then bit of wanking (which I hate), then her opening her mouth and wanking me sort of into her mouth, BUT my juice never reached her mouth entirely. Now CIM is supposed to be a full BJ non-stop until you pump your seed into a willing CLOSED mouth and she pops to the loo. Not Amy's way!

We was now upto 45mins and I was all done - so the wanking was a ploy to get me to cum quicker. Couldn't be bothered for idle chit-chat so fucked off then totally and utterly pissed off. I even sent a text asking for feedback - did I get a reply! Like fuck   

So there you have it. A compilation of my requests and how Amy carried them out. Can't actually be bothered to describe her looks, etc. only that she does look 26, and has a Cornish accent.

One to definitely avoid gents...

[zundabar]

Sorry to hear that Kent, just searched through her profile and found these soggy lumps of BS:

"My lips were made for passionate kissing"

"I have a wardrobe bursting at the seams with variety"

She seems attractive from her pictures but from the sound of she's more of a thorny rose than a horny rose.

[KentAde]

Sorry to hear that Kent, just searched through her profile and found these soggy lumps of BS:

"My lips were made for passionate kissing"

"I have a wardrobe bursting at the seams with variety"

She seems attractive from her pictures but from the sound of she's more of a thorny rose than a horny rose.

Thanks.....pity really as I thought she was going to be a cracker from her Profile! 

..and yes, kissing....well sort of, and a wardrobe that's probably a broken IKEA one... 

[slow and low]

Cheers for review, sorry to hear it went south  but good warning sent out as I had a look on profile but definitely won't be seeing.

[Thepacifist]

Thanks for the review! Sorry to hear it was a negative. She looks my type as i do like blondes but I won't see her now. I'd rather spend my money on a Cornish pasty.

[zundabar]

Thanks for the review! Sorry to hear it was a negative. She looks my type as i do like blondes but I won't see her now. I'd rather spend my money on a Cornish pasty.

A fresh pasty would probably be warmer than Amy from the sounds of it.

[King Nuts]

I asked for black stockings and suspenders and nothing else on when she opened the door.....I got "sorry my suspender belt broke" and she wore 'natural' colour holdups! WTF! Like a fucking granny.

You'd think, wouldn't you, that possession of s and s would be the basic part of a tart's kit.

Stockings and suspenders might not be worn much these days in civvy-land (more's the pity) but their appeal endures.

[KentAde]

You'd think, wouldn't you, that possession of s and s would be the basic part of a tart's kit.

Stockings and suspenders might not be worn much these days in civvy-land (more's the pity) but their appeal endures.

That's my point. I spoke to her on the phone and reiterated that I love black s+s, and you would think that she would have some in reserve or even a pair of holdups...but natural tan! 
Oh, and she promised me she would open the door naked apart from s+s - never a chance of that!